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Most days, I wake up, find out I was right about some terrible thing I saw coming a mile away, shake my fist at the ceiling, and curse. A lot. It is not fun pointing at the coming Bad Thing and having most people tell you you’re overreacting or simply ignore you because you’re making them uncomfortable.

But other days? I wake up, and the terrible thing I saw coming is happening to people who absolutely fucking deserve it. People I hate with every fiber of my being. On those days? I don’t shake my fist at the ceiling and curse. I watch the fire and smoke and turn into the goddamn Joker.

Saturday was such a day. While I was at Otakon, a truly massive anime convention in Washington DC, I came across this Politico article in a moment of downtime:

The grownups are worried. In group chats and at happy hours, some GOP veterans fret about the rising generation of young staffers in their party. The recurring complaint: The pipeline that feeds young conservative talent into government jobs is defective — if not broken.

This isn’t just the standard middle-aged lament that the kids aren’t all right. It’s a criticism aimed at institutions like the Heritage Foundation that purport to identify and train the party’s future governing class. To conservative critics in and out of government, many of whom ascribe to more traditional, pre-MAGA Republican beliefs, some such institutions have spent the last decade selecting for rigid conformity to Trumpist ideology over more typical markers of expertise.

With my amazing power of “paying attention,” I saw this coming years ago. Three years ago, actually. I wrote about this exact problem when I was still over at The Banter. See if you can spot any similarities between what Politico says the problem is:

But these critics fear a decline of merit and skill, along with a tolerance for darker ideologies that could cripple the party’s ability to govern in the long run.

And what I said back in May of 2023:

The more level-headed among Republicans have to understand what it means to produce an entire crop of rabid lunatics who don’t give the slightest damn about the Republican project. A decade from now, it will be all but impossible for the party to accomplish anything at the federal level and this rot will start trickling down to the state level.

It’s so nice the professional journalists have caught up to me, the stay-at-home schmuck sitting at a keyboard in his living room.

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Anyway! Being as Politico is a right-wing rag I wouldn’t wipe my ass with, I couldn’t help but notice that they used the word “Groyper” to describe the GOP’s problem. Technically, it’s accurate, I guess? A lot of these little fuckstick Republican-spawnlings have huge crushes on Nick Fuentes. But “Groyper” is just an idiot euphemism for “neo-Nazi.” At the absolute least, they're hardcore white nationalists, but generally, if you’re a groyper, you have a strong affinity for fascism, genocide, and you despise Jews. No, you’re not just “critical of Israel.” You despise Jews. All Jews everywhere.

But Politico would really REALLY prefer not to get into that. Talking about Nazis and how the GOP is being consumed by them is just so fucking gauche! Nick Fuentes is a huge fan of Hitler and Nazism. He’s literally called himself a Nazi on occasion. There is a huge prevalence of Nazi imagery among younger Republicans, especially the professional class of younger Republicans Politico is fretting about.

And yet, the word “Nazi” appears exactly twice in Politico’s roughly 2500-word piece. Shiteating cowards and collaborators. “Darker ideologies?” Fuuuuuck you. The Republican Party is rapidly becoming the party of literal Nazis. Can’t say THAT, though. God forbid. Politico, like so many in the legacy press, want the old GOP back. Just a little light fascism and old-school racism without all the swastikas and goosestepping. But that’s not what’s going to happen. I saw this coming last year, too. The Nazis are absolutely going to win because, like Politico, the rest of the legacy press refuses to talk about what is right in front of them:

It’s too embarrassing for the Republican Party, you see. Oh, the press will rage for months over Democratic Socialism and the Democratic Party. Any chance to print endless “DEMS IN DISARRAY!” headlines is more than welcome. But “Nazism Consumes The GOP?” Well…that’s such an indelicate matter. Best to gloss over that with cutesy little phrases like “Groyper.”

I, of course, am not constrained by such mundane considerations as “giving a shit about the feelings of Republicans” or “not making Nazis angry.” I’ve been pretty fucking clear about the GOP’s Nazi problem all year long and then some:

Republicans have killed their own party. It wasn’t Trump. It wasn’t Musk. It wasn’t the Tea Party or billionaire donors or Fox News. They gave themselves a lethal dose of racism and fascism generations ago, and they never kicked the addiction they developed.

Now it’s too late. Every moment of clarity they had, every time they had an opportunity to go clean and take a different path, they chose to double and triple down on hate and fear and racism and fascism. It was easier, you see, than trying to compete on a level electoral field to sell their bankrupt ideology of venerating the rich.

I’m afraid the prognosis is terminal. Even if Republicans wanted to course correct, they’ve already hit the iceberg of congealed fat and used diapers known as Donald Trump. Even if Republicans decided tomorrow to put in every ounce of effort they have, and all of their billionaire donors poured all of their stolen money into keeping the GOP from being swallowed whole by fascism and stupidity, it would be like bailing the Titanic out with a teaspoon.

They spent decades and unlimited money on training their voters to be rage junkies. There is no reclaiming them from the filth-covered political crackhouses they voluntarily live in now. They built a media machine that thrives on hate and cruelty that no longer depends on the billionaires for money or guidance. It cannot be controlled and will only devolve into more extremism. They taught three generations of Republicans, bordering on four now,1 that conservatism is about self-enrichment and self-aggrandizement at all costs. The party of “Greed Is Good” libertarianism has reached its apotheosis and discovered, to its horror, that the perfection of selfishness leads to perfect ruin.

I, for one, will weep many tears for the Republican Party for sticking a bazooka in its mouth and pulling the trigger. Sure, they’ll be tears of uncontrollable laughter, but hey, they’re still tears, right?

How the fuck else am I going to get my popcorn the exact level of saltiness I need to enjoy watching the worst people in the world destroy themselves?

Here is how to fight a war against a determined enemy, according to Donald Trump.

One, tell the enemy what you’re going to do and when you’re going to do it. At his cabinet meeting yesterday, Trump said for the 23^rd time, or maybe it was the 32^nd, that “we’ll be hitting them very hard,” referring to a planned bombing campaign for this weekend that will be joined by Israel for the first time in months. According to CBS News, Trump intends the bombing campaign to hit “energy infrastructure including power plants and refineries.” That little nugget of planning will enable Iran to double or even triple its defenses around such facilities, ensuring that it will be more difficult for the U.S. to carry out strikes on those targets.

Two, don’t bother with strategy, just blather. During the cabinet meeting, Trump was asked by a reporter about the chances for diplomacy. He answered, “I think we just want to win.” Aren’t we all glad he made that clear? Until now, I thought we had an entire naval fleet that has included five aircraft carriers and countless destroyers, as well as a force of 50,000 soldiers, cruising around the Indian Ocean because we had scheduled a game of beanbag toss with Iran. Now, however, Iran knows we mean business.

Three, tell the enemy for about the 11^th time that nothing less than “surrender” will bring the air attacks to a halt. That makes all the sense in the world, because it will strengthen the resolve of the Iranian regime, which has announced that under no condition will it surrender to the aggressor, which is us.

Four, put your faith in the former weekend host on Fox News you picked to run your military, because he has tattoos and he knows what it takes to win a war. At yesterday’s cabinet meeting, Hegseth told Trump that he relies on “great Americans here and all around the country and all around the world who are the core of what, uh, keep us safe. But in order to do that, you have to have a leader that’s willing to put them in a position to do it and that’s my takeaway, Mr. President, is, um, sort of three points. One, it takes courage; two, it takes restoring a spirit, which you have done; and third, it takes investment, and not just an investment, but a generational investment. And I think people miss that.” Now, that is just pure military genius. I mean, the man puts Stimson and Eisenhower and Marshall and Bradley to shame. They were pikers compared to Pete Hegseth, who knows that the way you win a war is to fire all the generals and admirals you had running the Army and Navy and Air Force and Marines and replace them with yes-men who are willing to do whatever you tell them. And, oh, make sure you fire all the inspector generals and the Judge Advocate Generals, so there won’t be anyone looking over your shoulder as you bomb the shit out of Iranian girls’ schools and people’s houses, killing, most recently, a father, mother, and toddler child with a 2,000 pound JDAM bomb dropped from an F-18 fighter jet on Qeshm Island off the coast of Iran.

Trump has been screaming his head off about “forever wars” and Joe Biden and George Bush and Barack Obama and the nuclear treaty with Iran he tore up during his first administration because…well, because it had been negotiated and put into effect by Democrats.

Now, the man who promised no new wars has stumbled his way into one that he cannot win because he has appointed the most incompetent defense secretary in the history of the United States, and he’s put a simpering toady in hilariously oversized Florsheim shoes in charge of the Department of State, which under normal administrations, would be in charge of negotiating a peace with an enemy that you cannot defeat.

Unsurprising is the word that comes to mind on a daily basis. What is that old aphorism, you can’t keep doing the same thing over and over again and expect to get a different result? Trump has turned the Strait of Hormuz into another Reflecting Pool project. Hire incompetents, give them a trillion dollars and hold your nose is Trump’s idea of how to fight a war.

Oh, I almost forgot the last thing you can’t forget if you’re going to bomb the enemy on a schedule you’ve given him in advance. Make sure you stop the bombing by the time Wall Street opens on Monday morning so the markets, and your own bottom line, don’t take too bad of a hit.

Can you imagine what the Iranian Republican Guard leadership thinks when they read that on CNN? That Trump pays more attention to his own trading account than he does to the war he started five months ago? If you listen closely, you can hear Iran’s generals cheering Trump’s every move. He’s handing them power over a major waterway that they had never before controlled. He’s tying them even closer to our enemy Russia and our economic rival, China. And he’s guaranteeing that Iran will dominate the Persian Gulf and international trade in oil and precious metals and gases such as helium for at least a generation, if not more.

If you’re Donald Trump, that’s how you fight a war: with your eyes closed and your head lolling and your hand forever in the till raking in the bucks.

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There is shrunken Trump seated between Rubio and Hegseth looking like a couple of unwilling pallbearers called at the last minute to serve at his funeral. The whole cabinet of losers, liars, and suck-ups was there Friday afternoon. Trump dragged them all the way out to Camp David in Maryland’s Catoctin mountains, saddling the lot of them with the usual requirement to root around in their office drawers to come up with something ass-licky to say about the Fart-meister in Chief. It was pathetic. RFK Jr. bragged that he had been to Camp David before with his father and his uncle, who both “loved the place,” before taking a shot at Eisenhower for naming it after his grandson. President Kennedy, he contended, would have renamed it “Shangri-La” had he survived. Then he heaped praise on Trump for bringing down the cost of drugs at the end of the week that Trump imposed tariffs on foreign-made generics that will raise their prices 100 percent in 2028 and 200 percent a year later.

But who said facts are anywhere to be found at a Trump cabinet meeting? Certainly not the medically-certified genius who has lost count of the number of dementia tests he’s passed. Secretary Suck-aholic Hegseth got things off to a rip-roaring start. He had spent his week manipulating casualty figures to make it look like Trump was winning the war he kept bragging had “obliterated” Iran’s military – the same Iranian military that somehow keeps lobbing missiles and flying drones into U.S. bases all over the Middle East, so Hegseth couldn’t talk about that. Instead, Hegseth praised Trump, the showman, who he said had presided over “parades, 250 flyovers, the American people seeing and feeling their military in ways they have not in the past.” Hegseth took a breath, nearly popping the buttons on his cheap suit. “That’s spirit,” said the buffoon who is being taken to the cleaners by Iran’s Republican Guard.

But enough with the usual praise and puffery. Trump was eager to whine. Nothing is going right for him. He’s down in the polls. He’s losing in nearly every court he’s in – he lost E. Jean’s defamation case and had to pony up $5.8 mil. D.C. U.S. Attorney Box Wine had to pull her indictment of the guy they arrested and charged with felony destruction of government property for touching a sliver of loose bottom paint in the Reflecting Pool. In a court filing, she had to explain that it was the fault of the “botched” paint job, not vandals, that was responsible for the multi-million dollar clusterfuck that used to be one of the biggest tourist attractions on the Mall.

What’s really gotten under Trump’s loose jowly skin is how his attempt at immunity from tax audits and a terrorist slush fund has been stalled by his appointment of his chief-errand-boy and pimp-handler, Todd Blanche, to run Retribution Inc., which used to be called the Department of Justice. This week Trump announced that if Cornyn and Tillis, the two Republican senators he personally ran out of their jobs, continue to oppose Blanche’s nomination, he’ll just keep him on as Acting Attorney General until the next session of Congress when the two Republican hold-outs won’t be around to withhold their votes. “Todd Blanche is a very, very good man,” and Cornyn “has become a very angry person,” Trump explained.

He’s losing his grip. Judges in about half the states have ruled against the Department of Homeland Security for ICE excesses, phony prosecutions of protesters, individual immigrants Trump has personally taken an interest in deporting, grant funding for education, the environment, transportation projects – you name it. When Blanche’s U.S. Attorneys aren’t losing in court outright, they’re being sanctioned for court filings that are tardy, filled with misspelled words, and in one case, written with the help of an AI program that invented citations of court cases that didn’t exist.

Now he has gone back to the Supreme Court against E. Jean Carroll, this time to get them to either reverse the loss he was dealt by a New York jury that awarded her nearly $100 million in damages for his defamation and lies about her, or overturn the huge award against him. It’s hard to know what the Supreme Court will do – Trump is trying to use his freshly-awarded presidential immunity this time. But there are four women on the Supreme Court, including one appointed by Trump himself, who just might recognize Trump’s court maneuvers for what they are. He raped E. Jean the first time in a dressing room, and now he’s attempting to rape her in court filing after court filing.

Look at that photograph of Trump at his cabinet meeting at Camp David. He’s old. He’s frail. His weakness is showing up in a photograph, and it’s showing up in practically everything he tries to do. Democrat Roy Cooper is ahead by nine points in the race for Senate in North Carolina. James Talarico leads Paxton in Texas by five points in a recent poll. Trump is deeply underwater in polling on every issue from the economy to the war to inflation, even immigration.

He’s a sick man. It’s on his face. It’s in his garbled syntax. It’s in his gait. It was on display at gold-leafless Camp David.

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It has been nearly three months since a press briefing was held at the Pentagon. During this time, the United States has been in a protracted war with Iran. American soldiers have died. Hundreds have been wounded. What has Hegseth’s Pentagon been doing during this official silence? It’s been moving war statistics around. The deaths of four soldiers recently killed, three in an Iranian airstrike in Jordan, and one during the “controlled detonation” of an Iranian drone in Iraq, have been recategorized. The Pentagon had previously reported that 18 service members had been killed in the war with Iran. Now they say it’s 14 killed during “Operation Epic Fury,” and four killed during “Overseas Operations.”

I can’t believe I had to write that, and I can’t believe having to write this: it doesn’t matter how you count them, dead soldiers are dead soldiers.

What’s going on here? The Pentagon, clearly at the behest of Donald Trump, is trying to hide what is going on in the war against Iran. The number who have been wounded has had to be dragged out of the Pentagon like a bad tooth. The number of wounded was 482 last week, according to CNN. Now the official tally is 624, as the Pentagon was forced to admit that 140 more were wounded during “Overseas Operations,” the category that was added after July 7, when Trump told the world that the ceasefire that had been negotiated with Iran was over.

So, are we at war with Iran, or not? What about the sporadic attacks in both directions that took place during the so-called ceasefire?

We don’t know what the truth is, because Donald Trump wants to pretend that the war he is waging against Iran isn’t a war, but an “excursion,” one word among many others he has used to describe the war.

In fact, there is much we don’t know about Trump’s war. We do know from Hegseth’s congressional testimony that $37 billion has been spent on the war, but we don’t know why the Pentagon has asked for $67 billion as supplemental funding for the war. Oh, the Pentagon broke down the funding request, saying that $46 billion is for “capabilities” and $21 billion is for “readiness,” but that is just Pentagon gobbledegook, especially since the Pentagon is sitting on about $75 billion in unspent funds from $150 billion that was the Pentagon’s slice of a previous reconciliation bill. Hegseth was asked why the Pentagon needs the additional $67 billion, and he explained that they can’t use the $75 billion that’s already sitting there because it is committed to the “golden dome” missile defense system that hasn’t been built and probably never will come into being, at least in our lifetimes.

See how confusing this gets? They’ve got money in this pocket and money in that pocket, and it’s all our tax dollars, and they’re telling us that the war on Iran is so important that we’ve got to keep fighting it because Iran might get a nuclear weapon, or they need to reopen the Strait of Hormuz…or something. And now they’ve got to reopen the Bab-el-Mandeb Strait at the mouth of the Red Sea because the Houthis have started shooting at tankers on their way to the Suez Canal…

Which is it? What the fuck is going on?

Here is where we’re at: You can learn as much from what you don’t know, as you can from what you do know, so let’s take a look at what we don’t know.

We don’t know what’s going on in the Pentagon. Hegseth yanked the credentials of mainstream media reporters because they wouldn’t sign what amounted to a loyalty oath. A federal judge ordered that their credentials be restored. Then Hegseth shut down their offices in the Pentagon and banished them to an annex building and ordered that reporters could only come into the Pentagon with an “escort” to conduct pre-approved interviews. That building, and everyone in it, is paid for with our tax dollars, and we’re not being told what they’re doing in there.

Why? Because what they are doing in the Pentagon doesn’t make sense. They started a war they cannot win, and they cannot get out of. They don’t want you to know that, so they parked anyone who can tell you down the road from the Pentagon where they can control them.

We don’t know what is the status of our missile and bomb stockpiles, because they won’t tell us. Oh, there are leaks galore. The Center for Strategic and International Studies (CSIS), a Washington defense think tank, estimates that the number of Patriot interceptors we had before the war, which stood at 2,200, has fallen to fewer than 827. CSIS estimates that the number of THAAD missile interceptors we had has dropped from 452 to fewer than 278. Note the use of the word “estimates.” That is because not even CSIS, which spends all its time studying the defense of this country, knows for sure. The Pentagon won’t give the real numbers, because they say it’s a national security secret.

Iran already knows the secret that we’re running out of missile defense ammo. Do you know how we know that? Because Iran keeps firing missiles and drones at our bases around the Middle East, most recently at Jordan and Kuwait and Iraq. They launch strikes on our bases, so we will have to use our Patriots and THAADs to shoot down their missiles and drones.

And still we have 18 dead and 624 wounded from Iran’s attacks.

Trump is fond lately of telling us that Iran “will be hit very hard.” But what does that mean, exactly? Well, Central Command says that the U.S. has hit many Iran Revolutionary Guard targets “including military command centers, missile and drone facilities, coastal surveillance and defense sites and maritime capabilities.”

But even after all of Trump’s threats and the reports by Central Command, the Strait of Hormuz is still closed because Iran has plenty of drones and missiles to shoot at ships that attempt to transit it. The Houthis have plenty of missiles and drones supplied by Iran to shoot at ships attempting to enter or exit the Red Sea.

There is so much that we don’t know about what is going on with Trump’s war on Iran, but we do know that oil and gas prices are rising again, because whatever Trump is telling Hegseth to do, it’s not working. The New York Times published a big story today on that very subject. Headlined “Trump Encounters a More Determined Iran as War Widens,” the story reports on the latest back-and-forth strikes between Iran and the U.S. The Times says that “officials” are not talking about the “priorities” that were mentioned all the time at the beginning of the war, such as knocking out Iran’s nuclear weapons program, damaging its missile “capabilities” and “curbing” the proxy forces controlled and supplied by Iran such as Hezbollah and Hamas and the Houthis.

The Times quotes one expert who says that Iran has wanted to seize the initiative to “keep the U.S. and Israel on their back foot.” Another expert tells the Times that Iran has widened the war “so the United States has to defend a broader battlefield.”

That sounds to me like experts telling us that Iran has a strategy that they are executing very effectively. What is the U.S. strategy? Well, according to Donald Trump, if Iran won’t stop hitting our bases in the Middle East and if they won’t reopen the Strait of Hormuz, they will be “hit very, very hard.” I consulted Clausewitz again, and nowhere in his book “On War,” did I find a chapter that says retaliation is a strategy.

It’s no wonder that Secretary Pop-a-Cork is keeping reporters out of the Pentagon and requiring them to be escorted inside the building are approved. Hegseth doesn’t want anyone to know how fucked up things are. He wants to limit what we know about the war, because he thinks that the less we know, the better. If that’s his media strategy, it isn’t working, either. Trump’s war is hugely unpopular. Quinnipiac reported yesterday that six in ten voters oppose Trump’s war on Iran. In the same poll, Trump stands at 32 percent approval, while 58 percent disapprove.

There are three months until election day. Prices are high on everything. Trump can’t bring down inflation, even with his hand-picked Fed chief, and he can’t even get his own law-poodle approved as Attorney General.

What’s he going to do? He’s going to launch some kind of huge attack on Iran and try to bring the war to something he can lie about as a victory, but it’s not going to work. Iran can shoot missiles and drones at U.S. bases for another hundred days and never run out, even if Trump knocks out bridges and power to Tehran.

Trump can nap his way through Lindsey Graham’s funeral, but he won’t be able to sleep through the war he cannot end.

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I’ve written about this before: No matter how loudly Trump screeches and stamps his feet and threatens and shits his diaper, Senate Republicans WILL NOT get rid of the filibuster. It is the one thing, the ONLY thing, that stands between them and extinction. And they know it. Senate Leader John Thune, a well-known ally of democracy and the rule of law, just whacked Trump’s knuckles with a ruler yet again and told him and his demands to end the filibuster to fuck allllll the way off.

That’s why the closer we get to Democrats reclaiming control of the upper chamber and eyeing a trifecta in 2029, the louder the signals from the right that the filibuster is sacred. Can’t be touched. Must be preserved “for the good of the nation.” Today, we just got the most concrete (and obnoxious) sign of this yet.

I need you to understand this for what it is. This is not a backstabbing scumbag selling out his party, although it IS that, too. This is a huge flashing neon sign that the Republicans who own Fetterman know that they are fucked. Completely, utterly, hilariously fucked. Hard, fast, and without lube.

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They’re going to lose Alaska. They’re going to lose North Carolina. They’re going to lose Ohio. They’re going to lose Iowa. They’re going to lose Maine. Shit, Texas is in real jeopardy, and that means they can’t even play their, ahem, Trump card and have Fetterman switch parties.

Because let’s be 100% clear: If Democrats hold a 51-seat majority this coming January, John Fetterman will “suddenly” discover he can no longer, in good conscience, caucus with the party that got him elected. Gosh darn it! He’ll be “forced” to become an “independent!” And wouldn’t you know it? All of his votes will just so happen to help Republicans when they need it the most.

But a 52-seat majority fucks all of that up. All of the money Republicans promised Fetterman? Or the blackmail they promised to burn? That won’t mean a fucking thing. Can’t be a backstabbing scumbag if your backstabbing doesn’t change anything. Go fuck off to the GOP, ya overgrown shitstain. You’ll be out of office in 2029, and no one will give a good golly goddamn about you.

Not for nothing, the only thing anyone knows about treasonous twatwaffle Krysten Sinema these days is that she’s being sued for being homewrecking trash. I spelled her name wrong, and you didn’t even notice. Those that did? You don’t care.1 Remember Joe Manchin? Not really. He’s desperate for attention because everyone forgot he existed three minutes after he left office. How desperate for attention is he? Manchin is trying to start a not-a-third-party-but-it’s-really-a-third-party of, you guessed it!, “independents.” That’s “independents” pronounced “professional ratfuckers.” Gee, I wonder if all the money is coming from right-wing billionaires? I’ll bet you a shiny nickel it is. Please hurry up and die, Manchin. I want to celebrate your death in style.

But, back to the point, Fetterman’s “sudden” reversal on the filibuster cannot be blamed on his stroke. He was for filibuster reform when it was safe to do so, when it looked like the Senate was too heavy a lift for Democrats. It allowed Fetterman to burnish his “liberal” street cred while he stabbed us in the back in other areas.

But now? Now the GOP can only watch in horror as their Dear Leader sends it all down the drain. Trump escalating his war of choice in Iran just three months before the midterms is the move of a fucking imbecile. Inflation will rise. The price of gas will rise. Groceries will get more expensive. The economy will not stumble along for much longer, and the AI bubble is popping.

Republicans are already deeply unpopular, and their midterm message of “communism!” is going to crash and burn harder than Trump’s lame-ass attempts at comedy at the second White House Correspondents’ Dinner. When they switch back to pure, unadulterated racism sometime in September or October,2 it will be too late to move the needle. The crass and heavy-handed appeals to white nationalism will do more to piss off the left and independents than they will to motivate Trump’s base.

With both chambers of Congress in Democratic hands, Trump will turn into a rabid fucking animal. Moreso than he already is. Congressional investigations, even with all of the obstruction we know is coming, will reveal corruption and murder and treason on a level the legacy press will have to work 24/7 to whitewash. Trump, whose health, both physical and mental, is already hanging by a thread, will be pushed over the edge, and if he survives to the 2028 election, I would be quite surprised.

Even if he makes it that far, Trump will spend every waking moment screaming in blind rage instead of doing his fucking job. That means his idiot war will continue to spiral out of control. Plus, he’ll start new ones to try to look tough. While he’s throwing away the lives of American troops, the coming economic downturn will be met with denials of reality until it, too, spirals out of control.

In short, Trump will sabotage the entire Republican effort to hold and regain power in 2028. I know it, and so do Republicans. That means losing the House and Senate in November makes it vastly more likely Democrats will have a trifecta in 2029. Democrats, for their part, have made an awful lot of noise about doing away with the filibuster to clean up the Supreme Court and end gerrymandering and restore voting rights. In 2021, Republicans had Manchin and Sinema to save them. Now? They only have Fetterman, and he’ll be gone by then.

The only play Republicans have is to reinforce the idea that the filibuster is so inviolate that Democrats will refuse to get rid of it when they have power. Because, as I keep pointing out, once they do, that is the end of the Republican Party for a generation, if not forever.

Pay attention to this. The closer we get to November, I believe, the louder the pro-filibuster shrieking from the right (with a healthy assist from their collaborators in the legacy press) will get.3 Democrats have to tune that bullshit out. They have to tune Fetterman and HIS bullshit out. Once they have a 52+ seat lock on the Senate, they should kick his lying ass out of the party until he’s primaried out of existence. He can go make a living on Fox News with the other scumbag sellouts and traitors like we allll know he wants to.

Republicans are terrified. They elected a pedophile with dementia to lead their party, and now the bill for decades of lies and corruption and hate and propaganda and cruelty and spite is coming due. Aren’t you looking forward to collecting? I know I fucking am.

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