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Here we are, the first Thanksgiving of the Trump regime, and, wow, do we have a lot to not be thankful for. People have died. People have been hurt. People have lost everything, all because there is a white nationalist regime working nonstop to destroy the country with little thought about what comes next.
Project 2025 (Underwear Gnome Edition):
Phase 1. Destroy everything
Phase 2. ????
Phase 3. Everlasting fascist utopia for oligarchs!
There might be a few things they’ve overlooked, but I’m sure it will work out in the end.
Most of us are focused on the regime and ICE and the violence they are bringing to our communities. But the holidays are a time for friends and family, and just like in years past, I am urging you to look at the Trump supporters in your life and make them suffer.
They’ve earned it.
Before we move on to the true villains of the story, I’m going to take a few seconds to be a smug asshole and wallow in a little bit of FAFO for all the other people who brought us to this point. The idiots and dupes who sided with the monsters and are now discovering what a terrible mistake they’ve made.
Last year, just a few weeks after they elected Trump, I called out three very specific groups and made some very specific predictions about how the leopards were going to eat their faces:
Group #1: “The Muslims who think Trump is going to end the war in Gaza because he’s a man of peace.”
Specific prediction: “They signed the death warrants of their friends and family in both Gaza and the West Bank.”
How’s it going a year later? Unleashed from all constraints, Netanyahu has spent most of 2025 trying to murder everyone in the Gaza Strip, which is exactly what we said he would do. When he’s done there, he will almost certainly find “terrorists” in the West Bank and he’ll be “forced” to invade there as well.
Bonus! The regime has used risible accusations of antisemitism against Israel to attack America’s Muslim community, stifle free speech, and undermine American universities.
American Muslims not only fucked their friends and relatives in Gaza, they fucked themselves and the rest of us in the process. Maybe siding with Republicans because you both hate The Gays is a bad strategy because the GOP hates you just as much. How did you forget that after the violence and racism they subjected you to after 9/11?
Group # 2: The Latinos who think Trump’s mass deportations won’t affect them because they’re “the good ones.”
Specific prediction: They’re going to discover that white nationalists don’t distinguish between “good” and “bad” Latinos. They ALL have to go. Hence the WHITE in “white nationalist.”
How’s it going a year later? Badly. Stephen Miller’s white nationalist army is terrorizing entire cities to hunt down anyone with brown skin who speaks Spanish. They drag them out of their homes, their jobs, their cars and assault them. They put them in cages and refuse to feed them or give them water. They send them to foreign countries to be tortured and killed.
The regime waited less than a month before dropping the pretense the purge would only be criminals and “bad people.” They will grab anyone. Children. Grandmothers. The disabled. Legal immigrants. American citizens. No one is safe if they’re Latino. Every week that passes, they become more violent and unhinged, and they’ve barely begun to recruit the white nationalists they’re explicitly looking for to fill out their ranks. Six months from now, mobs of literal Nazis with badges will be roaming the streets, looking for victims.
The real violence hasn’t even started. If only someone had warned them…
Group #3: The REALLY stupid people who think Trump was great for the economy and will cut them a new stimulus check.
Specific prediction: BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! GOOD LUCK WITH THE COMING TARIFFS AND RECESSION YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! There ain’t gonna BE a stimulus check. And if you live in a red state? You ain’t getting an unemployment check, either. Sucks for you, dumbass.
How’s it going a year later? Tariffs have stolen hundreds of billions from the economy and put that money…well, we don’t know where that money went, do we? We do know, though, that everyone in the regime seems to be getting awfully rich at taxpayer expense and openly talking about how if Democrats win back power, they’re all going to jail. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.
Meanwhile, the phenomenal and steady job growth under Biden? That’s gone. Inflation? That’s back. The AI bubble? The largest in history and on the brink of bursting, along with a housing bubble and a new Wall Street derivatives bubble that will make the 2008-2009 crash look like a speed bump.
Red states are going to lose billions in Medicaid and SNAP, pushing tens of millions of Republican voters into deep poverty.
The leopards, on the other hand, will be getting incredibly fat from all the faces they’ll be devouring.
Those are the Trump voters who fell for the bullshit. Who swallowed that delicious legacy media propaganda about “Genocide Joe” and how Biden’s economy was actually on the brink of a recession for four years and how Trump would close the border and catch all the “bad hombres.”
Those people are fucking morons, and now they’re paying the price for their stupidity. We’re all paying along with them but at least most of them have snapped out of their delusions. The electorate’s wild swing back to the left and the public’s fury at Trump’s “broken promises” tell us that these people are not completely hopeless. So that’s good, I guess. I’m not going to waste any tears on them, but I’m not going to beat them up over family dinner.1
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But then there’s the other Trump voter. We all know who that is. The ones who voted for him three times and are eager to illegally vote for him a fourth time.
They’re wearing their Trump 2028 hat. They’re laughing about ICE raids beating up reporters. They’re calling Democrats traitors and insisting “antifa” is a terrorist organization funded by George Soros.
They’re your uncle, who’s much more comfortable these days talking about how “The Jews” are the real problem. They’re your cousin, who’s a huge fan of Nick Fuentes and getting increasingly vocal about it. They’re your grandfather, who thinks maybe we don’t need any more elections if they’re going to be rigged by the “Democrat Party.” They’re your sister who won’t shut the fuck up about poor Charlie Kirk and how you godless shitlibs murdered him.
All of them are excited for Trump. Maybe they wish he would do something about the price of eggs, but, really, it’s worth a little pain at the grocery store to Make America White Great Again. And, sure, maybe Trump is getting a little old but, really, that’s OK because the Department of Justice is finally going after the enemies of America!
They’ll turn a blind eye to the Epstein files, maybe. After all, everyone knows the REAL pedophiles are the Democrats and, besides, they’re all babykillers and banning abortion is soooooo important. It’s part of Trump’s divine mission from God!
We all know these people. We’ve been putting up with their bullshit for the last decade. Or longer.
I’ve asked people to push back or avoid them or simply cut them out of your life because they would the collaborators to a fascist regime and a threat to you and yours.
But these are people who are now seeing their god-emperor falter. Their party/cult is now starting to look beyond Trump and thinking about how they will wash themselves of his sins. That’s bullshit.
The MAGA faithful are monsters and they should never be allowed to forget it.
Now, as much as I would like to carve a big letter “T” or “MAGA” onto their foreheads, I can’t ACTUALLY do that.2 But when the regime falls, the first thing your MAGA relatives are going to do is insist they never be held accountable for anything the regime did. We know this because that’s exactly what they did after eight years of Bush.
Eight years of war and death and torture and corruption and hate, and none of the millions of eager Bush voters took an ounce of responsibility for it. They magically transformed into “The Tea Party” or “constitutional conservatives.” They’re going to do the same exact thing in a few years and you should take every opportunity between now and then to tear them to shreds.
Make them defend masked ICE agents dragging children out of bed, naked, in the middle of the night, and zip-tieing their hands. Make them defend ICE shooting unarmed priests over and over again. Make them defend putting men and women and children in concentration camps and denying them food and water. Make them defend letting women bleed to death in hospital parking lots. Make them defend closing hundreds of rural hospitals and sending thousands of Americans to their death from lack of access to emergency care. Make them defend cutting billions from SNAP and making millions of children go hungry so Elon Musk can get billions in tax cuts.
Call them murderers and liars and fascists. Make them defend it all and be ugly about it. Make them afraid to ever open their fucking mouths about politics again. They’re monsters and they should be ashamed to show their faces in public.
And when the regime falls and your MAGA relative tries to burn their Nazi uniform, never let them forget who they were and the evil they eagerly supported. They don’t get to rebrand themselves as a victim of Trumpism (I’m looking at YOU, Marjorie Taylor Greene!). They don’t get to wipe the slate clean. They have to wear the stain of their evil for the rest of their miserable scumbag lives, just like we have to live with the scars of what they’ve done for the rest of ours.
There is nothing racist white Republicans despise more than accountability, which is why it is vital we make them choke on it at every opportunity. These are bad people who have spent the last decade wishing harm on millions and wallowing in that pain and misery. Let them drown in it, and do not waste a second of pity for them. They made their choice. THREE. FUCKING. TIMES. They are irredeemable. Let them pay the price for being filth.
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The Blue Wave is here! No matter what a handful of scumbag Democrats try to do to dissuade us, it cannot be stopped. There are 343 days until the most important midterm election in American history. The regime is afraid, and they should be. We are legion, and they are weak. Stay strong. You are never alone.
Doesn’t mean I won’t continue to enjoy my FAFO stories as the leopards eat their faces, though. Sometimes, you have the let the baby burn their hand so they learn the hard lesson not to play with fire. Was that condescending? You’re goddamn right it was. The regime has killed hundreds of thousands of people, and they openly plan to kill millions more. Don’t ask me to be kind to the misguided people who put them in power.
Right? That’s not legal? Are we sure? What about a branding iron?

