The Opinionated Ogre is a Stay-at-Home parent first, foul-mouthed hater of fascist Republicans second. He’s been making the most horrible people in the country miserable for 15 years and the hate he feels for American Nazis is eternal and without limits. He plans to stop torturing right-wing trash the day the last fascist dies. So, you know, never. Please help support this potty-mouthed newsletter for just $5/month or $50/year (Almost 17% less!)
The first month or two of the Trump regime was a brutal shock to a lot of people. I tried, and mostly succeeded, to contain my disdain for those who were surprised by the vicious cruelty unleashed by a fascist white nationalist government intent on ensuring there would never be another free and fair election in the United States again. It’s not like Republicans haven’t been telling us exactly what they planned to do for decades. It’s not like hysterical liberal radicals like me haven’t been screaming at the top of our lungs what was coming for decades.
No. This all came out of absolutely nowhere. Who could have possibly predicted that an entire political party enamored with fascism and minority rule and white nationalism would govern accordingly? We may never understand what happened to the GOP. A true mystery for the fucking ages.
But after the first several weeks, the shock wore off and people got angry. Angry people mobilized. That mobilization became sand in the gears of fascism. Fascism, already a tenous project, faltered. It certainly helped our cause that the fascists in question are some of the dumbest motherfuckers of our time. There IS such a thing as a competent fascist. Thank god we have so few of them. Donald Trump prefers bootlickers and damaged people who will be personally loyal to him instead of the fascist agenda.
When the history of America’s second failed fascist uprising is written, the fact that Donald Trump was its leader will be noted as the prime reason it rose to prominence. But also the prime reason it failed. If he had actually cared about the cause, we would be in trouble. But Trump only cares about Trump. He has no greater vision beyond himself. Not even to make America a reflection of his own personal glory. That’s too much work. Too much of a hassle. America can fuck off and die as long as Trump gets rich and leaves behind monuments and landmarks with his name on them.
So the regime is breaking in under a year. Not a good track record for a 1000-year-reich. For example, last month’s elections could not have possibly gone worse for the GOP. Democrats flipped multiple seats all across the country. Republicans flipped three two one none. Not a single fucking seat anywhere in the entire United States. That was the highlight for the regime over the last month and change. It’s only gone downhill from there.
And yet. No matter how badly Republicans do. No matter how much they’re flailing. No matter how strong the resistance to their fascism is. We get this doomer shit.
is right, there is nothing these fascist fucks can break that cannot be rebuilt or replaced. I’m Gen X and even for Gen X, I’m cynical. But you know what I’ve come to understand in the last couple of years? Doomerism is lazy.
It’s sooooo easy to throw up your hands and say, “It’s all over!” That means you don’t have to fight anymore. Fighting is hard. When you give up, you can just sit back and do nothing because why bother? Isn’t that so much less stressful?
Doomerism is also cowardice. Fighting is scary. Looking at an unknown future is scary. If you already “know” you’ve lost, then there’s no uncertainty. Surrender is a warm blanket to smother the fear.
But really, doomerism is a sad lack of imagination. It means the doomer looks at the world and cannot see something better. They cannot envision a world without suffering and strife and cruelty and pain, so they just give up. They cannot see any future at all beyond what we live in now.
How obnoxious. What a betrayal of everything we are as a people and a species. Our defining feature has been to imagine a better future and make it happen. If it weren’t, we would still be sitting in a cave, afraid of predators. No one would have ever said, “No Kings!” in 1765. No one would have spent decades being beaten and murdered by police to secure women’s right to vote. No one would have crossed the bridge at Selma. No one would have fought the police at Stonewall.
To be a doomer is to look at all the people who fought and died to advance the cause of freedom and civil rights and say, “Why did you even waste your time?”
To which my response is, “Fuck you, doomer.”
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It’s important to understand that you do not have to have a crystal clear image of the perfect future you want. I don’t. That’s not my job. My job is to envision a future without fascism. Without racist assholes threatening to put my kids in a concentration camp. Without an incel trying to spike my girls’ drinks and rape them. Without a eugenicist trying to murder my autistic son because he’s a “burden” on society.
I envision a future where the American right has been smashed to dust. Their power broken forever, leaving us free to move America forward, unfettered by their greed and hate and pettiness and ignorance.
What does that look like, exactly? I don’t know. A new Constitution? Amendments to the old one? An entirely new system? I haven’t the faintest idea. That is for people smarter than me to figure out and implement.
But I don’t NEED to know the specifics to know it can be done. We are the only advanced nation in the world without universal healthcare.1 We don’t have maternity leave. Our prison population is larger than the populations of about one-third of the nations on the planet. China is the only country that’s close to the number of total prisoners, and they have over one billion more citizens than we do.
We can, if we choose, be a better country. We can be a better people. There is a future out there where we take care of the least of us. Where our civil rights are protected from the likes of the NRA and the KKK and the fucking police.2 Where women are believed, and trans kids are safe. Where elections are secure, and politicians answer to their constituents, not to billionaires who no longer exist.
That world is out there and we can have it if we fight hard enough and long enough and never give the fascists a moment of peace. The thing they want to hear more than anything else is “We’re doomed” because they rely on the illusion of inevitability. Fake it till you make and then keep faking it because fascism cannot govern; it can only destroy.
You don’t have to be everywhere, fighting every fight. You don’t have to be at every protest. You don’t have to support every cause. You don’t have to spend every waking moment focused on crushing the regime. No one has infinite bandwidth. Pick your lane. Do what you can. Be a drop of water in the blue wave that’s coming. That’s all a wave is, after all: Drops of water moving in the same direction.
There are so many more of us than there are of them and they know it. That’s why they want us scared and demoralized and sitting at home, whining that “we’re doomed.” The fascist fucks know there’s nothing they can do to stop what’s coming for them except to get us to stop ourselves. I'm tired of the doomers because I’m not stopping. Are you?
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I’ll point out that people fixated on Medicare for All as the ONLY solution when dozens of countries have other solutions are just as bad as doomers. They lack imagination and, frequently, that’s on purpose to make sure nothing gets done.
It’s depressing how much overlap there is between all three.





