Remember when 60 Minutes star correspondent Scott Pelley yelled at the show’s puppet executive producer, freshly appointed by freshly appointed CBS News chief Barri “I’m Woke Allergic” Weiss that the new management was bent on “murdering” 60 Minutes?
Boy, was he right.
Weiss took over 60 Minutes and one of her first moves was to load it up with right-wing fatheads like Ross “Me and JD Converted to Catholicism and Look at Us Now” Douthat. Now her boss, David Ellison, who used daddy’s money to buy Paramount, is throwing a great big temper tantrum and threatening to move CBS out of New York and Paramount out of Los Angeles if he doesn’t get his way in his attempt to merge Paramount with Warner Brothers Discovery so he can fuck up CNN, too.
I mean, you can’t make this stuff up. Naturally, the name of Jared Kushner comes into this mess, because why not? He’s running the entire Middle East these days, doing real estate deals in the guise of making “peace” in Gaza and getting the place ready to build high-rise Trump-branded condos; he’s working with his New York real estate buddy Steve Witkoff to make “peace” with Iran so the Strait of Hormuz will reopen and help make all his Republican buddies in the oil business even richer; and now he’s got his fingers in the Paramount-Warner Brothers-CBS-CNN deal by using his Affinity Partners investment fund to help aid Ellison’s takeover of both Paramount and Warner Brothers, along with his buddies from the sovereign wealth funds of Qatar, Saudia Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, who threw money to Ellison as well.
You’ve got to wonder how Kushner finds enough time in the day to slip into his loafers and straighten his tie, he’s got so many fingers in so many pies. And isn’t it nice that a couple of spoiled rich shitheads like Kushner and Ellison, who inherited their way to top, get to play in the sandbox with the big boys? I mean, there’s nothing like sitting down with princes and deputy kings from Saudi Arabia and Qatar and carving up not only the Middle East but the media landscape of the United States to make you sigh with contentment when you put your head down on the pillow at night, right?
But back to New York and Hollywood. Can you imagine the bullshit egomania of a brat like Ellison stomping his feet and threatening to move CBS out of New York City and two of the biggest studios in Hollywood out of L.A. because he’s getting sued by some blue states who object to the consolidation of so much power in the uncalloused little fingers of the likes of Ellison? CBS employs about 1,200 people worldwide, a very large percentage of whom live and work in its headquarters in New York City. God only knows how many people are employed by Paramount and Warner Brothers in L.A., but it’s got to be in the thousands.
So, Ellison, who can buy apartments and houses the way you and I buy a Coke and popcorn at the movie, he’s going to tell thousands of middle class employees of CBS News and the Hollywood studios they’ve got to uproot their families and take their kids out of school and Little League teams and Girl Scout troops if they want to keep their jobs.
And move them where, exactly? Well, Ellison isn’t saying where the movie people would have to go. Maybe some cozy red state hellhole in Texas or Oklahoma or Arkansas? One of his hand-puppets, a guy by the name of Makan Delrahim, who works as CNN’s chief legal eagle, even told Politico yesterday that selling CNN itself is “on the table” if that’s what it will take to get the Paramount-Warners merger done.
And who would buy CNN, you might ask? Maybe Sinclair Broadcasting, another Trump-loving television media company that established itself as a kind of diversified Fox News and specializes in spreading lies and right-wing nonsense on the 180-plus local television stations they own. Sinclair Inc. has its headquarters outside of Baltimore in a place called Hunt Valley, so maybe all the CNN employees down in Atlanta and everybody working at CBS News in New York will be calling around Maryland trying to find apartments and houses to buy – at a time when interest rates on mortgages are headed into the stratosphere with rents right along with them.
All this pain to so many people’s lives because Little Ellison is having to contend with a lawsuit that asks a simple question: is it a good thing for so much news media and entertainment power to be concentrated in the hands of one ideologically bent spoiled brat who has never had a real job or done a day of legitimate work in his life because daddy gave him an inheritance the size of West Virginia?
All this on a day that the board of the Kennedy Center announced that they plan to carve Donald Trump’s name in the marble façade of the building, this time celebrating that he “renovated and rehabilitated” the place. The judge who ordered Trump’s name off the building in the first place will have something to say about the new plans to put Trump’s name where it does not belong. But it’s all of a piece, isn’t it? Donald Trump has nothing to do with the Kennedy Center, which was established to honor a president who actually did things while in office.
David “Gimme-Gimme-Gimme” Ellison hasn’t done anything of note with his life, either, other than being born the son of one of the biggest right-wing assholes who ever bent over to kiss Trump’s ass while he slipped millions in his pocket.
No one knows where all this crap will end. There are judges with gavels and laws on the books that still stand between this country being turned into Vladimir Putin’s Russia. And there are midterm elections coming up in November, giving ordinary American citizens who did not inherit billions of dollars from their daddy a chance to cast their votes for reason and democracy.
In the meantime, certifiable right-wing lunatics such as Bari Weiss and David Ellison and Jared Kushner and the Trump sons and who knows how many other grifters have their hands out grabbing at everything that isn’t and is nailed down. They’ll want to carve Trump’s name into the Washington Monument next. Why? Until his power is limited by a Democratic House and Senate, because they can.


