What he actually said was, “WE WILL HIT THEM WITH A FORCE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!” But whatever. What we should pay attention to is that he put up this all-caps threat on Truth Social right after attending a Republican fundraiser at Mar a Lago that charged billionaires and mere millionaires one million dollars a plate to party with the gold tie wearing president, while 7,000 miles away, bombs dropped, drones flew, missiles screamed, and explosions ripped through an Iranian girls’ school killing 153 and wounding 95.

Everything you need to know about how Donald Trump is managing the war on Iran is in this photo from the gold-plated gala at Mar a Lago showing Shlomi Evgi, described as a “Florida vape magnate,” posing with Trump’s real estate buddy, Steve Witkoff, who only 72 hours earlier was sitting in a room in Geneva with a representative of Iran working on a “peace deal.”

So, before we move on, let’s get this straight. The Florida vape magnate paid $1 million so he could stand in front of a bunch of décor that resembles the newly-gilded Oval Office to get his picture taken with one of Donald Trump’s amateur-hour “peace” negotiators who were actually stalling for war.

Here is a screen grab of our president attending his Mar a Lago Republican fund raiser at the same moment his war is raging:

It should be noted that Trump rents out his Mar a Lago ballroom for these events, so he pockets part of the money that is raised every time big Republican donors tune up their Botox and don their finery and limo over to spread their wings under the chandeliers and gold leaf of Trump’s hotel/club/residence/criminal headquarters on the Atlantic. You have to wonder if Trump is also the charging the government rent for what the White House has begun calling his “Mar a Lago SCIF,” or Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, shown here:

See the guy peeking through the curtain in the background? He’s in the Mar a Lago ballroom where on Friday night, yet another zillionaire party was going on, which Trump is said to have visited, mixing it up with the guests on his way behind the curtains to his ultra-secure War Room, where he and Rubio and Suzie Wiles followed the action as the first bombs were dropped on Iran, which would have included the bombs that landed on the girls’ school. So, ballrooms and parties and bombs and curtained-off SCIFs is the way the Command in Chief rolls these days.

I’m going into all this detail and showing these photos to give you an idea of how the United States of America commits its soldiers, sailors, air force pilots, and Marines in service of the foreign policy aims of the Trump administration, which we learned yesterday includes regime change in Iran. Donnie killed the Big Bad Ayatollah he’s been screeching about for 11 years, or maybe it’s 12 years. I’ve lost count. The point is, Donnie needs a Bad Guy, and Ayatollah Ali Hosseini Khamenei was it for our own very Supreme Leader, Donald “Excuse me while I adjust my bone spurs” Trump.

There were reports all day about reactions around the world to Trump’s assault on Iran. The leaders of France, Germany, and Great Britain issued the following joint statement: “We will take steps to defend our interests and those of our allies in the region, potentially through enabling necessary and proportionate defensive action to destroy Iran’s capability to fire missiles and drones at their source. We have agreed to work together with the US and allies in the region on this matter.”

That sounds an awful lot like they’re willing to commit their own forces to the war on Iran, doesn’t it? What the hell is going on here? Has Donald Trump started World War III?

It’s actually a good question, because Iran certainly seems to think that a global war is underway. Iran’s second tier leaders have spent the last 48 hours throwing missiles and drones all over the Middle East, hitting Israel, of course, as well as targets in the Gulf states and Jordan and Iraq and Syria. Most of Iran’s targets are American military bases. Three American service members were killed yesterday, which Trump told the world on Truth Social was “a good deal for the world,” that we have citizens willing to sacrifice their lives so Saudi oil can find its way into world markets without the threat of being stymied by the country’s arch-rival, Iran. Meanwhile, 150 oil and gas tankers are anchored in the Arabian Sea because the Straight of Hormuz has been slammed shut by all the missiles and drones and warships that are hanging around the Gulf. Oil hit $80 a barrel today, and is expected to open tomorrow at $100, so fill up your tanks. This war is like Trump’s Greatest Tariff. It’s going to cost every single one of us higher prices for everything because it will affect world trade across the board.

The Washington Post reported yesterday that “Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman made multiple private phone calls to Trump over the past month advocating a U.S. attack.” Netanyahu was also on the phone with Trump telling him now was the “time to strike,” according to the Post. But isn’t that interesting that Saudi Arabia would be so hawkish on attacking Iran, especially at the same time the Saudis were all “we want a diplomatic solution” publicly.

That sounds terribly familiar, doesn’t it? The U.S. position on Iran has been exactly the same since we and the Israelis hit Iran’s nuclear sites last year. Trump has had his boys Witkoff and Kushner flying to Switzerland so often, they probably have to put in for new diplomatic passports because theirs have so many stamps.

But then, this is Donald Trump’s New World Order. You “negotiate” with one hand, while with the other you move your warships and bombers and jet fighters and other military forces into position to attack the guys you’re negotiating with. You do the same thing with tariffs: You “negotiate” trade deals with one hand and every time you get a hair up your ass or get pissed off because a country like Denmark won’t give you Greenland, you impose a slew of tariffs new tariffs. How do you think that strategy is seen by the rest of the world? Do you think there is a single country on this planet, just one, that would listen to an alleged diplomat from the U.S. who presents them with a “deal” of any kind? Look at what Trump just did to the U.S.-Mexico-Canada Agreement (USMCA), the “deal” he made during his first term after he threw out NAFTA. He is blowing it up and calling it “irrelevant” as he imposes a new tariff a week on Mexico and Canada because…uh, fentanyl or disrespect or the new bridge or something anyway.

In his mind, Trump is stuck somewhere back on the set of “The Apprentice” when he was the host of a reality television show and he was the one who got to make all the decisions and fire anyone he wanted. He says it practically every chance he gets: I can do anything I want. On Friday, just before he launched the attack on Iran, Trump was in Texas giving a speech and speculating, once again, that he should seek a third term in office. “Maybe we do one more term. Should we do one more term? We would actually be entitled to it,” Trump told his adoring audience. He was wearing one of his “Gulf of America” hats, because he can do anything he wants. He can rename bodies of water, and when the Associated Press refuses to use his new name in their reports, he bans them from the White House. It’s like he told the AP, “You’re fired!”

This is the flaming insanity comet we have for a president. He manages the biggest war we’re in since 2003 from what Joyce Vance cleverly called a “blanket fort” at the end of his ballroom at Mar a Lago. He hires rank amateurs to run the damn FBI like Kash Patel, who proceeds to take government jets to fly around the country every time his girlfriend is invited to sing the National Anthem at a professional wrestling show. He puts his name on every other building in Washington D.C. and hangs his photograph around town like the damn place is Pyongyang. He threatens to use his brand spanking new secret police force, ICE, to intimidate voters at polling places next November because he’s reading the polls and seeing his numbers crashing. You have to wonder what he’s going to do when he sees his latest sub-basement number from Reuters, which polled his attack on Iran and found that a great big 27 percent of Americans support it. That number is verging on blowing up his heretofore rock-solid MAGA support, the 25 percent of his voters who wouldn’t walk away if he shot somebody in the middle of Fifth Avenue, in his truly frightening phrase from 2016.

Well, now he’s bombing and killing little girls in Iran, and partying at Mar a Lago wearing a gold tie while he’s doing it. We’ve been wondering if there could be a new low that is even lower than the older low that Trump could reach, and ladies and gentlemen, we have our answer. Invite the vape king of Florida over to your gold plated mansion to hang out with your chief Iran negotiator, and while they’re posing for photographs, drop a shitload of bombs on innocent civilians half a world away, and then tell them, as he told The Atlantic today, “They want to talk, and I have agreed to talk, so I will be talking to them.”

As soon as I kill a few more of your schoolgirls, that is.

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The only difference between the way George W. Bush got us into the war with Iraq and Donald Trump got us into the war with Iran…hell, there isn’t any difference. There was a huge build up of U.S. forces all around the Middle East with aircraft carriers and warships and jet bombers and refueling aircraft and resupply ships and cargo jets, all of this while “talks” were going on to “avoid” war if only the dictators would kowtow to American demands that they cease their production of missiles and weapons of mass destruction…

And then, BOOM. The bombs fell and we’re at war with yet another country located 7,000 miles and an ocean and a couple of seas from the nearest American civilians, who according to what Bush told us and Trump says today, are in “imminent danger” from these aggressive terrorist regimes.

They called it “shock and awe” when we attacked Iraq. This time they’re calling it “epic fury.” Boy, do they have some genius military writers in the Pentagon, huh? It’s like fuzzy-faced teenage boys sending each other exciting text messages as they play “Call of Duty” on their X-boxes, isn’t it? I mean, fucking come on! Trump was somewhere last night standing in front of a blue fabric backdrop and a couple of American flags wearing one of his childish USA hats mumbling in that sing-song voice he uses when he’s reading a teleprompter, and thousands of miles away, we learned this morning, 48 or 60 or 85 young girls, the number keeps going up, died when a bomb hit a girl’s school in Minab, an Iranian town near the Straight of Hormuz.

Steel yourself. This bloody disaster is being stage-managed by Trump and his pal, Bibi Netanyahu, whose bombs – every one American made – killed 68,000 Palestinians in Gaza, nearly every one of them civilian. I couldn’t find a count for the number of bombs that fell on Gaza between October of 2023 and the ceasefire in 2025, but most accounts put the total tonnage at more than 100,000. At one point early in its assault on Gaza, Israel bragged that it was dropping more than 1,200 bombs each day. Multiple accounts of the Gaza bombing say it exceeded the tonnage dropped during World War II on Dresden, Hamburg and the London Blitz combined. Most of the bombs dropped on Gaza were American made 2,000-pound Mark 84’s, shown below in one of the American factories where they are manufactured:

It is highly likely that these are the weapons raining out of the sky on targets all over Iran, shown here in a map from The Guardian:

Look at that. They’re dropping bombs all over that country.

But compare the Gaza Strip and Iran, and you get some idea of what a GIGANTIC clusterfuck is going to ensue from Trump’s boneheaded, macho, know-nothing, forget-the-Epstein-files-for-a-minute multi-billion-dollar military adventure. Gaza is 141 square miles, about 25 miles long and 7 miles wide at its widest point, and had a population of about 2 million before Israel started bombing it into non-existence. Iran is 636,400 square miles, about 1,400 miles diagonally from the northwest to the southeast and has a population of 93 million. Uhhh, that’s 91 million more people than there are, or were, in Gaza.

In two years, Israel basically leveled Gaza, destroying nearly 85 percent of its structures. It would probably take the United States and Israel until the end of this century to do that kind of damage to Iran, and both countries would bankrupt themselves in the process.

Here is a simple military truth: No war has ever been won by bombing alone. We dropped more than 30,000 bombs on Iraq during the invasion in 2003, and kept dropping bombs until the end of “military hostilities” in 2011, and where did that get us? Are we out of Iraq today? It’s 22 years later, and the answer is no. Do we know when we’ll finally pull our military forces out of Iraq? Is anyone in this country happy that we invaded Iraq in the first place? I heard there was a gas station owner in Idaho who claimed to be happy that we invaded Iraq, but I think he died, so the answer is once again, no.

Do you think Donald Trump has one fucking clue what he thinks he’s going to accomplish with his stupid bombing campaign against the world’s 17^th most populous country? Well, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Trump decided to start bombing Iran the week that the biggest story about him and the Epstein files dropped, revealing that his Department of Justice has been hiding three FBI interviews with a woman in 2019 who claimed that Trump raped her when she was 13 years old. 13 years old. Think of it. She sued the Epstein estate because Epstein raped her, too, before he turned her over to Trump, and she settled for an unknown sum of money. But she’s still out there. She didn’t commit suicide. She has a story to tell, should anyone want to find her and listen to it.

Trump claimed that he obliterated Iran’s nuclear weapons program before he unobliterated it and declared that the United States is once again in danger of Iran developing a nuclear weapon and the kind of advance missile it would take to deliver such a bomb to our shores.

We don’t know why Trump decided to bomb Iran. Only two days ago, his son-in-law and real estate buddy were in Geneva talking to a representative of the Iranian government. It was announced that they were closer than they had ever been to reaching an agreement with Iran and that talks would continue next week or the week after. What is Trump going to tell us about Kushner and Witkoff now? That they’re the two biggest putzes on the planet for believing anything their Iranian fellow negotiator ever said to them?

Trump doesn’t give a shit. Neither do Kushner and Witkoff. It was all smoke and mirrors while Pete “I’m gonna depth-charge my brewski” Hegseth came up with his clever name for the attack on Iran and staged all his “assets” around the Middle East so he was ready to pull the trigger and send those bombers and cruise missiles skyward to hit the Ayatollah’s compound outside Tehran and the girls’ school down there by the Straight of Hormuz.

I hate the word performative, and I mean I really hate it, but it applies here. We haven’t gone to war with Iran. We’re bombing it. There is a big, huge, stupendous difference between dropping bombs and waging war. What Donald Trump is doing in Iran is showing off. He’s got a great big military that he brags he’s spending a trillion dollars on this year, and by God, he’s going to do something with it.

What good is a trillion-dollar distraction if you’re not going to use it, anyway? The bombs and blood and gore and death and destruction are beside the point if the name Jeffrey Epstein doesn’t appear in the news alongside the words “rape” and “13-year-old” and “Trump” for a while.

Donald Trump isn’t afraid of Iran having a nuclear weapon. He’s afraid of an even bigger bombshell that might drop right on his cotton candy noggin.

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The regime launched an illegal, unjustified, and unprovoked war on Iran on Saturday morning, February 28, 2026.

When I say “unjustified,” I mean that literally. There is no official justification. The regime hasn’t even bothered to invent a cover story. They waved their hands about nukes or something, but this past June, they said Iran’s nuclear facilities were completely annihilated. They have yet to admit this wasn’t true, so how can we be attacking Iran over nukes?

So we attacked on Saturday.

By Monday or Tuesday, the entire right-wing media will be in full, screaming “toxic patriotism” mode. That’s my name for the whole “You’re with us or against us!” schtick they pull.

The propagandists of the regime, backed by their multi-billion-dollar media machine, will declare all dissent “TREASON!” at the top of their lungs. “We’re at war! Anyone questioning the president is a terrorist-lover! Why do you hate America?!”

We saw this after 9/11, and it lasted for years.

The regime will probably wait a few weeks, assuming Iran doesn’t immediately capitulate, and then roll out its executive order seizing control of elections. They’ve been telegraphing this move for a while now. The theory is that in order to protect our elections from “foreign threats” like China or Iran, the federal government has to take total control of them. But probably only in blue states.

This is the majority of the reason we’re going to war. The rest of it has to do with Trump’s collapsing support, his failing regime, and the billions in bribes he’s been taking from Middle Eastern allies who would really like to see Iran go away.

Bombing Iran checks off a lot of boxes all at the same time.

Here’s the thing, though: This is not going to work.

Oh, Trump may in fact succeed in collapsing the Iranian regime and causing long-term chaos in the region. The United States military has all the firepower it needs to level half of Iran and leave a humanitarian disaster that will haunt us for decades. The other Gulf states, including Israel, will be happy today but probably come to regret this down the road.

But the rest? Browbeating us into bending the knee to a “wartime president?” Boosting Trump’s popularity? Making us forget about the failing economy, the Epstein files, and ICE Nazis in our cities? Scaring us into giving up control of our elections?

Ain’t none of that shit gonna happen. None. Of. It.

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People will rally around the flag when we are attacked. They’re not going to rally around the flag when we launch an unwanted and unnecessary war. Particularly one the regime is too fucking lazy to come up with a story to justify. Most of MAGAland will kneel in obedience as they always do, but a not-small number of the right is going to be awfully pissed off we’re going to war when Trump promised, explicitly promised, no more wars.

MAGAland is going to be even MORE pissed off that we appear to be going to war on behalf of Israel. Is it more complicated than that? Sure. Is Trump also working on behalf of Saudi Arabia and Qatar and others? Absolutely. Are they attacking Iran alongside us? No. Israel is so that’s going to be the narrative. I look forward to yet another spike in antisemitism from both the right and the left. Fun times.

So, no, the country will not suddenly cheer for Donald the Conquering Warrior. No blood for oil signs will be everywhere because, sooner or later, Trump is going to start talking about how Iran needs to pay us in oil. He won’t be able to stop himself. He’s a cheap mobster, and that’s all he knows.

As for the Big Plan to use the war to seize control of our elections? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Good fucking luck with that.

We’ve held elections without the federal government interfering through the Civil War, WWI, WWII, Vietnam, Korea, Iraq and Afghanistan, the Cold War, two different pandemics, riots, economic crashes, etc. etc.

No court, not even this Supreme Court with its infinitely corrupt Republican Justices, will rubber-stamp the regime taking over state elections. Red state governors and Attorneys General have already categorically said, “Fuck you” to this plan.

The regime will not be able to do this through an executive order and they definitely will not be able to do it through force. Stephen Miller’s Gestapo simply is not large enough to cover the entire country, and if they show up to steal ballots after the election, they’re going to be met with massive crowds of extremely hostile Americans willing to fight to defend their democracy against fascists.

I keep making this point and I will continue making it: A stolen election must seem legitimate. The more overt the regime is, the less power it will have to steal a lollipop from a baby, much less an election.

So, no, the regime will not be using this war to steal the midterms, either. I’m sure they THINK they will. I’m sure they THINK they’ll be able to bludgeon public opposition into silence. But they thought they had us crushed beneath their jackboots a year ago. That sugar high lasted less than three months before the resistance organized, and it’s all been downhill for the regime since.

Everything that’s followed, including this stupid, illegal war, has been a desperate scream by evil people frantically trying to avoid what is coming for them: Accountability. Consequences. Prison. Executions for crimes against humanity. The final judgment of history as the worst monsters America has ever produced.

I don’t feel particularly bad for the regime of Iran, but the people do not deserve what is going to happen to them. The only consolation I can offer is that everyone responsible will spend the rest of their lives in prison or swing from the gallows.

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There is nothing that Hollywood likes better than making a meal out of amateur lunch meat, and that’s what happened today when Paramount/Skydance bought Warner Brothers Discovery for a reported $110 billion. It’s being called the deal of the century. It may be, in sheer dollar terms, but it breaks about a hundred of Hollywood’s rules that have been time-tested in the more than hundred-year history of the place.

The first rule in Hollywood is never put up your own money. The deal was apparently closed last night when David Ellison, son of Larry Ellison, multi-zillionaire founder and executive chairman of Oracle, called David Zaslav of Warners Discovery and told him papers were on their way over to him with an offer of $31 per share for the company, and Daddy Ellison was backstopping the deal personally, guaranteeing the debt incurred by Paramount in the deal with his own fortune.

You could practically hear the steaks sizzling at Warners Discovery as Zaslav hung up the phone. He got everything he wanted for Warners Discovery, plus.

Not only did the Ellisons guarantee the deal personally, they agreed to pay Warners shareholders $7 billion if regulators nix the deal; they signed on to pay the $2.8 billion “breakup fee” to Netflix that Warners Discovery would otherwise have owed Netflix, and they threw in a $.25 cents a share payoff for stockholders for every month it takes to close the deal.

There were other sweeteners in the deal worth even more billions. Suffice to say, Paramount/Skydance, or should I say the Ellisons, paid a bloody fortune for a company whose stock was as low at $7 a share not too long ago.

Hollywood has seen other outsiders come in and buy studios and try to make movies before. Sony, the Japanese electronics firm, bought Columbia Pictures in 1989. Comcast, a telecom/cable company, bought NBC/Universal from General Electric in 2011. Amazon bought MGM Studio for $8.5 billion in 2022.

Hollywood, that is the people who live there and make movies and television, love it when outsiders take over studios and start trying to do what Hollywood people know how to do and have been doing for decades. After initial cuts and reshuffling of jobs, the newbies start throwing money around like Trump throwing rolls of paper towels in Puerto Rico. The key theory is, everybody is for sale in Hollywood, so the way to get people on your team is to throw money at them.

Every time there’s a merger, people in Hollywood get rich. Even the heads of studios and other executives who get laid off when studios change hands make out like bandits, because at the top levels of Hollywood, nobody is ever really fired. When studio chieftains are let go or otherwise lose their jobs, they’re given so-called “production deals” that include offices on the studio lots and budgets of millions to hire staffs and start looking for creative properties that the studio agrees to buy for them in their severance deals.

Outsiders like the Ellisons think that because they’re tech geniuses and know everything there is to know about chips and computer networks, making deals and making money in Hollywood will be a piece of cake.

The secret, hidden, only-whispered truth in Hollywood is that it’s harder than it looks. And that goes for every level. Writers who have had successful careers as novelists…uh, let’s say me…move to Hollywood to get in the screenplay business because the money is good and it looks easy. A novel is 600, 800 pages, a screenplay is 120. How hard could it be?

Hard. Very, very hard.

The same goes at every level and for every job in making movies and TV shows. The famous screenwriter William Goldman’s equally famous rule about the movie business was “nobody knows anything.” What he meant was, nobody knows what makes a movie or a TV show “good,” what the magic is that will turn a screenplay into a blockbuster at the box office or the Nielsen ratings. “Seinfeld” is a famous example. When it first aired, practically nobody was watching. But the network and the studio took a chance that the show would build, and it turned into one of the most successful enterprises in the history of Hollywood. But nobody knew that would happen when it was a screenplay being passed from hand to hand.

From the outside, Hollywood looks like a slot machine. You keep putting in quarters and pulling the handle and suddenly, there is a cascade of coins, and you’ve hit it rich! Plus, there is the Hollywood glamor – you get to hang out with famous actors, you get to go on the set and watch the magic happen…

Nobody tells the people who come in from the outside that making movies is like watching paint dry. Endless standing around, endless waiting, endless adjustments of everything from camera angles to rain machines, and then finally a couple of actors walk in, they turn on the lights and they say two lines, and everybody goes back to twiddling their thumbs again.

Well, at least Ellison The Younger has made a few movies with Tom Cruise, so maybe he’s over the stars-in-his-eyes stage. The fact that he moved quickly from buying Paramount to buying Warners Discovery seems to indicate that he has already learned that the other thing hotshots do in Hollywood is make big deals, and he’s made himself a whopper of a deal now.

But now comes the dirty work of making movies and TV shows and managing streaming networks like HBO. And then there is CNN, the television news network that is part of Warners Discovery that has now landed in the lap of two of Donald Trump’s biggest tech-boy fans. Ellison The Younger was at Trump’s big and ver-r-ry long State of the Union speech on Tuesday night, and Ellison the Elder has contributed tens of millions to Republican superpacs that have backed Donald Trump’s political career, and he played a key role in Trump’s…what can we call it…transfer of majority ownership of TikTok to American control, chiefly to Trump lovers like Ellison himself.

Ellison the Elder just announced today that he will move his primary residence from Hawaii to Palm Beach, where he has paid $173 million for an estate just a couple of blocks from, you guessed it, Mar a Lago, the Trump hotel/residence/club/crime headquarters. That’s how chummy they are.

Trump has been on what amounts to a campaign to get oligarchs friendly to him to control media empires and news outlets of every sort, from Bezos’ running of the vaunted and now-vanquished Washington Post, to Ellison The Younger’s recent purchase of Paramount that included CBS News, to both Ellisons’ take-over of Warners Discovery that will include CNN, to the Sinclair family’s network of local television stations that run conservative local news shows, to Rupert Murdoch and his ownership of Fox News, the Holy Grail of Trumpian round-the-clock lie-production and fascism-spread.

But once again, the outsiders are learning that running media empires ain’t as easy as it looks, either. Jeff Bezos, another billionaire who thinks he’s a genius and everything he touches turns to gold, is currently running the Washington Post right into the ground, laying off half its news staff, ending its book review section, slashing its foreign bureaus, cutting costs everyplace he can find because he thinks profits come from moving money around, not producing news that people want to read. Before Bezos got started on his latest round of cuts, dozens of the Post’s best reporters and writers took buyouts or just resigned and went elsewhere. He stopped cutting fat long ago, moved on to cutting meat, and now he’s removing organs from the carcass that was the Washington Post.

Ellison the Younger thought he could do something similar with CBS News, the storied House of Murrow and Cronkite. He installed Bari Weiss as executive in charge of news at CBS, and she proceeded to fire or cause the resignation of dozens of people who had turned CBS News and shows like 60 Minutes into massive successes. Predictably, ratings have crashed, she’s lost news stars like Anderson Cooper, and CBS news seems to want to be in competition for the same red-hats who already have Fox News on in their living rooms, garages, diners, and offices.

It’s not working. It’s rumored that Ellison The Younger will give CNN to Bari to work her magic on. That means they’ll be closing foreign bureaus, because hey, who wants to watch news about all those foreigners we’re keeping out of our country. She’ll start laying off people, those who decide not to resign in advance of layoffs, and it’s pretty much a sure thing that Anderson Cooper won’t be sticking around, among others, I would assume. There will be the same kind of talent-stampede there has been at the Washington Post and CBS.

Conservatives have a thing about talent. They don’t like it. Talent gets in the way of stuff like “messaging” and “lying” and “loyalty” and “hero worship” of bottom feeding hogs like Donald Trump. Look what happened today: the rock ‘n roll band Radiohead demanded that Kristi Noem stop using their hit song “Let Down” in the ICE social media accounts boosting hiring of thugs to put on the streets to gas, beat, and kill people. Take note, please: ICE wasn’t using a Kid Rock song, or a Ted Nugent song. They used Radiohead because…talent. When you haven’t got it on your side, steal it. That’s the Trump way, that’s the Kristi Noem way, that’s the way of fascists across the board.

So, what happened today in Hollywood, and what happened with CBS, and what will happen with CNN is the consolidation of Donald Trump’s attempt to control the media like his pal Vladimir Putin has done in Russia. But the Ellisons and Bari and Bezos and Trump and the rest of them are going to find that ownership of media doesn’t mean people are going to pay attention. The Washington Post has lost hundreds of thousands of subscribers. CBS News ratings numbers are reaching new lows. If you want to make money in the United States, you have to get in the Capitalism sandbox and start competing for eyeballs and wallets.

Putin doesn’t have to do that. He started his media takeover by getting oligarch friends to buy up newspapers and TV networks. Then he starting making competing media outlets illegal. Then he just nationalized the whole thing, so media is basically run by the state in Russia. The Ellisons and Bezos’ and Baris of Russia don’t have to make money for their companies, because they’re backed up by the government.

As much as Donald Trump would like the own the media and put his name on it, like he’s doing all over Washington D.C., the U.S. government isn’t going to own television networks and newspapers. The ones that are friendly to Trump will have to compete with all the other media outlets for eyeballs and wallets. And while all this consolidation is going on with the Big Boy Billionaires, independent outlets like Substack and YouTube channels are exploding all over the place. People are getting their news and entertainment on their phones as much if not more than they get both from television or newspapers and magazines.

The ground is shifting under the feet of the billionaires. They don’t know any better than anyone else what makes people want to watch a movie or a TV show or pick up a newspaper and read it. AI isn’t going to help them, because AI is fucking boring. All it does is regurgitate what it’s been fed by its “learning” algorithms. People don’t want to be regurgitated to. They want to read and watch and listen to something new that comes from someone talented.

I just can’t wait for Paramount and Warner Brothers under the ownership of Ellison the Younger and Elder to start generating right-wing red hat crap to force feed to the masses. You’ll be able to ski down the graphs of their companies’ profits and ratings. It’s harder than it looks.

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This is a story about how difficult it is to maintain a coverup and what happens when it begins to unravel. The coverup of Trump’s appearances in the Epstein files and what he is accused of by victims is the most important coverup of them all, and it is beginning to come apart at the seams.

As you may have already read, Representative Robert Garcia, the ranking Democrat on the House Oversight Committee, learned of some missing victim interview files and visited the secure room in the DOJ where the unredacted Epstein files can be viewed by members of Congress. There he found FBI evidence logs for documents that were provided to attorneys for Ghislaine Maxwell prior to her 2021 trial on charges of sex trafficking. The logs listed interviews with 325 witnesses involved in the Maxwell investigation and trial, but Garcia found that 90 of the interviews were missing.

The missing files are FBI “302” documents, which are produced each time an agent interviews a possible witness in an investigation. Maxwell’s lawyers apparently considered calling several dozen witnesses at her trial but ended up calling only a few of those in the logs of FBI “302” interviews.

There are references in the FBI interview logs to four interviews with a victim who called the FBI after Epstein was arrested in 2019. There are also references to three other “interview notes” with her, according to a report by CNN that was published yesterday. Only one of the four interviews with the victim is in the Epstein files. The other interviews with the witness, along with the “interview notes” are missing. A report on NPR, referenced by CNN, said that NPR had analyzed the serial numbers in the logs of FBI interviews and found 53 pages of “interview documents and notes missing from the public Epstein database.”

The woman who called the FBI in 2019 described meeting Epstein in 1983 in South Carolina when Epstein responded to an ad she had placed soliciting jobs as a babysitter. She was 13 years old at the time. In the interview found in the Epstein files, she described being raped by Epstein in South Carolina and then being flown to New York by Epstein, where she was abused and raped by several “prominent men.” She describes being forced by one man to perform fellatio on him, and when she hesitated, he hit her upside the head. She provided the FBI with a photograph of Epstein with Trump and asked if the photo could be “cropped” to hide the identities of other individuals – there was only one, Trump – because she was afraid of “retaliation.” The FBI interview notes that the photo was a “widely distributed” photo of Epstein and Trump.

NPR reports that the details in the FBI interview files “line up” with information in a victim lawsuit filed after the 2019 interview. The woman ended up withdrawing her lawsuit against the Epstein estate and was not part of the victim settlement by the estate, but she settled privately with the estate later.

There are other references in the FBI logs to another set of interviews with a second witness who described being taken by Epstein to Mar a Lago and being introduced to Trump. Epstein reportedly said, “This is a good one, huh?” to Trump as he introduced her. She was 13 years old at the time. The interviews, included in the “302’s” provided to Maxwell’s defense lawyers, detail abuse by both Epstein and Maxwell when the victim was 13.

NPR reports that this interview with the victim was deleted from the Epstein files after their initial release on January 30 and then returned to the files on February 19. Several interviews with other witnesses mention this 13-year-old victim. One “302” FBI interview with a mention of Trump by the victim was removed from the Epstein files database and then returned last week.

Elsewhere in the Epstein files is a note written way back in July when the FBI had moved 1,000 agents to Washington D.C. to scour the Epstein files. The FBI agent wrote that Trump’s name appeared in the files of FBI interviews for the Maxwell case in an interview with a victim who claimed that Trump had also abused her, but she “ultimately refused to cooperate” with the FBI investigation. This note appears to line up with the first 13-year-old victim, three of whose interviews are listed in the FBI logs but are missing from the Epstein files themselves. This was the victim who reached a settlement with the Epstein estate separate from the victims’ fund settlement. Many such settlements include non-disclosure agreements that may explain her later refusal to cooperate with the investigation after her initial interviews with the FBI in 2019.

And so the unraveling begins, and so the unraveling continues. There are FBI interviews with victims from the original federal investigation of Epstein that was begun in 2006 and ended when federal prosecutors signed a non-prosecution agreement with Epstein at the time of his conviction on state charges in 2008. There are interviews with victims, many interviews in fact, from the prosecution of Ghislaine Maxwell in 2021. There are more FBI interviews with victims who came forward after Epstein was arrested in 2019.

All these interviews exist on “302” interview forms that were logged at the time they were conducted. When Pam Bondi ordered a thousand FBI agents to Washington D.C. last year to go through the FBI files, the “302’s” are among the files they went through. Apparently what happened is that they were instructed to flag those that mentioned Donald Trump. Some of those “302’s” were deleted or otherwise not included in what we now know as the Epstein files, but the mentions of them in the FBI’s logging system were not deleted.

Now the DOJ is scrambling to re-insert some, but not all, of the “302” interviews back into the Epstein files, but they are still withholding the interviews with victims that mention Trump.

For the FBI agents that were tasked with going through the gigantic Epstein files, the whole thing became a confusing mess in which they couldn’t keep straight what they had deleted or why the deletions had occurred. They apparently missed references to Trump that were hidden in interviews with one victim who spoke of other victims who had been introduced to Trump by Epstein. It would be like going to a big party and then later trying to remember not only who was there, but who talked to who, and what they talked about.

This is the problem with coverups. It happened during Watergate, when employees of the White House and Nixon’s reelection committee were so numerous that they couldn’t all get together and strategize a way to keep their stories straight, so information began to leak out piecemeal. But when it was put together, the information began to point to specific crimes by specific individuals.

That’s what is happening now. Victims who did not know each other, were abused at different times by Epstein and Maxwell and “prominent men,” and they grew up and left their teenage years, so they were replaced by new teenage victims, who also didn’t know each other, who were abused and raped by Epstein and the same or different “prominent men.”

When the FBI got involved in 2006, and then again in 2019 with the Epstein investigation, and again in the investigation of Maxwell in 2021, it became almost impossible to keep straight which victim had been interviewed when and whom they had implicated. Rudimentary efforts were probably made to cross-reference the interviews during and between the various investigations – that is probably what the logs are – but there were so many underage victims over so much time involving so many alleged abusers that the whole thing became a wilderness of mirrors.

Donald Trump’s problem is that his reflection appears in too many mirrors. This is a very, very big development. Watch this space.

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As if the US public health system wasn't fucked enough when RFK Jr. was somehow, inexplicably, I-fucking-hate-this-timeline confirmed as secretary of Health and Human Services, Donald Fucking  (I think that's what the J stands for) Trump nominated someone for the position of Surgeon General who has never treated a patient in an unsupervised setting.

Let that sink in for just a second.

Let it sink in for a few more seconds. Feel free to scream if you like, because there's more.

If you don't know what or whom I talking about, Trump nominated grifter/supplement salesperson Casey Means, MD (yes, she has an MD...I'll get back to that) as US Surgeon General. In the land of "Let's Nominate Wholly Unqualified People for Very Important Posts", this may be the second most egregious selection (after Bobby Fucking Kennedy, of course).

Let's first talk about who the Surgeon General is supposed to be: the nation's doctor. The spokesperson on all things public health. The main advisor to the head of HHS on matters of public health and scientific issues. And the head of the US Public Health Service Commissioned Corps, which consists of 6500 health professionals who are to be dispatched immediately to any public health emergency. Every US Surgeon General has been a qualified physician with vast experience taking care of patients, and almost all have public health experience and qualifications (C. Everett Koop is a notable exception, though he became one of the more influential public health figures in the role).

And now let’s talk about qualifications. Not vibes. Not branding. Not podcast lighting. Qualifications.

Dr. Means graduated from Stanford University School of Medicine and received her MD degree. That makes her a doctor, but it does not make her qualified to see patients. You see, after medical school, doctors in the US must complete a residency in their selected specialty, which can take 3 to 8 (or more) years. Means started an ENT residency...and then dropped out a few months before completing it. She claims that she dropped out because that just wasn't her path. She supposedly saw the evils of Big Bad Medicine and decided that wasn't for her, she'd much rather become a wellness influencer and supplement saleswoman. Now, for non-medical readers: residency is not decorative. It is not an optional side quest. It is the part where you learn to independently diagnose and treat diseases, manage complications, and not harm people. It is where you go from “has a degree” to “is a physician in practice.”

Now if you're shaking your head wondering if your eyes are messed up, nope, you read that right. The nominee for Surgeon General never completed a residency, never saw patients outside her residency, has never been board certified, and doesn't even have an active medical licence to practice medicine. The person who is supposed to be the pinnacle of public health can't even write a prescription.

FUCKING WHAT NOW?

After leaving residency, Means moved into functional medicine (which is nothing more than a buzz term and is meaningless outside "wellness" circles), metabolic health advocacy, tech entrepreneurship, and wellness media. And supplement sales. She co-founded a health tech company. She built a significant online presence. She became a voice in the “chronic disease is a systems problem” space.

That’s not illegal. It’s not even inherently wrong. Yes, the healthcare system in the US is a disaster compared to many other countries around the world. They spend more there for worse outcomes, and it needs a complete overhaul.

But none of her "experience" qualifies her in any fucking way for Surgeon General, who traditionally has extensive clinical experience, public health leadership roles, or both. They’ve run departments. Led agencies. Managed crises.

Casey Means has done exactly ZERO of those things.

OK, BUT HAS SHE SAID ANYTHING BAD?

Well, I'll just start by saying that though Dr. Means has not successfully completed a residency, she has successfully learned how to say yes while actually saying no. That is to say, her answers were much more political and much less scientific.

At her confirmation hearing a few days ago, Means stated she believes vaccines save lives. Good. Excellent. Bare minimum baseline achieved.

Then came the autism question — because it of course always comes, and rightfully so.

She acknowledged that evidence does not show vaccines cause autism. Also good. But then she added that “science is never settled.”

Because of course she did.

Now philosophically, sure. Science evolves. Data refines. But when you’re auditioning for the role of national public health communicator in an era of vaccine hesitancy and the largest goddamned measles outbreak (and first measles deaths) in decades, this is not the time to sound like you’re moderating a school debate club.

The Surgeon General’s job is clarity. Not epistemological nuance.

When she was pressed on whether she would recommend routine childhood vaccines, she didn't say 'yes'. She repeatedly emphasised the importance of individualized decision-making over strong population-level messaging. Instead of just emphatically saying "YES", she wavered, equivocated, and stuck to her "BUT BUT BUT INFORMED CONSENT" bullshit, which is just thinly-veiled antivax rhetoric.

OK, WAS THERE ANTHING ELSE?

Of course there was, because grifters gonna grift. Senators also revisited her past public statements criticizing hormonal birth control, including language characterising risks in stark terms such as: