Do you know what week it is? It’s the week between Christmas and New Years. People are off work for the holidays. Lots of people on the slopes out in Colorado and Wyoming; thousands on Cruise ships enjoying the sun in the Caribbean; families gathering at home to celebrate the holidays.
It’s a happy season: sun, surf, slopes, golf…
But not at Mar a Lago. Down there in Palm Beach where Donald Trump goes to relax, there hasn’t been much relaxing and no golf at all over the weekend. Yesterday, Trump met with Volodymyr Zelensky for more than three hours to discuss how to bring an end to the War in Ukraine. Today, he met with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to discuss… well, it wasn’t clear what they discussed or why the meeting even occurred in the first place.
The headlines out of both meetings were best described as blah. “Trump and Zelensky Meet to Iron Out Peace Plan, but Deal Remains Elusive,” the New York Times headlined yesterday. That headline could have been written six months ago. In fact, some version of it probably was. Today, the Times headline was even lamer: “President and Netanyahu Exchange Praise After Meeting Showing Few Signs of Strain.” Gee, I didn’t know Israel and the U.S. were getting along, did you? Trump is calling for his pal Netanyahu to get a pardon for his ongoing legal travails. There’s another forehead slapper I couldn’t have predicted, could you?
Trump’s meeting with the Ukrainian president was preceded and followed by lengthy conversations with his good buddy, Vladimir Putin. Yet another big surprise. And you’ll never guess what Putin was doing over the Christmas holidays: bombing the living shit out of Kyiv, Odessa, Kharkiv, and every other major population center in Ukraine, plunging hundreds of thousands into darkness by knocking out power. It’s what you do when you know peace is going to be on the table: unleash ballistic missiles, cruise missiles and swarms of drones. Then get on the blower and tell Trump how badly you want peace.
Listen to what Trump said about Putin’s desire for peace after wreaking four years of killing and destruction on his neighbor, Ukraine: “He wants to see it happen, he wants to see it. He told me very strongly,” Trump said of Putin’s desire for peace. “I believe him.”
Meanwhile, Putin sent out Russia’s foreign minister, Sergey V. Lavrov, to shoot down practically every idea discussed over lunch at Mar a Lago by Trump and Zelensky. No peacekeepers. No demilitarized zone. No “opportunity zone” in the Donbas, even after Trump has sent Witkoff and Kushner over to Moscow to talk business deals here, there, and everywhere.
Putin doesn’t want deals. He wants Ukraine.
Netanyahu is building military outposts from one end of Gaza to the other, and he’s got new settlements being built in the West Bank in areas they’ve never been before.
He doesn’t want peace with the Palestinians. He wants Gaza. He wants the West Bank. He wants the whole thing.
And we know all this. We know Putin doesn’t want peace; he wants more of Ukraine. He can’t settle for half a loaf now, after a million casualties, a broken economy, and pariah status for every Russian who wants to play in the villas they have on the Riviera or in condos in London that they can’t visit anymore. And we know Netanyahu isn’t going to let up after leveling Gaza and killing tens of thousands of civilians.
So what the fuck is Trump doing at Mar a Lago? The Golfer In Chief isn’t out there on the links. He’s meeting with Zelensky and Netanyahu and babbling to the press and doing his two-week thing that he always does when he has nothing to show for his peace-making. “It’s possible it doesn’t happen. In a few weeks, we’ll know one way or another.”
But he’s got his headlines. He’s got his photo ops. Hell, he pushed the Epstein files right out of the headlines.
You remember the Epstein files, don’t you? The day before Christmas…it seems like it was last month, but it was only five days ago...Trump’s DOJ found itself announcing that they had suddenly – surprise, surprise! – found one million new Epstein files. A million! And we know there’s good stuff in there, because most of them come from the Southern District in Manhattan out of the prosecution of Epstein in 2019 that put him behind bars for the first time since 2008. They presented evidence and testimony to a grand jury for three months. Can you imagine being one of 23 Manhattan grand jurors sitting in a room in a courthouse listening to prosecutors while they show you photos and papers and videos…all the stuff they found when they executed search warrants on Epstein’s townhouse in New York, and his Palm Beach mansion, and his ranch in New Mexico, and his island in the Caribbean.
Those million pages of Epstein files are crammed with the kind of stuff that Donald Trump doesn’t want anyone to see. Hell, today the New York Times published a long piece about Marjorie Taylor Greene in which she revealed that Trump told her if the Epstein files come out, “My friends will get hurt.”
Trump knew that profile of Greene was coming today. So yesterday and today he was doing one of the things he hates most in the world: He was holding meetings and listening to boring shit about making peace in Ukraine that he knows isn’t coming, and peace in Gaza that he knows is a pipe dream. And then he went before the press, which he hates, and he babbled a bunch of nonsense about his peace-making and his glorious conversations with his pal Putin, and he whined that after four years of Putin bombing and shelling and rocketing the shit out Ukraine, it was so unfair that Ukraine managed to hit one of Putin’s homes in the Novgorod region of Russia. “I was very angry about it,” Trump told reporters today at Mar a Lago. “It’s a delicate period of time. It’s another thing to attack his house.”
This after Putin over just the last couple of weeks sent thousands of missiles and drones across the border into Ukraine hitting apartment buildings, stores, rail depots, power stations, killing civilians, all with the purpose of terrorizing the people of Ukraine.
It’s been a delicate period of time for Ukraine for more than 1,400 days and nights since Russia invaded Ukraine in February of 2022. The houses of tens of thousands of Ukrainians have been destroyed by Russian bombs and rockets and drones. So, shut your fucking burger-hole about Putin and his fucking house.
Donald Trump doesn’t want peace in Ukraine or peace in Gaza. He knows what is in the Epstein files. He knows how many times they have found his name in there. He knows how many times he was on Epstein’s private jet. He knows where he went. He knows what he did. He wants to survive the biggest threat to himself and his presidency and his hold on the Republican Party that he has ever faced. He wants the whole Epstein files thing to go away.
But it’s not going away. He’ll probably make it to one of his golf courses tomorrow, but he’s going to be one miserable son of a bitch trying to hit that ball.
