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So you may have noticed I talk about “bothsiderism” a LOT. I bang away on this drum because it’s a root cause for many (most) of the problems we face as a nation. Racism, misogyny, the greed of the billionaires, all of these things poison America. But bothsiderism allows them to flourish in plain sight.
It’s the simplest of concepts: If everyone is guilty, no one is guilty.
That’s the lie the right, the legacy press, and the alt-left have been pushing for decades. No matter what the Republican Party does, no matter what they say, no matter how depraved and twisted and insane and violent they become, as long as “both sides” are “just as bad,” well…it’s OK to keep voting for Republicans, isn’t it?
That’s why Republicans have invented the lie that liberals abort babies “after they’re born.” And that we’re all pedophiles who want to groom children before drinking their blood.
That’s why the legacy press will talk about the widespread corruption of the GOP, find one single corrupt Democrat, throw up their collective hands, and bemoan the culture of corruption of “Washington.” Why they’ll watch Republicans filibuster everything and cry bitter tears about “Congress” being dysfunctional.
That’s why the alt-left will watch Republicans embrace white nationalism, stage an insurrection, openly work for Russia, and then rage against the “uniparty.” Because both parties are the same, maaaaaan! But actually, Democrats are worse, somehow.
And the public, not paying close attention, shrugs its shoulders and votes for whoever is the loudest or against whoever is in power when the economy is bad. Both parties are terrible, right? There’s no real difference, so who cares?
That’s the specific purpose of bothsiderism. To create the illusion that the Republican Party is just a normal political party. To create a permission structure that allows people to vote for them regardless of their history of warmongering and economic recklessness and White Christofascist Nationalism.
Buuuuuuut…there’s a problem.
A Nazi problem.
Oh, this isn’t me (correctly) calling Republicans “Nazis.” This isn’t some college kid (correctly) screaming “Naaaaazi!” at an ICE agent. This isn’t a stuffy historian (correctly) noting parallels between the Trump regime and 1930s Germany.
Heavens no!
All of that could be (incorrectly) waved away as hysterical liberals overreacting. The legacy press has been doing that for *checks notes* the last 150 years as they whitewashed the Confederacy and the KKK and Hitler1 and Jim Crow and Reagan and the Iraq War and the Tea Party and Trump and then Trump again.2
But this isn’t the crazed left screaming about Nazis and weeping tears of outrage. This is Republicans saying, “Fuck you! No Nazis!” and other Republicans saying, “Actually, some Nazis in the party is a pretty good idea!”
Some Republicans are now finding themselves in the extraordinary position of clarifying what long seemed obvious: Nazis are evil.
“It’s something that we all should know, but the fact of the matter is, it had to be said,” said Representative David Kustoff of Tennessee, explaining why he felt the need to denounce Nazis and antisemitism at a recent gathering of the Republican Jewish Coalition.
He was joined there by Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, who declared, “I’m in the ‘Hitler sucks’ wing of the Republican Party.”
And even Laura Loomer, the far-right activist, who is Jewish, has argued on social media that “the GOP has a Nazi problem.”
When your party is arguing among itself about how many Nazis are the right amount of Nazis, you do, in fact, have a Nazi problem. And you don’t get to blame the left. That’s alllll on you, you miserable fucks.
OK, so I wrote about the GOP’s Nazi problem a few weeks ago and came to a very specific conclusion: The Nazis are going to win this fight to take over the party.
So, aside from this being dangerous because Nazis are genocidal lunatics, there is a very significant and lethal issue this will present for the GOP and the legacy press: Nazis cannot be bothsided.
It. Cannot. Be. Done.
Oh, they’ll TRY to both sides the Nazis. You’ll, of course, remember the New York fucking Times’ softball interview of a Nazi back in 2017. Because Nazis are just like us, y’all! Maybe they’ll try that again. Maybe they’ll find a single leftist claiming to be Antifa who says they want to kill Trump and that will magically be the equivalent of thousands of white nationalists with guns and badges working for ICE, terrorizing the nation. Maybe Zohran Mamdani the socialist will be “just as extreme” as Nick Fuentes the literal Hitler fanboy.
But that’s not going to work. No one on the left is going to swallow that bullshit, of course. And the disengaged people? The ones for whom bothsiderism is explicitly designed to confuse and deceive? The overwhelming majority of them are not going to believe anything on the left is the equivalent of a Nazi.
Why? Why will bothsiderism fail after all this time? It’s really not that complicated.
This country has popularized Nazis as THE bad guy for over 80 years. In our movies and TV shows and books and video games and toys and jokes, Nazis have been the worst of the worst. No redeeming qualities. Always the villain. Always fun to watch get slaughtered. Here, enjoy an entire movie theatre full of Nazis being shot, burned, and blown up in 2009’s “Inglorious Basterds”:
Wasn’t that fucking awesome? You know you enjoyed it. They’re Nazis. Nazis being killed is ALWAYS enjoyable. Because they’re fucking Nazis.
The right has been hard at work trying to rehabilitate the image of Nazis as victims of a grand Jewish conspiracy. As maybe actually the good guys?3 But outside of the virulently racist white nationalist circles, that has gained exactly zero traction and certainly none in popular culture.
Nazis are filth. Everyone knows it. To salute the Swastika or throw a seig heil is to announce that you are a piece of shit. To profess an admiration for Hitler is to confess to being a dirtbag, some kind of fucking weirdo who can’t be trusted around women, children, and pets.
There is nothing comparable on the left. There CAN’T be, no matter how hard the legacy press and the GOP try to invent something. They’ve already played the blood-drinking pedophile card and then the leader of the Republican Party spent most of 2025 fighting tooth and nail to hide the Epstein files. Whoops. The problem with going to the furthest edge of propaganda is that you run out of room. What are they going to do? Call us all devil-worshippers? The antichrist? Peter Thiel is giving it the ol’ college try. Everyone and their mother is the antichrist these days, according to that fucking weirdo. Sure. That’s really going to catch on with the disengaged public. No doubt.
But Nazis? That will definitely get people’s attention. Especially when the GOP starts to officially fly swastikas at their rallies, proud to show off their love for Hitler. Remember, the Nazis are going to win the war to take control of the GOP. The most extreme element always wins on the American right. They are GOING to fly those fucking flags next to the American flag. I guarantee it.
So the public will see the Republican Party openly embrace Nazism and then bothsiderism collapses. It’s unavoidable. Nazis will be sugar in the gas tank of the both sides machine the legacy press has spent decades carefully finetuning. The machine cannot function when the right is so extreme that nothing can camouflage who and what they are.
Then it all falls apart. The only thing protecting the Republican Party was the fairy tale that they are normal, a regular political party. All the screaming from the left is just politics and nonsense to get you to vote for Democrats!
Until Republicans make it impossible to maintain the illusion.
After that, the public will face a choice: Ignore the Nazis, stand with the Nazis, or do something about the Nazis.
I’m willing to bet a lot more people are going to decide to do something than not. Even if it’s just Republicans staying home and refusing to vote for fucking Nazis, that’s doing something. Even if it’s just refusing to associate with people proudly wearing their Nazi uniforms, that’s doing something. Even if it’s just spitting fire at the legacy press for trying to whitewash Nazis and dragging the GOP for being fucking Nazis, that’s doing something. It all adds up, and Nazis will never be woven into the national fabric of American life. Hating and killing Nazis is too deeply embedded in our national psyche for that to happen.
No one likes Nazis and the press will no longer be able to protect the Republican Party from itself. Once the public sees them for the violent death cult they’ve been all along, nothing will stop their collapse into oblivion. From sea to shining seas, motherfuckers. Let freedom ring. It’s just a matter of time.
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Oh? You didn’t know that the New York fucking Times played footsies with Hitler? Oh, yes, they fucking did.
Sure is weird how much effort the press puts into excusing the actions of racist white men in America…
The far right really REALLY wants to make fetch happen. Fetch is not happening.








