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One of the things I’ve learned about white nationalists is that if you let them talk, they will expose just how fucking stupid they are. You really don’t have to be witty or insightful or ask deep, probing questions. They do all the heavy lifting because, ultimately, these peak racist white men are fucking imbeciles. If they weren’t, they wouldn’t be white nationalists in the first place.
We saw this happen last week on national TV as Senator Chris Murphy (D-Hero) asked a few simple questions and let Jeremy Carl, a Trump nominee, eviscerate himself.
Trigger warning: Watching Carl crash and burn is so cringey and embarrassing, it’s hard to watch.
It is pretty funny watching Sen. Murphy and the people behind him start laughing, though.
I haven’t written about this in a long time, but if you ever have the chance, ask a dumbfuck white nationalist or some other nitwit pounding their chest about “white pride” and “white identity” blablabla to explain it. Explain what the fuck they’re so proud about. It really is hilarious to watch them flail about. It’s like asking a dog to explain 2+2. It should be really simple. Basic stuff. But they can’t. Ever.
Dogs have an excuse, of course. They’re dogs. Cute. Man’s Best Friend. Not mentally equipped to do math. Can’t speak.
Racist white men, though? Marginally smarter than dogs. A lot less cute. No one’s best friend. Not mentally equipped to do much of anything except be a precious little snowflake. Can, unfortunately, speak and they never EVER shut the fuck up.
Still, white pride and white identity are the core of literally everything they do. It’s the foundation of their temple of hate and violence. You’d think they would be able to explain it in granular detail and at great length. Instead, they humiliate themselves every single time.
I know this because I stumbled across this phenomenon maybe 15-17 years ago on Facebook. This was during my “Who the fuck are these assholes?” phase, back when I was trying to learn what motivated the American right. It turned out to be way less complicated than I thought. It’s racism and misogyny, that’s it. Nothing else. But I didn’t know that at the time.
Still, I started poking around right-wing Facebook. This was back before Facebook was taken over by right-wing propaganda, so I had to go find it. But I did, and I found several groups filled with patriotic, ‘Murika-lovin’ white people who were just so darned packed with white pride and love for whiteness.
I asked the simplest of questions: What is it about whiteness that you’re proud of?
I quickly discovered what Sen. Murphy showed the nation: These racist motherfuckers had no goddamn idea what whiteness was. None whatsoever. I alternated between laughing and being really mad. How the fuck do you masturbate over the color of your skin all the time without being able to explain why? Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?! How do you not know what white pride is?!
That wasn’t entirely true, though. They didn’t know what whiteness was, but they sure as fuck were eager to tell me what whiteness wasn’t.
Not one conversation I had failed to talk about Black Pride and Hispanic Heritage Month. Why does B.E.T. exist? When do we get a White Pride Month?! On and on and on about this group and that group and everything and everyone else EXCEPT whiteness.
They really could never tell me about whiteness by itself. They could only talk about it in reference to other groups, groups they despised. You can see the hapless dimwit Carl struggle the same exact way. He cannot explain white culture without referencing Black culture or Asian culture as a reference point.
Here’s the Big Secret1 why, and, frankly, I doubt Carl and most racist dipshits even understand this: Whiteness is, and always has been, a culture of exclusion. Whiteness exists to define outgroups in order to preserve the power of whoever we decide is “white.” It’s a photographic negative. It only exists in relation to what it isn’t.
It amuses me greatly that Carl talks about the Irish as being a part of his precious white identity and white culture because it wasn’t that long ago that the Irish were considered “not white.” Not only were they “not white,” they were quite literally considered equal to Blacks.
Ye Olde Racism was not fucking subtle.
This is the difficulty racist shitheels like Carl face when spewing their nonsense. The core of their belief, as Sen. Murphy says, is that white culture is superior. That being white is better. But the only reason these knuckledragging assholes can give is “White is better because it means I’m not Black/Latino/Asian/Arabic/A Dirty Jew.”
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Saying that out loud, of course, sounds racist because it is racist. So they can’t really say that. They WANT to say it, but they can’t because racists always have to cloak themselves in victimhood. Announcing to the world that you’re superior and everyone you hate is inferior, so that’s why you should be in power, makes it exceptionally difficult to maintain the perpetual fiction you’re a martyr. “Boo hoo! Woe is me! Why can’t all these lesser races see that I’m their genetic master?!” is not a winning message.
Some of the more clever racist shitweasels tried to claim that white people invented everything. Accomplished everything. White men got us to the Moon blablabla. See? That’s why white people are the best!
That’s always fun because I politely ask them if white Russians really celebrate white Americans landing on the Moon. How about the British? The Swedish? How about the white Australians? Do they walk about bragging about how white people landed on the Moon? Or do they talk about Americans landing on the Moon and take no specific pride in it other than maybe, “Cool, the human race did that!”
The same goes for almost any invention, discovery, or achievement. No one except racist dingbats says “white people did that!” They talk about the country the person is from. National pride? Sure. White pride? Completely artificial.
Then comes the whining about Black pride and Asian pride and Latino pride and whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch. And again, if you cannot define your culture without referencing or contrasting someone else, you do not have a culture. Black culture is quite distinct. If you’ve ever watched a Black pride event, they don’t talk about anyone else but Black people and Black history. They don’t need to talk about anyone else. Same for Latinos and Asians, etc., etc.
Go to a white pride event, and all it’s about is how glad they all are not to be something other than white. And usually country music, which isn’t really white. It’s “borrowed” just like most white music. The most important element of any white pride event, of course, is crying big sobby tears about how your precious “white culture” is under attack. You know, the culture you can’t really define? But it’s 100% being destroyed! For sure!
Jon Stewart highlighted how ridiculous the whole white culture is being erased thing is last week:
Yeah, how tragic for Lee Brice and all the white people in America who can’t drink a beer, go fishing, and punch a trans kid in the face. My heart fucking bleeds for their suffering. Won’t someone think of their culture before it’s gone forever?!
Whiteness was always a construct. It was never anything but a schackle to put Those People in bondage to The Privileged. It’s why racists are so terrified of a future without white supremacy and white privilege. A world not designed to cater to them is a world where their mediocrity will no longer be hidden. Having to compete on a level playing field against people you’ve been taught are inferior and discovering you’re not actually special would be devastating. Better to burn it all down than allow that to happen.
That’s not going to happen, of course. The regime is going to fall, and their dreams of a Fourth Reich and permanent white power will die when Donald Trump and Stephen Miller (among so many others) flee the country.
Maybe someday, white people will develop an honest-to-goodness culture of their own. But that won’t happen until they stop defining themselves by what they aren’t. And that won’t happen until they stop allowing racism and misogyny be the animating forces of who they are.
Or maybe we’ll just stop pretending whiteness is real. That “white identity” even exists outside of racism and hate. God knows, fucking idiots like Jeremy Carl can’t explain it to themselves, so why the fuck should the rest of us bother listening to them? In the meantime, whenever you come across this trash online, just ask them to explain what they love so much about their whiteness and enjoy the show. Watching the handful of surviving brain cells malfunction is always entertaining. I promise you.
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It’s not a secret at all, we just don’t generally talk about it because it Makes White People Sad.








