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I was not going to write a regular article today. Thursdays are for doing the post-edit clean-up of the podcast, putting together the summary and links, and then doing other stuff. But then I saw this headline from Chris Cillizza’s execrable substack, “So What”:1
The second I saw it, I knew deep down on a molecular level what he was going to say. I was SO FUCKING SURE that I almost didn’t even bother clicking the link because why do that to myself? I could see the entire thing in my head, which was already straining at the seams in anger. But I did anyway, and now you have to read my head explosion.
Hey, if I have to suffer, so do you.
In case you somehow missed it, all of this has to do with the Young Republican group chats that got “leaked” by another Young Republican, happily setting his fellow pieces of shit on fire for personal gain.
In those group chats, a whole bunch of up-and-coming fascists spewed the ugliest kind of hate. Here are some of them and some of what they said:
Racism. Homophobia. Misogyny. Antisemitism. Literal Nazi shit.
This is about as ugly as it gets, short of them screaming “DEATH TO ALL THE FUCKING JEWS/GAYS/BLACKS/etc.!!!” It’s a damning look into the mind of the Republican Party. It validates every single thing we’ve been saying about them for decades. They are the monsters we’ve always known them to be.
And that’s a problem because if that becomes the accepted view of the GOP, it becomes impossible for the legacy press to shield them. Which is where lying filthpigs like Chris Cillizza come in:
The immediate reaction I saw from the left on social media (and Substack) went something like this: See! This is how ALL Republicans are! This is what they really think! Racists! Anti-Semites!
I think that is a HUGE generalization. And overly facile.
Got that? We got a good look under the pointy white hood of the leaders of the next generation of Republicans and found…actual real-life Nazis. But, hey, don’t rush to judge! They’re young and stupid!
That said, I think extrapolating the online messaging of a group of 20-something (mostly) men as reflective of the broader views of an entire political party is a major mistake.
Having been a 20-something male, I can attest that they are idiots — especially in groups. And especially when they are trying to one-up one another in outrageous statements. (To be clear: I never talked like this in my 20s.)
Stop. Stop talking. No, you mewling shitgibbon. We are NOT fucking doing this. Two points:
They are NOT a group of “20-somethings.”
27 is closer to 30 than it is to 20. You don’t get to be “20-something” anymore when you’re pushing three decades. At least two of them are in their 30s, so get the fuck out of here with your “20-something” bullshit.” That leads us to…
Even people in their fucking 20s are not “kids” and we shouldn’t treat them like it. It’s condescending, but it’s also a neat little sleight of hand the legacy press loves to pull when white people, ESPECIALLY white men, are involved.
A 16-year-old Black kid can be gunned down by the cops because he was pretty much the same thing as an adult. 15? 20? Is there really a difference when the police are afraid for their life?
White men, though, get to live this extended Peter Pan childhood, where they’re not really responsible for their actions because they just haven’t grown up yet. 25? 26? 29? They’re still just a kid! Give’em a break! You don’t want to ruin their whole lives over one little misstep, do you?🥺🥺🥺
Cillizza goes on because of course he fucking does:
Because over the last decade there has been a rise in what I would refer to as “toxic masculinity” — the veneration of men who are tough and speak their minds and take no bullshit (or whatever). Think of Andrew Tate as the Platonic ideal of this sort of culture.
Donald Trump didn’t create that re-defining of what it means to be a male in modern American society. But he did super-charge it.
His repeated assertions that law enforcement needs to be tougher on protesters. His embrace of the UFC culture. (I mean, there is going to be an MMA fight this summer on the White House grounds!) Donald Trump Jr’s. aggressive online masculinity. You get the idea.
Got that? This isn’t Republicans being racist pieces of shit! This is just toxic masculinity! Which it sounds like a term Cillizza just invented! Isn’t he sooooo cool?! And, really, all of this nonsense is because of Donald Trump. Things didn’t used to be this bad.
Really?
How do I phrase this politely? Oh, wait, I’m a toxic male Ogre. I don’t have to be polite:
Chris Cillizza is a lying sack of shit. That, or he is the single dumbest fuck in the media today. Honestly, the two are not at all mutually exclusive because this is such a stupid fucking lie, I don’t know who the hell he thinks he’s trying to fool with this bullshit.
Y’all don’t quote me on this. You start out in 1954 by saying, “N*****, n*****, n*****.” By 1968 you can’t say “n*****”—that hurts you. Backfires. So you say stuff like forced busing, states’ rights and all that stuff. You’re getting so abstract now [that] you’re talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you’re talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is [that] blacks get hurt worse than whites. And subconsciously maybe that is part of it. I’m not saying that. But I’m saying that if it is getting that abstract, and that coded, that we are doing away with the racial problem one way or the other. You follow me—because obviously sitting around saying, “We want to cut this,” is much more abstract than even the busing thing, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “N*****, n*****.”
That was Lee Atwater in 1981, explaining how Richard Nixon used the Southern Strategy to appeal to racist white people.
“I don’t know a thing about it,” said Press Secretary Speakes. The reporter noted that one in three people who have contracted AIDS have died from what had been called “the gay plague”—and the press pool, in turn, erupted into laughter.
“I don’t have it,” said Speakes, as the crowd laughed. “Do you?”
The next year, the death toll from AIDS would nearly triple. Kinsolving would continue to ask the same question in press conferences over the course of the next three years—to the same mocking and laughter. (At one point, Speakes called out his “abiding interest” in “fairies.”)
That was the Reagan administration, which sat back and let HIV spread until it became a global scourge. They could have stopped it easily. But it was killing the gays and drug users, so who cared?
That was the, for the time, jaw-droppingly racist Willie Horton ad George H.W. Bush ran in 1988.
The George W. Bush White House led a literal “Holy Crusade” in the Middle East that killed hundreds of thousands of Muslim civilians and ran a campaign of terror against Muslims at home.
When Obama won in 2008, the racism was so undeniable, people like Chris Cillizza had to redefine what racism was so they could pretend it didn’t exist. Telling the first Black president to go back to Africa wasn’t racist! He was Kenyan, wasn’t he?! Questioning if he was really an American citizen wasn’t racist, either! Those questions about his birth certificate were 100% legitimate and not at all motivated by race!
The first Trump regime put immigrant children in cages and laughed about it. Trump cheered on neo-Nazis marching and called them “good people.” Trump’s second time in office has been so explicitly marked by white nationalism; literally no one was surprised to discover that the next wave of Republican leaders spewed that kind of hate. Except, apparently, Chris fucking Cillizza.
At the same time he was shocked, SHOCKED to hear about this, and insisting we shouldn’t hold the entire Republican Party responsible, this happened:
What’s this all about? Well, one of Super MAGA Rep. Dave Taylor’s (R-Sieg Heil) aides was on a video call and someone noticed the flag behind him had been altered:
Call me crazy, but in no universe would I NOT notice that the flag on my cubicle wall had a fucking swastika on it all of a sudden. What’s the story they’re going to go with? Antifa snuck in and did it with no one noticing? Get the fuck out of here. That little shit did it himself, and everyone in the fucking office knew about it because it’s impossible to miss. This aide was just so goddamn stupid, he forgot it would also be visible on a video call.
Fascists are a lot of things: Lazy, angry, boring, weak, etc. No one ever said they were smart.2
“Not all Republicans?” Bish, please. Cillizza is a propagandist delivering the lies the GOP needs to keep being literal Nazis. He’ll say I’m still overreacting. Cool. He can eat shit and let me explain why I know he’s a liar from personal experience.
I JUST told this story on this week’s podcast, but let me get into it again.
In 1992,3 before I knew anything at all about politics, I took a road trip with the Young Republicans of Nassau Community College. I, myself, was not a Young Republican. I wasn’t anything at the time. But a friend of mine, little 5’1” Jen Gorman, asked me to go and “keep her out of trouble.” I interpreted that to mean she didn’t want to get drunk and hook up with anyone. Everyone else on the trip was male, and 3-4 of them were testosterone-laden ROTC.
Jen had previously hooked up with my brother, which made her a leper to me, and she knew it. No matter how drunk we got, nothing would ever happen between us in a million years. Ew. Gross. So we slept in the same bed, her against the wall and me on the outside.
It wasn’t until many MANY years later that I realized I was not there to keep Jen from doing something, I was there to keep her from getting raped. Since I was significantly bigger than all of the other people on the trip, including the ROTC muscleheads, I was a literal wall between Jen and sexual assault.
So that’s how I ended up on a political trip when I was apolitical at the time.
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On this trip, the Young Republicans (and me) met with older Republicans, and this is when I learned who and what Republicans were. I frequently mention that I am a Puerto Rican Jew, but my genetics kind of canceled out, so I just look generically white. And most people who only know me causally either don’t know I’m a Puerto Rican Jew or forget about it because literally nothing about me suggests either.
That meant I was “one of the guys” when we met with these Republicans, and no one thought twice about taking off their masks. We were all buddies, right? All white people working to save America from the n***** and immigrants and whatnot. Fortunately, no one got around to complaining about “The Jews,” or I would have waited until we got back to the hotel before smashing a bottle of Jack Daniels over their head.
Well, maybe. 19-year-old Ogre was not the “I don’t give a fuck what you think about me” Ogre of today.
Still, I did will myself to be invisible, and so, to her credit, did Jen. We never talked about it but I don’t remember her joining in.
It was the 90s, though, right? It was a different time!
Well, yes and no. I had grown up in a working-class Italian neighborhood, and the racism was thick as fuck. None of us were saints, certainly not 10-year-old me discovering the fun of cursing. But it was never cruel or mean. It was habitual. It was still real, though. When the first couple of Black families moved onto our block, I got to witness White Flight long before I knew the phrase existed. Racism is racism, no matter how routine.
But this? What I saw with the Young Republicans? That was something else. Something uglier and darker and deeper. There was a mean edge to it I was not used to, and I was used to a LOT.
It looked and sounded an awful lot like the group chat Chris Cillizza is trying to play off as a recent development.
But he knows it’s not. Cillizza has been in political writing (he’s not a journalist any more than I am) since the mid-90s. That’s a full decade before I started paying close attention and started writing about politics. And yet, somehow, in all that time, Cillizza never quite seemed to notice the rampant racism in the Republican Party.
Which is weird, because you would have to be blind not to see it. From space. Cillizza’s got some thick-ass glasses, but I’m fairly certain he can still see a fucking Nazi seig heiling right in front of him.
When I started writing 15 years ago, I spent an awful lot of time trawling through the filth of the far right to understand who these people were. I frantically jumped up and down that white Christian nationalism was the fringe and the fringe wouldn’t stay that way for long. Once they mainstreamed that, I looked at the right’s fringe again and saw the Manosphere and a horde of pedophiles. I said years ago that this was coming.
And here we are. Chris Cillizza is telling us that it’s just so sad that toxic masculinity is driving dumb “20-somethings” to say outrageous stuff, but, hey, what are ya gonna do? And the entire Republican Party is protecting an international pedophile ring while starting to talk about how 15-year-old children are old enough for grown men to fuck.
How could I, some stay-at-home schmuck without Cillizza’s expensive education and fat rolodex of connections, have noticed such fundamental aspects of the GOP when Cillizza couldn’t?
Then again…
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.” - Upton Sinclair
Cillizza has made a very lucrative career lying to protect the Republican Party, shielding the public from noticing who and what they are. He gives others in the legacy press a fig leaf to hide the truth behind so none need speak the obvious truth: The Republican Party is the home of American Nazis, traitors, and monsters.
Must be nice to get paid so well to run interference for the worst people this country has ever produced. I wonder if Cillizza thinks his money and connections will be enough to protect him in the fascist hellscape he’s deliberately helping to build. A lot of rich people think they’ll be immune when everything falls apart. History tells us otherwise. But keep selling those lies, you fucking shill. I’m sure the money helps you sleep at night.
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The Blue Wave has begun and the fascist fucks are scared. There are 18 days until it hits Virginia and Pennsylvania. If I were a billionaire fascist loser, I’d think REALLY hard about getting out of the way.
I don’t know why he calls his newsletter “So What.” As a Gen Xer, there’s a possibility this is a nod to one of Ministry’s greatest songs, and it pains me to think this mealy-mouthed cockweasel is a fan. If you are, Cillizza, please understand that they fucking hate you and everything you stand for. But not as much as I do.
Well, fascists say they’re smart but they also think they’re manly and tough while needing to carry a gun everywhere because it’s a big, scary world out there.
I said 1993 on the podcast, but it had to be ‘92 because Bush was still president.