This is what spy agencies do. They have schools to teach spies to accomplish exactly what Alice Huang, the apparent Chinese spy, has done with Nvidia’s Jensen Huang. Get close to a powerful person, in this case, the CEO of the four trillion dollar chip powerhouse that according to reports builds 90 percent of the processors used in the development of AI that is driving markets, and voters, crazy. Then, use the closeness to your target to get information that goes beyond the target, in this case, all the way into the Oval Office, and captures intelligence right from the very top.

Stop and think about that for a minute. Alice Huang is very likely an intelligence agent for the People’s Republic of China. If such an agent has achieved the connections that this one has – Jensen Huang has admitted to a sexual affair with her, and that is the gooey center of the so-called “honey-pot” approach by an agent – her reports are going straight into the office of the Xi Jinping, who Trump said yesterday he will meet next week at the APEC leaders summit in Shenzhen, which Reuters described today as China’s “southern tech hub.”

Let that sink in for a moment. Trump is going to meet the Chinese president, in his country, in the Silicon Valley of China, and Xi will come to his meeting with the American president armed with all the intelligence that Alice Huang has been able to get out of Jensen Huang and from him, on Donald Trump, since the two Huangs became closely acquainted over two years ago.

Two years of pillow talk about the semiconductors made by an American company that are essentially driving the world economy and that China wants to get its hands on so they can keep up with AI development in this country.

As I pointed out above, Russia and China have schools to teach intelligence agents exactly how to penetrate targets Jensen Huang. Meet your target at an industry conference somewhere, which is apparently what happened between the two Huangs. There was a report in the New York Times on Friday that said Alice Huang “was recruited…by Beijing’s top spy agency to learn more about American A.I. chips and potentially influence the company to push for its most advanced chips to be made available to China.”

Ha! It’s more like she was hand-crafted for that task. Does anyone believe that China is not in the business of becoming the world’s biggest superpower both militarily and economically for the long haul? Does anyone think that people like Alice Huang drop into their lap? If they recruited her, it was when she was in college, and from then, she was trained-up to do exactly what she has done. It is likely that the company of which she is CEO, Megaspeed, is a wholly created creature of the Chinese government. The Times reported that Megaspeed “has been building data centers in Southeast Asia and then renting their computing power to Alibaba, the giant Chinese internet firm.” Do you think a single nail is driven or a cupful of concrete poured to build one of these datacenters that serves China’s most important “internet firm” without the Chinese government okaying it and probably providing the cash money to pay for it?

Hmmmm…let’s think for a moment and see if we can come up with anyone else Alice Huang has been able to get close to through her extra-marital relationship with Nvidia chief, Jensen Huang. Who’s that familiar face standing in the background of the photo I saw of Huang today? Is that Elon Musk? Why, yes it is! Was Musk at the White House tech-mogul meetings that Jensen Huang has attended? Why, I think he was!

And whose pillow did Jensen Huang put his head down on after these tech-mogul meetings, and computer conferences and AI conferences he and Alice Huang attended? Gee, give me a minute…I’m trying to think of who that might have been…I’ve got it! Jensen Huang followed Little Jensen right into a luxury hotel suite where the beautiful Alice Huang was waiting for him, just as she had been taught at spy school in China.

Then Jensen Huang flew home to his wife, Lori, whom he has been married to since they met in an engineering lab in college at Oregon State University.

But man, what a catch this guy has been for the eager Chinese deep-cover agent Alice. Huang got his start in the world of ultra-fast chips working at Advance Micro Devices, AMD, and from there went to work for Sun Microsystems. He’s been around Silicon Valley almost as long as there has been a Silicon Valley. He knows everybody. But it gets better. Huang is a relative of Lisa Su, AMD’s CEO and chairperson. He is close to Taiwanese billionaire Charles Liang, the co-founder of Supermicro. Huang was born in Taiwan and is a dual citizen of that country and the U.S. Nvidia chips are made in – you guessed it – Taiwan, along with practically every other chip that is used in U.S. designed and U.S. owned electronic devices.

Let me see, there’s something familiar here I think I’m missing. Oh, I’ve got it! Taiwan! Isn’t that the island nation right off the coast of China that President Xi thinks China owns, that Xi’s navy is constantly running military exercises around, that Xi’s air force is constantly buzzing the skies off its coast with its fighter jets, which are carbon copies of the fighters produced by the good old U.S.A.? Why, I think it is!

So, there appears to be an icing on this little intelligence cake that China’s had in the oven since they trained-up Alice Huang – which is her Americanized name, by the way, her Chinese name being Huang Le. China set her up with Megaspeed in Singapore, so she can run the company out of an allegedly neutral country, while all its business is back on the homeland of China. Megaspeed has a subsidiary in Malaysia called Speedmatrix – they do love the root word “speed” don’t they. A recent New York Times story said that a Commerce Department official visited a Speedmatrix facility in Malaysia and found “massive quantities” of Nvidia graphics processing units (GPU) still in their boxes rather than installed in server units as the Commerce official thought they would be. The Times reported that this led to a suspicion that the Nvidia chips were being routed through Speedmatrix, the Megaspeed subsidiary, into China.

To which I would say, gee, ya think?

The discovery of the boxes of Nvidia chips in Malaysia is what led to a Commerce Department investigation of Nvidia, which I would be delighted to report to you is where we find ourselves today. But, as with all things Nvidia, and all things Huang – both Huangs, it seems – it ain’t that easy. Today we learn, again in the New York Times, whose reporting on this scandal has been excellent and absolutely essential, that the Commerce Department investigation of Nvidia’s relationship with Megaspeed “came to a sudden halt” after the general counsel of Megaspeed sent an email to Commerce Department investigators “seeking information about the inquiry into Megaspeed.”

Now, let’s examine this little development. This happened last year, according to the Times. L’Affaire Huangs, if I may, was ongoing last year, out of the glare of scandal which now illuminates it. The Times looked a little deeper into the email from Megaspeed, sent last year, and found that the general counsel of Megaspeed informed the Commerce Department investigators that Jeff Kessler, a top official at Commerce, “had given Nvidia permission to reach out about the case.”

That’s sounding just a teensy-bit cozy, isn’t it?

Kessler reports directly to Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, whom we have discovered is one hell of a lying bastard, in that he lied about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, lied about his financial arrangements with him, lied that he had never visited his island…and on and on. Also, Lutnick is one of Trump’s favorite house-poodles, and likely the source of inside information that the Trump sons, and thus Trump, have traded on to make the $3 billion or so that Trump admitted to 60 Minutes he has accumulated since taking office, the source of which he claimed not to know, because it’s all handled by his “very smart” son.

You’ll never guess what they did with the Commerce Department investigation into Nvidia and Megaspeed and Speedmatrix and all the other Chinese firms run by…uh, what was her name again?...oh, that’s right! Pillow-whisperer Alice Huang, who was busy pillow-whispering with Jensen Huang, CEO of Nvidia, the subject of the Commerce Department investigation, back when the email was sent from Megaspeed’s general counsel to the Commerce Department investigators.

Our government suddenly decided to transfer the investigation of Nvidia and Megaspeed and all the other Speeds to the Department of Justice, which is run by Donald Trump’s former personal lawyer, Todd Blanche, who has played THE key role in sitting on and blacking out and withholding and otherwise concealing all the files on, yep, Jeffrey Epstein, well known friend of both Donald Trump and Howard Lutnick.

Deeper and deeper it goes, and right at the center of it is our Honey Pot du Jour, Alice Huang, CEO of Megaspeed and its subsidiary Speedmatrix, and pillow-whisperer of Jensen Huang, whose company was being investigated by one department of the U.S. government and is now being investigated by the man who calls himself “Donald Trump’s lawyer.”

Let me tell you what. I’ve written five novels, and I spent 15 years in Hollywood writing for TV and movies, and if I had pitched this plot during any of those years to any studio or book publisher, I’d have been told not to let the door hit me on my way out.

Watch what’s going to happen now. The Guardian reported today that “Alice Huang’s current whereabouts are unknown,” and that her “current relationship” with Megaspeed is “unclear.”

Youbetcha.

Alice Huang is the Maria Buttina of AI chips. She’s going to disappear down a Chinese rabbit hole, and we won’t be hearing anything about her until some new guy in China overthrows Xi and wants to trash him with a scandal that will make the new guy’s career in China and improve relations with the U.S. For now, she’s gone, but the other Huang, Jensen, is still running Nvidia, because his PR people have got every major mainstream media outlet reporting how “essential” he is to the company, and how Nvidia couldn’t run without him, yet another genius worth hundreds of billions of dollars who got led around by his Little Jensen into a gigantic wad of trouble that we’re going to have one hell of a lot of fun watching him try to dig himself out of.

Stay tuned. This one’s got it all — Big Huangs, Little Huangs, Honey Pots, Whisper-Pillows, Donald Trump, and megabucks galore.

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Boy, that one’s a mystery, isn’t it? The short answer is, I don’t know. I doubt if his parents even know. There is a certain kind of person, if you look into their eyes, all you see is a dark hole. That’s Stephen Miller. His eyes don’t betray anything about him, because there is nothing to betray.

He comes from a family that was saved by immigration to the United States from certain destruction in what is now Belarus but then was part of the Russian empire. And yet now he is the single most virulent xenophobe in an inherently xenophobic administration. He hates immigrants, and he very probably does not even know why.

What I’m going to do tonight is try to illustrate what that hate is, and how it comes from exactly nothing.

When I lived in the deep South in the 1980’s, I had someone over to my house who was a friend of a friend, who bought him along when I invited him for dinner. The man was from Mississippi. I was living in New Orleans.

During dinner, he made a few racist comments. Ordinarily, I would have thrown him out of my house for talking the way he did, but in deference to my friend, I abstained from that extreme solution and decided instead to take the opportunity to interrogate him about his racism.

I lived in the French Quarter, and after dinner, we went outside and sat on the balcony to drink coffee and have an after-dinner drink. I decided not to waste any time, and started right in, asking him why he had used the N-word to refer to Black people every time he spoke of them. He seemed a little shocked. It occurred to me that he had never been asked that question before. He said something like, I don’t know, I just do.

I asked him if he knew the word was offensive to Black people, and to others as well, including me. He allowed as how he understood that. Doesn’t that give you pause, I asked him. I’ve got freedom of speech, like anybody else, he replied.

With that, I decided to ask him if he thought Black people were inferior. He did. I asked him why. He answered that it was obvious to anyone who paid attention. I asked him if he thought Black people should not have the right to vote. He answered that they shouldn’t.

I wasn’t going to argue the Civil Rights laws and the Voting Rights Act with him, so I pressed on. I wanted to know where his racism came from, so I asked him if he had ever had a conversation with a Black person the way we had spoken with each other earlier at the dinner table. No, he hadn’t. I asked him if he had ever had a Black person over to his house as a guest. The answer again was, no. I asked him if he had gone to school with Black people when he was young. No, he went to an all-white “academy.” I asked him if there had been Black people in the university he attended. He said yes, but he didn’t have anything to do with them.

I asked if any Black person at his college, or in the town where he lived, had ever done anything to offend him personally. He said something like, being there, and chuckled. I asked if he had gone to Black restaurants in the town where he lived – I was thinking specifically of a steakhouse owned by a Black woman that was famous throughout southern Mississippi. He said he had gone there, and the steaks were good. I asked if it offended him to eat at a restaurant owned by Black people where Blacks were eating at nearby tables. He said no, long as they keep to themselves.

I asked if he had ever been the victim of a crime committed by a Black person, such as a mugging. No, he hadn’t been mugged, but everybody knew they stole money taking welfare, and that was out tax dollars. I pointed out that the number of Whites and Blacks on welfare in Mississippi was almost exactly proportional to their numbers in the state’s population. He said everybody knew that welfare was started for Black people – he used the N-word – and without them, there wouldn’t be any welfare. I didn’t argue the history of public assistance with him, realizing that his answer reflected political rhetoric on the Right, especially in the deep South.

Realizing that I had reached the end of my search for specific reasons for his racism, I shifted my approach and came right out and just asked him where it came from. He looked at me as if I had asked him whether gravity was real, if the planets circled the sun. It’s just the way things are, he said.

I hadn’t gotten into it with him about either the scientific or moral lies of white supremacy, thinking that would lead into a rabbit hole useless to argue. In fact, I hadn’t argued with him at all. I was looking for a reason behind his racism and had found nothing. He didn’t come right out and say that he was “raised that way,” but clearly that had contributed to his beliefs, if not been at the root of them.

Even that would not have been a real answer. You can be heavily influenced as a child and having reached adulthood decide to go against your upbringing. I knew people whose racism was essentially erased by their experiences in the Army. For several of them, it was the first time in their lives they had personally come to know a Black person.

There isn’t any answer to the source of racism. I suspect the same is true about Stephen Miller’s xenophobia. It has no root in his family history. It doesn’t come from having grown up in Santa Monica, California. There is no evidence that someone from an immigrant background kept him from being admitted to a prestigious university. In short, Miller seems not to have suffered any damage personally from immigration in general or from an immigrant specifically.

He has made a career out of being anti-immigration, and the way he has overseen the Department of Homeland Security and its ICE policies seems to reflect a sadistic streak in him. But though psychology could help explain certain behaviors in a person, it’s not enough with Stephen Miller, and it’s not enough with deeply entrenched racism.

I do believe that people are not “born this way” when it comes to beliefs that fly in the face of logic and come from the dark corners of prejudice. Bigotry is learned and can also be inherited, but Stephen Miller seems not to have inherited his intolerance. Every time he opens his mouth, it is obvious that he enjoys it. Hatred has that effect on some people. For reasons we will perhaps never understand, it’s like a drug. Hate feels good to them. I suspect that like addiction, they can never get enough of it. Stephen Miller is such a person. He’ll go to his grave hating people who are seeking the same thing his ancestors sought and found here in this country: life itself and the freedom to live it.

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One of the best things about the Indiana Jones movies is that he unapologetically beats the shit out of Nazis. Why is that so satisfying? Because Nazis are irredeemable monsters. They are an existential threat to human decency, freedom, our very lives. It is not just fun to stomp Nazis; it’s a moral obligation.

America understood the assignment and unapologetically beat the shit out of the Nazis this week.

The corruption, the violence, the war on America and Americans drove so many of us to the polls that all of the regime’s scheming to steal the midterms were rendered moot. The monsters aren’t gone, but they’re bruised and bleeding and afraid. Terrified, actually.

However, a scared and wounded animal is the most dangerous kind. The next two years will be an orgy of horror and cruelty from a regime already wallowing in it. Be prepared to fight even harder and when it is done, the filth will stand trial for their crimes and America will finally be free of their evil.

The Nazis always lose. Just ask Indy…

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Monday: WELP! Called it!

Tuesday: No article today. I livestreamed for five hours while the results came in. It was…something. Hope you were there to watch!

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Also Thursday: Which way will the rats jump? We’ll find out soon enough.

Friday: Daaaaaamn! Republicans are absolutely FUCKED!

5 Things I Found Interesting This Week

Civil War Memory

The Coalition Jim Crow and the Lost Cause Was Built to Stop

This morning, historian Steve Kantrowitz, author of Ben Tillman & the Reconstruction of White Supremacy, observed that if Scott Colom holds his lead in Mississippi, a majority of the former Confederate states will send a Democrat to the Senate in January…

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Brian Tyler Cohen

The National Popular Vote Interstate Compact’s Time Has Come

Most of the nation’s attention on Tuesday, rightfully, was trained on the House and the Senate, both of which Democrats won in historic fashion. But something just as important took place: Democrats won trifectas, meaning the governor’s office and both chambers of the legislature, in Arizona, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Nevada. Tha…

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UnPresidented

The Democrats are coming for RFK Jr: ‘We want his head on a platter’

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Erin In The Morning

Anti-Trans Ballot Measures Are Barely Passing, And They May Not Survive What Comes Next

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In this episode of Reality Check, David Cay Johnston exposes the Trump administration’s latest rollback of pollution protections and explains why Americans must demand enforcement of environmental laws.

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Tuesday was like a natural disaster in reverse. So much good shit happened all at once, it’s hard to focus on any one thing. We’re almost certainly going to have a 56-seat majority in the Senate. The ramifications of that are insane. We’re going to have the largest House majority in over thirty years. Whaaaat? 75% of the entire population will live under a Democratic governor and 53% under a full blue trifecta. Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?! The list goes on and on and on (and on).

But Texas? Texas is in a category all its own.

The Lone Star State has been our white whale for decades. We see Texas in a way Republicans do not see New York or California. The right knows that they will never convince the “coastal elites” 🙄 in NY and CA to vote for the party that openly despises them. We, on the other hand, always understood that Texas was not a red state.

It was, at worst, a purple state, but in reality, most likely a blue state. Texas was simply being smothered by decades of voter suppression, gerrymandering, and election rigging by a party of cheats and liars.

And we were right.

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Flipping the state house and every statewide executive office means the days of Republican power are over. Texas Democrats do not have to do anything dramatic to permanently alter the balance of power. They simply have to unrig their elections. For instance, Republicans closed almost 100 polling stations in minority communities just this year. Those will be restored and expanded. Easier access to voting means more voters. More voters means Republicans lose.

Other restrictions to voting will be eased or erased. Texans will not have to jump through hoops to prove they can vote. Their names will not be purged at random. They won’t have to fight tooth and nail to get registered. Voter participation will explode in Texas, and that will be nothing but bad news for Republicans.

It’s important to understand how crucial Texas is to the Republican Party. They can, in fact, win a presidential election without Texas, but only by running the tables and winning every swing state.

Republicans can win with the kind of results they had in 2024, but not 2016. In 2016, Nevada stayed blue, and that would have lost them the race. These days, Wisconsin is under a Democratic trifecta. All of their voter suppression will be gone soon. Think they’ll be voting red again? Same with Arizona and Pennsylvania. All of the bullshit Republicans slipped in over the years will be erased and, whoops, look at that: A sudden shift to the left. Almost like free and fair elections do not favor the party of fascism and billionaires. Which, of course, is why Republicans have spent decades and billions to strip so many Americans of their right to vote.

Texas is absolutely critical to the future of the Republican Party, and all of that is at risk now. If Texas remains blue, even just for a few years, the prospects of Republicans ever occupying the White House again are almost nonexistent.

It gets worse from here. For Republicans. For us? It gets soooo much better.

In 2028, this increase in voting will almost certainly see the state senate flip, handing Democrats a trifecta. That’s when the pain really starts (if you’re a piece of shit fascist). With a trifecta, Democrats can gerrymander the state. Republicans started this game. They’re going to really wish they had not. With 38 heavily gerrymandered House seats tilted toward the GOP, a sharp gerrymander to the left would push out almost a dozen Republicans (if not more). That’s before we even discuss the gerrymanders that will be coming in the five new states Democrats have total control in now: Michigan, Minnesota, Nevada, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. That’s maybe another, what?, dozen seats picked up between them? Then there’s New York and Maryland and Virginia. We’re looking at another 30 seats, minimum, gerrymandered in our favor.

Republicans did not think this through.

They’ve been gerrymandering their states for decades. In 2010, they took it to an extreme level, and that worked for them. For a while. Democrats gerrymander, too, but not nearly to the same extent. That meant Republicans have very little room left to maneuver. You can’t squeeze blood from a stone. But we had a lot of places we could cut Republicans out of. And with this many trifectas, that number became intolerably large. Add Texas to the picture, and I wonder if Democrats can do what Republicans were attempting: Permanently lock the other party out of power.

Want to see how quickly the Republicans on the Supreme Court change their minds about the constitutionality of the gerrymander? Want to see Republicans suddenly start screaming that gerrymandering is tyranny? All’s fair in love and war until they start losing. Let me soak up all those big, sobby MAGA tears with my teeny tiny sponge.

Of course, with all of that voter suppression out of the way, Ted Cruz is a dead man walking. He still has four years left, but it’s his last four years. No one likes him, and without rigged elections to protect him, he’s done. That means Democrats will have two more Senate seats than they usually do. Six more if they avail themselves of the opportunity in 2029 to pass statehood for Puerto Rico and DC. The decades-long structural advantage Republicans have had in the Senate will die a quiet death.1 Will the filibuster even matter at this point? Will Republicans dare to keep abusing it? Dunno. It’s the only leverage they’ll have. Maybe go back to using it in emergencies, or Democrats will take away their favorite toy…

These two last things are going to be very VERY bad for Republicans. The first is textbooks. Wait, what? What do textbooks have to do with anything? A lot.

Because Texas is so large, they are the second-largest purchaser of textbooks in the United States. Their previous hard-right Board of Education pushed a racist, Christofascist curriculum in their schools, which textbook companies had to adopt. That meant other Republican-controlled states used the same tainted textbooks. Teach them hate and ignorance when they’re young, and you can breed Republicans for a lifetime. It’s quite literally why Republicans have been trying to destroy public education longer than I’ve been alive.

California does something similar, but instead of slaves as “immigrant workers” and Creationism, its textbooks reflect reality and its well-known liberal bias. Unsurprisingly, Republican-controlled states do not use those textbooks.

But now, Democrats control the Texas board of education. No more state-sanctioned racism. No more theocratic garbage. No more enforced misogyny. The textbooks will change, and the textbook companies will comply because, well, Texas is their second-largest customer. Money talks.

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Red states will either have to buy the new textbooks or pay exorbitant amounts of money to have their own white trash textbooks written. Being as red states are controlled by Republicans who defund public education, that seems unlikely. Perhaps they’ll turn to Florida and beg them to take the lead in producing hate-filled textbooks to teach their children how to be good citizens of the 1800s.

Let us play a sad song for their travails on our itty bitty violins…

Finally, and this you’re going to enjoy the most, Elon Musk is completely fucked.

Musk took half a billion dollars, with a “b,” and flushed it down the toilet. That’s how much he spent in a last-minute bid to buy the midterms for the Republican Party. His main focus was Texas because that’s where he lives and most of his businesses are either located in Texas or have a significant presence there. Tesla, SpaceX, XAI, Neuralink, Twitter, etc., are all within the jurisdiction of the Texas Attorney General, who, as of January, will be a Democrat. As will the Governor, the Lt. Governor, and the Railroad Commissioner (who is in charge of enforcing environmental laws).

Guess who they’re going to want to talk to about all of the very illegal things his businesses do on a daily basis but that Republicans turned a blind eye to?

“Hey, let’s talk about how your cars are rolling death traps, Mr. Musk.”

“Hey, let’s talk about what kind of medical research you’re doing here. Seems kind of unethical and very illegal, Mr. Musk.”

“Mr. Musk, we have a warrant to seize all communications pertaining to Grok producing sexualized images of children. Can you come with us, please?”

Gonna be hard for Republicans to take Elon Musk’s money when he’s arrested for distributing child porn, like he should have been a year ago.

Will Texas go at him that hard? Maybe, maybe not, but Musk will be under fire from every angle both at the state level and federal, as Senate and House Democrats subpoena him for everything. He’ll be very, very busy trying to stay out of prison. Maybe too busy to play wannabe kingmaker in 2028.

Personally, I want him so miserable and depressed he spends all day snorting Ketamine. What a terrible shame it will be to wake up one morning to read that the world’s richest Nazi overdosed and is now in a persistent vegetative state. And nothing of value would be lost…

Put all of this together, and Blue Texas is not just a massive psychological and logistical blow to the Republican Party; it’s an existential threat. More than any other state, Texas is the very core of the GOP. Now it belongs to us, and they’re going to fight tooth and nail to flip it back. Pay attention to Texas. It’s a pivot point for the future of the entire country, and if we can cement our hold on it, the entire fascist Republican project fails.

Now you know just how much of a Big fucking Deal this is.2

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All that’s missing is the five-foot thick reinforced concrete walls. Everything else from the Berlin bunker is there – the plush carpets and overstuffed gilded furniture and oil paintings of favorite past leaders hanging on the wall, all the luxo-accruements of a wounded, monomaniacal fruitcake looking down the long tunnel of his last days. Headlines this afternoon say that Trump has been “furious” at the Tuesday election results, stalking through the West Wing, growling at underlings, practicing his golf swing, looking for someone, anyone to blame.

Trump’s ire at completely blowing the midterms is wildly misplaced. Last night he accepted the resignation of his loyal chief of staff, Suzi Wiles, and this morning he appointed his Reichsminister of Hate, Stephen Miller, to replace her. The bunker’s final population is complete.

Miller is the Trumpazoid chiefly responsible for the flight of the Latino vote from Republicans in every state. Miller spent every waking minute working for Trump in both his terms obsessing about running “illegal” immigrants out of the country, whose “legal” relatives and friends ended up swinging to Democrats by as much as 40 percent from their 2024 voting numbers in key races in Texas, Kansas, Colorado, Ohio, Nevada, Pennsylvania and other battleground states. According to exit polling by the New York Times, Latinos shifted to Democrats by 28 percent overall nationwide. The Latino vote helped Democrats flip six governorships and 12 statehouse chambers from Republican to Democrat. Republican supermajorities in the state legislatures of eight states went down as well. Fourteen Hispanic Democrats were newly elected to Congress on Tuesday. The Congressional Latino Caucus projects that it will have 55 members come January, a record since it was formed 50 years ago.

Stephen Miller was identified early on in 2025 as the White House official who called the Department of Homeland Security every day screaming his displeasure that ICE was not rounding up enough immigrants. He demanded that ICE meet quotas of 3,000 immigrant arrests every day. Miller and his ally Russel Vought were behind the push that put some $200 billion for immigration enforcement in the “Big Beautiful Bill” that passed last year. It was Miller’s pressure on ICE that led to the “surge” in Minnesota early this year, a policy that ended in the deaths of two American citizens and the arrests of countless undocumented immigrants who had been living and working and paying taxes in the state, many of them for decades. Miller was also behind the shift in enforcement policy from going after undocumented immigrants with arrests and convictions to picking up immigrants who didn’t have law enforcement records of any kind.

Miller already enjoyed so-called “open door” access to Trump, able to walk through one of the curved doors into the Oval Office and whisper in Trump’s ear at will. As chief of staff, his whispers will carry extra weight, ensuring that his racist immigration policies will continue apace into 2027 and the 2028 election year.

Voters overwhelmingly expressed their displeasure with Trump’s racist, xenophobic, sexist bullshit this week, but he can’t admit that. Of course he doubled down by promoting Stephen Miller. How could he resist seeing his face and the hate behind it coming through his door even more often than before.

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