We’re talking here of the hell of conventional weapons, not nuclear. Name a war that was won with conventional bombs. Flattening Dresden and Berlin and Germany’s war industries didn’t end the war against the Nazis. Vietnam? We dropped three times the tonnage of bombs on Vietnam that we dropped during World War II before the North Vietnamese showed us the door. Gaza? Israel tried to make Gaza uninhabitable using bombs, and when that didn’t work, they moved in with bulldozers. Did turning Gaza into a parking lot knock out Hamas? Nope. They’re still fighting.
The New York Times reported that Trump received a briefing in the Situation Room on Thursday that was “similar” to the one he got on February 26, two days before he started an all-out war on Iran. Today, it was reported that Trump was “not satisfied” with the latest proposal Iran sent via Pakistan with an offer to end the war.
That sounds an awful lot like bombs will fall and missiles will fly against Iran, and soon – this time, according to Pentagon sources, on key infrastructure such as bridges, power plants, and oil facilities, more or less the way Putin has been bombing Ukraine.
Oka-a-a-ay. But what does that mean?
The big, and I mean REALLY big deal about a new bombing campaign on Iran is that it will make Donald Trump happy. He’ll be able to hold up photos of blown-out bridges and burning oil tanks in the Oval Office…if he can keep his eyes open long enough…to prove that we have “the most lethal” military in history.
Trump thinks he’s so fucking macho. He takes a briefing, he picks up a phone, and thousands of miles away, jets take off from aircraft carriers, and 1,000-pound bombs start dropping on what they constantly refer to as “targets” in Iran.
Whoop-de-fucking-doo. One of the first “targets” his missiles hit after the war began on February 28 was the girl’s school in Iran that Trump’s war planners thought was part of a military facility. It wasn’t. They were looking at out-of-date maps and satellite photos.
But damn! They blew the hell out of that school! A photo of the school taken after the U.S. Tomahawk missile hit shows a building missing half its structure. But they didn’t have to knock down the whole building to kill about 175 schoolgirls and teachers. The blast radius of a cruise missile carrying a 1,000-pound warhead is only about 50 feet, but it can kill people who are about twice as far away as that.
Man, that sounds powerful, doesn’t it? A 1,000-pound bomb dropped from an F-14 fighter flying off an aircraft carrier has a lethal blast radius of about 150 to 400 feet. One of these bombs, which are highly likely to be the kinds of munitions that will be used if Trump orders another attack from the air on Iran, will be able to take out buildings and kill dozens, if not hundreds, of people if they are near the so-called “infrastructure” that Trump will assure us are the “targets.”
It’s all mil-speak for how deadly and destructive U.S. bombs and missiles are. We have tens of thousands of 1,000-pound bombs, thousands of 2,000-pound bombs. These were the same bombs Israel used on Gaza – yes, they dropped bombs supplied by the U.S., which had to resupply them, Israel’s bombing was so heavy. It’s hard to know exactly how many bombs Israel dropped on Gaza, but I’ve seen figures of 85,000 to 200,000 tons, more than the tonnage dropped on Dresden, Hamburg, and London combined during World War II, according to authoritative estimates.
But consider this: Gaza is about 25 miles long and about 5 miles wide. Iran is 1,600 miles long, and about 800 miles wide, from Iran’s northeast to southwest. Gaza is 140 square miles. The metropolitan area of Iran’s capital of Tehran alone is 850 square miles, while the whole country is about 636 thousand square miles.
Are you getting the picture here? All those bombs dropped on Gaza didn’t knock out Hamas. Do you think an equivalent number of bombs dropped on Iran will end Trump’s war?
Not even a teeny-weeny chance. Warfare today is almost entirely asymmetrical. Ukraine is a tiny country compared to Russia. All those bombs and missiles and drones Russia used on Ukraine…for four fucking years…and Russia is about where they were back in the summer of 2022. Has Ukraine waved a white flag and given up because Russia is about 30 times as big as they are, with an economy 10 times the size of Ukraine’s?
How’s that war going for you, Vladdy my boy?
Who’s bigger than who doesn’t matter anymore. Ukraine can build drones and missiles underground for as long as it takes. It doesn’t even matter that Trump has largely abandoned Ukraine. Europe took up the slack. This year, Russia is taking 30,000 to 35,000 casualties…per month…and it’s been worse in past years. Russia cannot recruit enough replacements to account for its losses. Some estimates say that Russia is running a deficit of 9,000 soldiers a month between its casualty losses and recruitment.
Iran, just by placing a few mines and getting on the single-sideband radio pressing the talk-button and threatening tankers in the Persian Gulf and the Indian Ocean, has completely stopped the oil trade passing through the Strait of Hormuz. No bullets. No bombs. No missiles. Just threats on a fucking radio by Iran and the world is screaming for the 20 percent of oil that isn’t coming out of the Persian Gulf.
Let’s just put it this way. Donald Trump can order the Navy to drop bombs and send missiles into Iran for as long as Israel bombed Gaza, about 18 months, and Iran won’t open the Strait of Hormuz, and their “nuclear dust?” That’s staying in a tunnel in a mountain. They’re not giving up on either count.
The problem with Trump’s likely new plan to bomb Iran is that “bomb” isn’t just a word. Bomb means bodies. Thousands of bodies. There will be families whose lives will be disrupted by loss of life, no electricity, having to move away from whatever areas that Trump declares to be “targets,” so there will be displaced persons in the hundreds of thousands if not millions.
But all that human misery will not win Trump his war.
Here’s the deal. War is hell, but hell isn’t enough to end wars anymore. Donald Trump is a flaming, ignorant asshole. The biggest problem he has is that the leaders of Iran know how big of an asshole he is, and they know something else, too: All they have to do is wait. Trump will revert to TACO. The clock is ticking. His poll numbers are crashing. The midterm elections are on the horizon. Trump can’t have a winless war going on with gas and food prices going through the roof and expect his political party to win in November.
He’ll probably order new bombing so he can feel better for a while, and then he’ll go back to whining on Truth Social about how mean Jimmy Kimmel is to him on late night TV.
He’s a loser, and Iran knows it. Now, I ask you: who do you think is going to “win” this unwinnable war?






