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Donald Trump and his party of fascist shitweasels have a problem. Everyone hates them. Well, not EVERYONE. There’s always going to be enough inbred morons who will support Republicans no matter what to keep some of them in office. But it’s not looking good for next November:
Here’s where I remind you, yet again, that this deeply lopsided result is BEFORE we see pictures of Donald Trump raping a little girl.
Before the AI bubble collapses and the Great Depression takes second place in the “What’s the worst economic disaster America has ever faced?” category on trivia night.
Before inflation and unemployment spin out of control, bringing back stagflation for the first time in half a century.
Before Stephen Miller’s Gestapo is fully staffed up with literal Nazis and they start roaming the streets, an army of white nationalists with badges looking for victims to kidnap, rape, and murder.
Before millions lose access to healthcare from the trillion dollars stolen from Medicaid to pay for billionaire tax cuts.
Before millions lose SNAP because Republicans want hungry children.
All of this and more is coming in the next twelve months. Some of it may take longer to hit if we’re unbelievably lucky. Every day a disaster is delayed is lives saved, so it would be the best thing ever for me to be wrong. The more wrong, the better. This is not something you should bet on, though.
The slim silver lining is that all of this will fall on Republicans. And they know it. They know they are facing a historic wipeout next November, and they have a plan. The only plan with a chance of working:
Fresh off their staggering electoral losses this month, Republicans are urging President Donald Trump to start hitting the campaign trail for them next year with control of Congress on the line.
And in a sign of their rising anxiety over Democrats’ renewed enthusiasm, the requests for rallies have started rolling in.
It’s important to remember that in 2024, Republicans did not win the election. Trump did. The Republican Party did terrible everywhere. In an election where their presidential candidate won (allegedly), Republicans lost several Senate seats that should have been theirs for the taking. They retook the House, sure, but with a margin so small, one bad order of shrimp for lunch could knock enough House Republicans out to put Democrats in charge.
Voters do not like Republicans. If we’ve learned anything, they will not show up to vote unless Trump is on the ticket. Or, at least out in the field holding rallies to summon the faithful, something he did not do leading up to the off-year elections.
But why not? Trump LOVES to do rallies. He loves the adoration and attention and cheering, screaming masses of cult members. He hates actually being president and doing work (because he’s stupid and lazy). Why hasn’t he been running around the country, soaking in the worship of the masses?
Answer: Because rallies are physically and mentally draining, and Trump is very sick. Whatever is wrong with him is progressing quickly, and he can only sustain short bursts of energy when he’s speaking. And even that is frequently disjointed and confused gibberish.
That leaves Trump in an impossible position. Moo Hoo Ha Ha.
Here are his two options. Both leave him fucked and help us immensely.
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Trump Must Campaign
If Trump does not go out, they lose everything. The next twelve months are going to be unrelenting bad news, and all of it will be laid at the feet of the GOP. They will own all of it.
Democrats can be disorganized or they can be unified. It ultimately will not matter. The public will turn out to punish Republicans. The difference between Dems in Disarray and Dems Unified will be the scale of the slaughter. Will Republicans lose 30 seats in the House and 3 state legislatures? Or will they lose 40 seats and 6 states? Will Democrats retake the Senate with one seat or two? How many governors’ mansions will they pick up? Will there be a single Republican dog catcher left if they’re unified or will a few Republican mayors slip through Democratic disarray?
Without Trump, the difference will be Republican beaten with a baseball bat or with a spiked baseball bat.
Here’s where I remind you that the regime and the GOP MUST control Congress after the midterms. A hostile Congress, aka “One that upholds the rule of law,” will grind Project 2025 to a standstill. The courts have not been kind to the regime’s increasingly erratic, dishonest, and illegal behavior. Once a Democratic-controlled Congress sues to stop literally everything the regime is doing, the fascist plan to reshape America goes off the rails, and the clock starts to run out very VERY quickly.
Trump needs a compliant Congress or there will be no way to plausibly steal the 2028 election, and that’s the end of that.
Also, and this remains critical to the Republican agenda, if Clarence Thomas (77) and Samuel Alito (75) refuse to retire before Democrats take over, they risk dying or retiring with a Democratic president in office. A liberal Supreme Court ends the fascist plot with just a handful of rulings.
Trump must campaign next year. But can he? Not really.
Campaigning Will Kill Trump
Literally or figuratively, it won’t matter. Trump is 79. He will be 80 by the time campaign season really kicks in next summer. He can barely stay awake now. All the shitty makeup in the world can’t hide the weird sagging face and slouching limp.
The strain of even a moderate campaigning schedule will push Trump into real physical danger. To be clear, the people around him don’t give the tiniest of fucks about him as a person. Miller and Vance and Hegseth and the rest? They’re psychopaths, just like Trump, with a complete disregard for human life. Trump is entirely disposable, although his death before the midterms and so far from the 2028 election might be inconvenient for them. He really would be much more useful as a martyr struck down by an assassin,1 say, in the Spring or early Summer of 2028.
But let’s say Trump goes for it anyway. How’s that going to go? His mind is collapsing at an accelerating rate. Even before the pressure of the Epstein files sent him spiraling into wild, uncontrolled rages, Trump was barely coherent. After a week or two of stress and exhaustion, he won’t be campaigning; he’ll be a walking dementia commercial for assisted living facilities.
The press has spent a decade sanewashing Trump, but there’s a limit, and the more video there is of him rambling and babbling and spewing gibberish, the more damage he does to himself and his party. They’ll still lose the midterms, and Trump will have committed electoral suicide for the rest of his time in office.
He’s already being called a lame duck. After a year of incoherent fuckery on stage, they’ll be calling him a “dead duck.”
His own party is already starting to throw him under the bus and here’s an important bit of data we just learned - The base is leaving Trump as well:
“Trump recently called Greene a ‘traitor,’ withdrew his endorsement of her reelection and encouraged a primary challenge in 2026. But many Republican leaders and voters in Greene’s deep-red district say they are sticking with her, boosting her bid to carve out a populist MAGA brand independent of the president.”
I was super curious about that when the split developed. If Greene attracted a Trump-backed challenger and was pushed out, then Trump can still threaten and bully the rest of the party. But if the base stuck with Greene? Well, then, Trump isn’t the all-powerful overlord of the Republican Party, is he? And if Greene can tell him to fuck off, why does the rest of the House GOP have to debase themselves for a decrepit, dying pedophile?
My guess is that more Republicans will break with Trump now because they see a path away from his radioactive wreckage. A GOP civil war before an election is not exactly a recipe for victory.
So even if Trump survives physically, he won’t survive politically.
He HAS to campaign or he loses everything. But campaigning guarantees Trump loses everything. Gosh darn! What’s a fascist piece of shit to do?!
I know what you and I are going to do, of course. We’re going to keep all the pressure on all the time. The Nazi fucksticks are cracking, and when your enemy buckles, you punch them even harder. Desperate animals make stupid mistakes, and we want them panicked and stupid. It won’t be easy, and it will not be fun. A lot of people are going to be hurt before this is over, but it WILL be over, and it’s up to us to make sure that happens.
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The Blue Wave is here! No matter what a handful of scumbag Democrats try to do to dissuade us, it cannot be stopped. There are 347 days until the most important midterm election in American history. The regime is afraid, and they should be. We are legion, and they are weak. Stay strong. You are never alone.
Said assassin, of course, with no online presence or friends or family who would be immediately killed by the Secret Service, so he could never be questioned. They would be 100% a rabid Trump-hating liberal based on “evidence” found in their apartment.








