This is the way stories about the demise of a cabinet secretary classically begin: The knives are out for Schmucko at the Department of Mistakes Were Made.
This time it’s more like the bazookas are out for Champagne Pete, as columnists have become fond of calling him. Stories leaked out of Hegseth’s Pentagon today about the Inspector General report that was ordered several months ago on the so-called Signalgate fiasco. Inspector Generals, especially the ones who are a part of the Pentagon and the armed services, generally do what the boss expects of them. When there’s a scandal, find some cubbyhole of a regulation or SOP – Standard Operating Procedure – to hide uncomfortable information. The attitude over there on the Virginia side of the Potomac is that they’ve got more important things to do than diddle around with an IG complaint that points to some awkward or embarrassing situation involving a deputy secretary or even one of the higher-up generals working for a chief of staff of the Army or Navy.
They couldn’t sweep this one under the rug. Back in March, as Hegseth joyfully engaged in his first shoot-em-up, an air assault on the Houthi militia that had been making shipping through the Red Sea miserable if not downright deadly, he just couldn’t resist sharing his excitement with a coterie of his fans that turned out to include his wife, a Fox News producer, and his brother, who holds down a previously non-existent job as “senior adviser and liaison to the Department of Homeland Security.” You know, Hegseth needed his brother being in constant contact with Kristi Noem because she is fond of dressing up in camo-mufti and she really, really needs to know what’s going on with Hegseth and his camo-warriors over at the Pentagon.
So, Hegseth set up not one but two chat-groups on the utterly insecure Signal app and shared classified details about the attacks in Yemen. When news of Hegseth’s little electronic cocktail party was revealed by the editor of the Atlantic magazine, Jeffrey Goldberg, who had been somehow included in the chat-group, Hegseth went into full-on-lie-a-minute mode, claiming that “no classified information was shared.” Naw, Hegseth was just informing his wife and brother and Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent about odds and ends like the precise moment the first bombs dropped on Houthi targets, and what kind of bombs they were, and which Air Force and Navy jets were dropping them. You know, just chat-group gossip.
The Inspector General report, however, found that the information Hegseth shared on Signal was classified and that sharing it on an insecure information network could have potentially put the operation and the pilots at risk if it had been revealed to the enemy.
Also revealed in the report was the fact that Hegseth refused to be interviewed by representatives of the Inspector General. The only cooperation he would give was a “short statement.”
Nothing to see here, said Sean Parnell, a personal friend of Hegseth and the Pentagon’s chief spokesman. “This matter is resolved, and the case is closed,” Parnell said prematurely today. Parnell went on to mischaracterize the highly critical report as “a TOTAL exoneration of Secretary Hegseth.”
The Inspector General report includes no information on any of the chat-group members, who included Vice President Vance, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, and of course White House jack-of-all-black-trades Stephen Miller. Nor did the Inspector General take a look into how Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg ended up being included in the group.
Goldberg’s inclusion in the Signal chat would appear to be an important, if not the most important, aspect of any sort of real investigation into what turned out to be the sharing in real time of highly classified military information about a combat operation. Apart from Hegseth’s wife, Goldberg was the only civilian in the group. His presence in the chat-group went somehow undetected until Goldberg himself revealed in the Atlantic that he had been included.
Goldberg reported that several days before the strike on the Houthis, he received a “connection request” from Michael Waltz, who was not further identified to Goldberg in the Signal request. Goldberg reported that he “assumed” it was the same Michael Waltz who was then serving as the White House National Security Adviser, who Goldberg said he had “met.” Goldberg accepted the Signal request, thinking that Waltz might want to “chat about Ukraine, or Iran, or some other important matter,”
since Goldberg had reported international relations and national security matters in the past.
A few days later, Goldberg received a notice that he had been included in the “Houthi PC small group,” the Signal chat-group that included representatives of all the important departments in the Trump government. In real time, on his phone or computer, Goldberg sat there and watched as Rubio, Trump-trouble-shooter Witkoff, White House chief of staff Suzi Wiles, and the others logged in their presence in the group.
Nobody noticed or remarked on the presence of the editor of the Atlantic being among them. Goldberg was not unknown to either Donald Trump or members of his administration. He was the one who had reported that Trump’s refused to attend a ceremony at a World War I American cemetery in France and had called the fallen soldiers in the cemetery “losers and suckers.”
So how was Goldberg included in the Signal chat-group that ended up receiving highly classified information about the airstrike on Houthi rebels? Well, there’s another excellent example of an Inspector General sweeping uncomfortable information under the nearest rug.
It seems that we will have to rely on theories as to how and why this serious breach of military security took place. My friend Terrence Goggin, who writes his “West Point History Professor” Substack, has a theory that there is a small group of people at the Pentagon who actually are loyal to the Constitution and take their oaths to defend it seriously. He believes they are responsible for sneaking Goldberg into the Signal chat and are probably responsible for the leaks that have revealed some of Hegseth’s other dick-stomping, most prominent of which is his apparent order to “kill them all” in the first “drug-boat” strike in the Caribbean that ended up including a second strike on two survivors who were clinging to the wreckage of their boat.
Multiple members of both the Senate and House Armed Services Committees are calling for an investigation of this apparent war crime. If Goggin is right, and there is a secret group of national security figures in and out of uniform who have been spreading damaging information about Hegseth, their leaks reached a critical mass with the Inspector General report on Hegseth’s Signal chat-group.
The report will be released publicly tomorrow. Members of Congress were given a classified version on Capitol Hill today. The report itself will be interesting to read in full, and I expect there will be even more interesting leaks from the classified report in the coming hours and days.
Hegseth, with his Christo-fascist tattoos and history of drunkenness and sexual abuse and harassment of women, is a buffoon. Yesterday at the sleepy-Don cabinet meeting in the White House, the title on Hegseth’s nameplate was misspelled as “SSECRETARY OF WAR.” “SS” is the abbreviation for “Schutzstaffel,” the notorious paramilitary organization in Nazi Germany which swore allegiance to Hitler and was responsible for enforcing the racial policy of the Nazi party. The “Waffen-SS” was the combat arm of the SS, and the SS-Totenkopfverbande, the notorious “Death’s Head” units, were in charge of running the Nazi concentration camps that put to death millions of Jews and other “undesirables” under Nazi rule.
“SS” in the job title on a cabinet meeting plaque of a man like Hegseth, who has shown-off his Nazi-adjacent tattoos, is not a dog-whistle to the far right of the MAGA base, it’s a clarion call. Under any sane administration, that alone would lead to a resignation or firing of the cabinet member responsible for the misspelled title.
It would be nice to be able to say that all of this about Hegseth will probably lead to his downfall and that his days at the Pentagon are numbered. But he serves at the pleasure of Donald Trump, a man who issued 160 posts on Truth Social the other night, some of which made Hegseth’s “SS” name plaque look tame in comparison.
It’s wait and see time with Secretary of Whatever Hegseth. My feeling at this moment is that he is such a fuck up and clearly damaged human being, if this doesn’t get him, something else will. There are good people looking over his shoulder at the Pentagon. Hegseth has chosen the wrong man to pick on with his threat to court martial Senator Mark Kelly. The person who should be brought back into uniformed service to face a court martial is Hegseth himself.




