On Thursday, Trump added yet another massive construction project no one wanted to his list of shit no one asked for. This time, he wants to build the “Trump Promenade,” which he totally didn’t pick the name for. It would be a walkway connecting the Lincoln Memorial to the Potomac. Just another huge waste of money for him to put his name on in tacky gold lettering.
Trump said the project would revive what he described as the memorial’s original intended design.
“The Lincoln Memorial — the front was supposed to be the back. The back was supposed to be the front. It never got built, because they built two roadways behind it after it was built, and it shut off the gateway to the water,” he said.
“That was really going to be the main entry, and we’re going to be doing that,” the president said, adding that “we have a way of beautifully going over those two roads.”
Like his plans to add his name to the Kennedy Center, this isn’t going to work out, either. But good luck in your desperate quest to steal some of the glory of better presidents (and men) by co-opting their national monuments for yourself, you bloated fascist pile of pigshit.
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Personally, I’m thrilled that Trump is putting all of his time and energy into self-glorification. The entire country is watching a dying toddler scream, “ME! ME! ME!” at the top of his lungs while they look around and see a country in a dire financial situation.
It doesn’t matter how hard the press is working to ignore the wheels falling off the economy; everyone can see it. Everyone can feel it. Something is dangerously wrong and getting worse. And where is our leader elected to keep it from all falling apart? Playing with Legos in the Oval Office, demanding more worship and praise.
Meanwhile, credit card debt has reached an all-time high of $1.39 trillion (with a “T”), burying the average American in debt. Worse, unlike the last time this happened, these are cards with high interest rates, meaning it will take years, if ever, to pay them off.
At the same time, people are starting to default on their mortgages. People are starting to default on their subprime auto loans. If that word “subprime” caught your attention, it should. Those are the types of predatory loans banks used to make billions before the crash of 2008-2009. Laws were passed to prevent banks from offering subprime home loans. No one said they couldn’t offer predatory car loans. So here we are, looking at another banking bubble. Fun!
Student loan delinquency is rising as well, and the regime is abusing its power to put liens on borrowers’ paychecks. Surely this will contribute to the economic well-being of the nation.1
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Trump, Republicans, and the press will, of course, point to the nation’s ok (not great, but ok) job growth and the stock market to claim everything is just fine. They will point to the GDP and say everything is great. They will ignore the fact that the AI bubble is the only thing keeping us out of a recession on paper and keeping the stock market from collapsing. But the hundreds of billions Silicon Valley is spending on data centers doesn’t, ahem, trickle down to the rest of the economy. It doesn’t even really produce any jobs. When that bubble pops, the collapse will be fast and hard.
Trump’s oil shock will be here within a month or so, and the strain on the economy will reach a breaking point. The recession the press has been pretending doesn’t exist will be undeniable. And where will Trump be? What will he be doing? Still obsessing over his fucking ballroom and fucking arch and now his fucking “promenade” and whatever other stupid shit someone tells him he can slap his name on to convince everyone that he was the Greatest President To Ever Live.™
Trump will fiddle while Rome burns, and the entire country will see it. Millions of families living on the edge will be pushed into poverty. Those already in poverty will find themselves begging just to survive. While that’s happening, Trump will be bragging about the size of his swimming pool, and Republicans will be smiling and nodding their heads because there is nothing else those fucking cowards can do when the Mad King orders them to praise him for his cleverness and wisdom.
Republican voters will be disgusted and stay home. Independent voters will swing even further to the left than they have so far. Democratic voters, already highly motivated, will turn out in even larger numbers. The midterm wipeout will become an apocalypse.
Trump’s entire plan to steal the midterms depends on close elections he can take to court and have corrupt judges overturn. They have to be close, otherwise the public will not accept it. Throwing out 10,000 “illegal votes” is plausible. Throwing out 500,000 in a single state is not. Like I keep pointing out, stolen elections have to be plausible. Stealing multiple Senate elections will not be plausible. Stealing enough House seats to hold on to the majority absolutely will not be plausible. Especially after Trump spends the next six months jerking himself off on TV while millions struggle just to buy groceries.
Maybe if the demented pile of rotted orange peels hadn’t surrounded himself with bootlicking toadies, someone would have the courage to tell him to stop. That he was destroying himself and his party. But Trump only wants empty-headed sycophants, so nothing will stop him from self-destructing. The downside is that he’s going to take a very large part of the country with him in the process. The best we can do is use that pain and suffering as a cudgel to beat the GOP to death and never let them inflict their brand of fascist stupidity on us again.
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There are only 150 days until the midterms, and Trump is failing on every front. He is desperate and dying. Keep the pressure on and burn his corrupt regime to the ground. Remember, you are never alone. We beat the fascists once. We will fucking do it again.
Please pay attention to how absent the loudest “progressive” voices for student loan forgiveness during Biden’s four years are now. Attacks from the “far left” over school loans were a ratfucking operation the entire time. They were working for the GOP. They still are.



