Tuesday was like a natural disaster in reverse. So much good shit happened all at once, it’s hard to focus on any one thing. We’re almost certainly going to have a 56-seat majority in the Senate. The ramifications of that are insane. We’re going to have the largest House majority in over thirty years. Whaaaat? 75% of the entire population will live under a Democratic governor and 53% under a full blue trifecta. Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?! The list goes on and on and on (and on).
But Texas? Texas is in a category all its own.
The Lone Star State has been our white whale for decades. We see Texas in a way Republicans do not see New York or California. The right knows that they will never convince the “coastal elites” 🙄 in NY and CA to vote for the party that openly despises them. We, on the other hand, always understood that Texas was not a red state.
It was, at worst, a purple state, but in reality, most likely a blue state. Texas was simply being smothered by decades of voter suppression, gerrymandering, and election rigging by a party of cheats and liars.
And we were right.
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Flipping the state house and every statewide executive office means the days of Republican power are over. Texas Democrats do not have to do anything dramatic to permanently alter the balance of power. They simply have to unrig their elections. For instance, Republicans closed almost 100 polling stations in minority communities just this year. Those will be restored and expanded. Easier access to voting means more voters. More voters means Republicans lose.
Other restrictions to voting will be eased or erased. Texans will not have to jump through hoops to prove they can vote. Their names will not be purged at random. They won’t have to fight tooth and nail to get registered. Voter participation will explode in Texas, and that will be nothing but bad news for Republicans.
It’s important to understand how crucial Texas is to the Republican Party. They can, in fact, win a presidential election without Texas, but only by running the tables and winning every swing state.
Republicans can win with the kind of results they had in 2024, but not 2016. In 2016, Nevada stayed blue, and that would have lost them the race. These days, Wisconsin is under a Democratic trifecta. All of their voter suppression will be gone soon. Think they’ll be voting red again? Same with Arizona and Pennsylvania. All of the bullshit Republicans slipped in over the years will be erased and, whoops, look at that: A sudden shift to the left. Almost like free and fair elections do not favor the party of fascism and billionaires. Which, of course, is why Republicans have spent decades and billions to strip so many Americans of their right to vote.
Texas is absolutely critical to the future of the Republican Party, and all of that is at risk now. If Texas remains blue, even just for a few years, the prospects of Republicans ever occupying the White House again are almost nonexistent.
It gets worse from here. For Republicans. For us? It gets soooo much better.
In 2028, this increase in voting will almost certainly see the state senate flip, handing Democrats a trifecta. That’s when the pain really starts (if you’re a piece of shit fascist). With a trifecta, Democrats can gerrymander the state. Republicans started this game. They’re going to really wish they had not. With 38 heavily gerrymandered House seats tilted toward the GOP, a sharp gerrymander to the left would push out almost a dozen Republicans (if not more). That’s before we even discuss the gerrymanders that will be coming in the five new states Democrats have total control in now: Michigan, Minnesota, Nevada, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. That’s maybe another, what?, dozen seats picked up between them? Then there’s New York and Maryland and Virginia. We’re looking at another 30 seats, minimum, gerrymandered in our favor.
Republicans did not think this through.
They’ve been gerrymandering their states for decades. In 2010, they took it to an extreme level, and that worked for them. For a while. Democrats gerrymander, too, but not nearly to the same extent. That meant Republicans have very little room left to maneuver. You can’t squeeze blood from a stone. But we had a lot of places we could cut Republicans out of. And with this many trifectas, that number became intolerably large. Add Texas to the picture, and I wonder if Democrats can do what Republicans were attempting: Permanently lock the other party out of power.
Want to see how quickly the Republicans on the Supreme Court change their minds about the constitutionality of the gerrymander? Want to see Republicans suddenly start screaming that gerrymandering is tyranny? All’s fair in love and war until they start losing. Let me soak up all those big, sobby MAGA tears with my teeny tiny sponge.
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Of course, with all of that voter suppression out of the way, Ted Cruz is a dead man walking. He still has four years left, but it’s his last four years. No one likes him, and without rigged elections to protect him, he’s done. That means Democrats will have two more Senate seats than they usually do. Six more if they avail themselves of the opportunity in 2029 to pass statehood for Puerto Rico and DC. The decades-long structural advantage Republicans have had in the Senate will die a quiet death. Will the filibuster even matter at this point? Will Republicans dare to keep abusing it? Dunno. It’s the only leverage they’ll have. Maybe go back to using it in emergencies, or Democrats will take away their favorite toy…
These two last things are going to be very VERY bad for Republicans. The first is textbooks. Wait, what? What do textbooks have to do with anything? A lot.
Because Texas is so large, they are the second-largest purchaser of textbooks in the United States. Their previous hard-right Board of Education pushed a racist, Christofascist curriculum in their schools, which textbook companies had to adopt. That meant other Republican-controlled states used the same tainted textbooks. Teach them hate and ignorance when they’re young, and you can breed Republicans for a lifetime. It’s quite literally why Republicans have been trying to destroy public education longer than I’ve been alive.
California does something similar, but instead of slaves as “immigrant workers” and Creationism, its textbooks reflect reality and its well-known liberal bias. Unsurprisingly, Republican-controlled states do not use those textbooks.
But now, Democrats control the Texas board of education. No more state-sanctioned racism. No more theocratic garbage. No more enforced misogyny. The textbooks will change, and the textbook companies will comply because, well, Texas is their second-largest customer. Money talks.
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Red states will either have to buy the new textbooks or pay exorbitant amounts of money to have their own white trash textbooks written. Being as red states are controlled by Republicans who defund public education, that seems unlikely. Perhaps they’ll turn to Florida and beg them to take the lead in producing hate-filled textbooks to teach their children how to be good citizens of the 1800s.
Let us play a sad song for their travails on our itty bitty violins…
Finally, and this you’re going to enjoy the most, Elon Musk is completely fucked.
Musk took half a billion dollars, with a “b,” and flushed it down the toilet. That’s how much he spent in a last-minute bid to buy the midterms for the Republican Party. His main focus was Texas because that’s where he lives and most of his businesses are either located in Texas or have a significant presence there. Tesla, SpaceX, XAI, Neuralink, Twitter, etc., are all within the jurisdiction of the Texas Attorney General, who, as of January, will be a Democrat. As will the Governor, the Lt. Governor, and the Railroad Commissioner (who is in charge of enforcing environmental laws).
Guess who they’re going to want to talk to about all of the very illegal things his businesses do on a daily basis but that Republicans turned a blind eye to?
“Hey, let’s talk about how your cars are rolling death traps, Mr. Musk.”
“Hey, let’s talk about what kind of medical research you’re doing here. Seems kind of unethical and very illegal, Mr. Musk.”
“Mr. Musk, we have a warrant to seize all communications pertaining to Grok producing sexualized images of children. Can you come with us, please?”
Gonna be hard for Republicans to take Elon Musk’s money when he’s arrested for distributing child porn, like he should have been a year ago.
Will Texas go at him that hard? Maybe, maybe not, but Musk will be under fire from every angle both at the state level and federal, as Senate and House Democrats subpoena him for everything. He’ll be very, very busy trying to stay out of prison. Maybe too busy to play wannabe kingmaker in 2028.
Personally, I want him so miserable and depressed he spends all day snorting Ketamine. What a terrible shame it will be to wake up one morning to read that the world’s richest Nazi overdosed and is now in a persistent vegetative state. And nothing of value would be lost…
Put all of this together, and Blue Texas is not just a massive psychological and logistical blow to the Republican Party; it’s an existential threat. More than any other state, Texas is the very core of the GOP. Now it belongs to us, and they’re going to fight tooth and nail to flip it back. Pay attention to Texas. It’s a pivot point for the future of the entire country, and if we can cement our hold on it, the entire fascist Republican project fails.
Now you know just how much of a Big fucking Deal this is.
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