If you’ve been following the news AT ALL these past several months, you should be aware that the Democratic Socialists of America are the new Most Dangerous And Evil Threat To Ever Exist.™
They’re the new Antifa. The new Muslim sleeper cells. The new immigrant caravan. The new CRT and DEI and groomers all rolled into one.
They’re…SOCIALISTS! It’s right there in the name! And everyone knows that socialism is the same thing as communism! And communism means Transgender surgery for everyone! And abortion up to six months after a baby is born! And men enslaved by women! Cats and dogs living together and then being eaten by Those People! Or…something. It’s not really clear what the right thinks socialism actually is, but they’re scared of it, goshdarnit!
Out in Los Angeles, the local DSA chapter decided to lean into this mass hysteria and have some fun at the expense of the pearl-clutching MAGA nitwits. They cut what has to be one of the most brilliant ads I’ve ever seen for Angela Gonzales-Torres, the DSA candidate running for California’s 34th congressional district. The ad features comedian Anna Garcia and, well, you just have to see it for yourself. Take special note of the books on the bookshelf (and the book our hapless victim is reading in bed). Chef’s kiss for attention to detail. 😆😆😆
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Gonzales-Torres is, unfortunately, not running against a Republican in California. They have what is known as a “jungle primary,” meaning the top two vote-getters square off, even if they’re from the same party. That means Gonzales-Torres is running against incumbent Jimmy Gomez. It’s a tight race, with AGT (I can’t keep typing that out, sorry 😉) ahead by about three points as of this writing. So…good luck? Whoever wins, it won’t be a Republican, so it’s a net positive for California.
Aside from being entertaining, what really grabbed my attention about this ad is how spot-on it is. The fearmongering by the right and the legacy press has been impressive. And by “impressive” I mean “completely over-the-top batshit insane.” Seriously, look at this shit from Newsweek:
This is not a rational reaction to people asking for affordable housing and healthcare. School breakfast and lunches so kids don’t go hungry. A living wage in the richest nation in the world. Safe food and water and medicine. Taxing billionaires. Let me know when I get to the radical extreme stuff here.
Literally nothing I’ve listed is outside of the mainstream. Even a majority of Republicans support this stuff if you present it in any way that doesn’t connect it to Democrats. Republicans love the Affordable Care Act. They HATE HATE HATE Obamacare.1
I am not exaggerating in the slightest when I say the right has been trying to fearmonger on wild, crazy, extreme positions like, “people shouldn’t be homeless.” There is a thing among the more warped Republicans where they talk about how empathy is a sickness to be eliminated. So much for the party of Jesus, right?
Let me drive this point home. This is an actual graphic they showed and insisted the agenda on display was pure lunacy:
My god…the horror…the horror! What would people do if solar power lowered their energy bill? What would they do if the rich paid the same tax rates they paid in the 1950s? How will America survive if we worked eight hours less every week but were still paid the same salary by companies posting record profits every year?! It would be the end of life as we know it!
Which, of course, is the point AND the problem.
It would end life as we know it. A life where a single accident or illness can leave you bankrupt and homeless. Where the rich accumulate an ever-increasing amount of our wealth while telling us we have to work longer hours to feed their endless greed. Where our utilities get more expensive by the month so Silicon Valley can power the data centers they promise will either take our jobs or simply end all human life.
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All of these are policy choices, and no one has to live like this. We can choose not to. It would be very easy to change it all, and that is what terrifies Republicans and their billionaire masters and their media puppets more than anything else. It’s why they went to war against Zohran Mamdani, a Democratic Socialist who made simple but far-reaching changes in NYC that have vastly improved lives for millions of average New Yorkers. Why they burned Joe Biden to the ground after his economic policies pulled us out of the Covid recession and built the strongest economy in the world, expanded unions, and threatened to return power to the workers.
It’s why they view Democratic Socialism with exactly the kind of mind-numbing fear the ad pokes fun at. Not because it will lead to COMMUNISM!!!,2 but because it can and will lead to the future Republicans are afraid of. A future where the rich are not special. Where white men have no special privileges. Not because they are oppressed, but because no one else is. No one is crushed under poverty or systemic racism or deprived of opportunity. A future where everyone can thrive regardless of what zip code they were born in. A future where even the least of us can be safe because life is not a zero-sum contest, requiring my success to come at the expense of yours.
Imagine seeing that kind of future and being so afraid of it that you would rather burn the entire country to ashes. That says a lot about who you are as a person, and all of it is bad. But for the rest of us? Sounds pretty fucking good.
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It should be noted that Republican voters are fucking imbeciles.
It won’t. We know Democratic Socialism does not lead to communism because most of Western Europe engages in various forms of it and has for decades. Not one of those countries is even within shouting distance of embracing communism as a form of government.







