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Trigger warning: This article contains deeply misogynistic posts by a piece of shit pedophile.
There are two kinds of pedophiles. I’ve talked about this before. There is the kind who suffers from a sickness they cannot control. They are compelled to do what they do because of mental illness or deep trauma (or both) and, frequently, loathe themselves. I honestly feel bad for them because what could be worse than knowing you’re sick and still not being able to stop yourself from feeling impulses you’re fully aware are vile?
But then there’s the other kind of pedophile. The kind that doesn’t see what they’re doing as wrong. In fact, they think they’re the hero of the story, battling against evil forces conspiring against them.
In reality, they’re degenerates who just want to fuck little girls.
Are they compelled by mental illness or deep trauma? No. They’re motivated by something far more banal: Misogyny.
Allow me to introduce you to one such creature: Robert. He’s very impressed with himself.
He’s a very popular blogger and author, you see. Are you impressed by his 17 million visitors?
By way of comparison, in the two years my newsletter has been in existence, my articles have been read about 4.3 million times. That sounds impressive, but I will be the first to point out that it is not. When my girls point at the number of subscribers I have and tell me I’m famous, I laugh and tell them I barely rank as “mini-famous” and I’ve had an article of mine pop up on the Rachel Maddow Show for 5 seconds of screen time.1
This is not to humble-brag (ok, a teeny tiny bit), but to establish a baseline for how…not impressive Robert is despite his clear belief he is VERY impressive. Beyond highbrow, indeed.
So…why am I picking on Robert? One of my readers pointed him out to me, and in light of the ongoing national conversation about whether or not 15-year-old girls are fuckable or “barely legal,”2 he seems like a perfect example of everything wrong with these twisted assholes. Robert will, of course, disagree. But he wants to fuck children. His opinion is invalid.
Robert, for his part, fancies himself a “progressive.” He hates Trump. He’s pro-democracy! He hates Israel (I’m sure that won’t end up being an issue).3 He’s anti-fascism!
He also hates women. Like, really, truly deeply hates women. And he wants to fuck little girls.
One cannot shake the feeling that these two things are linked. Hmmmmmm…
Let’s start off with a softball. Let’s take a look at how Robert, the progressive, talks about the underage girl Matt Gaetz paid to have sex with. It’s…a lot:
I really need to remind you that Robert fancies himself a progressive. He’s a “good guy.” But women? They’re thieving whores and they’re everywhere! Why Robert felt the need to call this girl a whore/slut 5 different times in a single post escapes me, but I’m sure it was for very high-brow reasons. Beyond high-brow, even!
But hey, this was a marginal case, right? She was 17…she lied about her age…you can go either way here.4 Let’s take a look at Robert’s deep thoughts about child molestation and feminism:
Have you ever noticed according to feminists, females never do anything? All actions they experience are things that happen to them, in many cases against their will, although they cheerfully went along at them at the time. We hear words like Stockholming and grooming but ultimately your life and decisions are your own fault and responsibility. You can’t go around yelling that people are brainwashing you all the time, but this is the feminist position.
Oh boo hoo! I was groomed! I was Stockholmed! It’s not my fault I got myself into so many bad situations.
Sigh. Poor women. Always crying. Boo hoo.
That’s an odd take. I’ve spoken to plenty of feminists and read plenty of stuff they’ve written over the last 15 years and I can’t say I’ve ever seen anything remotely like this. It reads exactly, and I do mean EXACTLY, like the right’s caricature of feminism.
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Here are more deep thoughts from a different article:
This very angry woman got molested at a very early age and is traumatized by it. But I think she enjoys wallowing in her trauma rather then getting better. I’ve noticed this with many women harmed from molestation. They seem to wear their trauma as some sort of a badge, and have no interest in getting better. This way they get to be victims and we know how much women love to be victims.
When one is dealing with a rampant misogynist who does not consider sexual assault to be “assault,” there are a few key tells to look for. They’re not subtle. One, women are always to blame. Two, men are the victims. Three, well, see if you can spot it:
Typically these women fly into wild rages if you tell them that many women were not harmed by getting molested or they liked it or they got over it with time.
“Were not harmed or they liked it or they got over it with time.”
Yeah…rapists and pedophiles will frequently justify their actions as not being harmful. After all, how can it be a crime if there is no victim? If no one was harmed? Hell, what is the slut-whore ENJOYED, huh?! Is it a crime if she liked it?! Well?! WELL?!
It gets worse:
I have met a lot of women and even a girl or two who got molested and told me that they liked it.
Narrator’s Voice: Robert did not, in fact, meet these women, and no girls ever told him they enjoyed being molested.
Somehow, this absolute piece of shit makes it EVEN WORSE. Same article. It’s like he just decided to go all in on “Is fondling children really that bad?!” with zero self-awareness:
Actually child molestation is not traumatizing when it happens. This is a myth. Trauma only occurs in 10% of the cases. The child mostly thinks it was weird and feels confused. This is because kids don’t know what sex is. And many of them regard it as so insignificant that they simply forget about it! That’s where all the recovered memories are coming from.
The trauma occurs later when they realize what happened and experience guilt and shame.
I’m not a psychologist but this seems like the definition of trauma. You don’t have to understand what is happening or why for the damage to occur. Later, when you are old enough to process the events, you can heal but the damage is there whether you are aware of it or not. I do believe Robert might be a fucking imbecile or suffering from motivated reasoning.
“If I can convince myself that molesting underage girls doesn’t leave any damage, then is it really a crime? If teen girls kind of enjoy being sexually assaulted, then why is that bad? It’s not! And if it is, they’re a theiving whore, anyway! They’re everywhere, you know.”
Here’s the chef’s kiss:
Many adult woman victims of child molestation feel terrible and guilty because they liked it. Hey, sex feels good and little girls have a responsive clitoris and can have orgasms, oddly enough. So they liked it? So what? Who cares? All this woman’s attitude is doing is making victims worse. Way to go idiots.
Got that? Little girls enjoy sex and feel bad about it later. The victim blaming is impressive in its self-justification. Exactly how MANY little girls has this creepy fuck molested?
“If women didn’t get upset about me fucking them as children, it wouldn’t be a crime!”
That’s quite the hot take for a guy who swears he isn’t a pedophile. Oh wait, yes he fucking is:
One feels like that last line about statutory rape laws is more to keep the FBI from searching his computer for the inevitable 500 gigs of CSAM than because he actually believes in it. It’s not like 15-year-old girls having sex with men is inherently harmful, right? It’s historical!
I promise you, if I spent another 15 minutes preusing this creep’s page, I would find multiple references to how it’s biological, too. “Nature intended women to procreate at puberty bla bla fucking bla.”
OK, so we’ve established that Robert is a dangerous misogynist who should not be allowed within one hundred yards of a school. How does a man who fancies himself a “progressive” end up sounding identical to an incel on Reddit?
It’s not that complicated. Somewhere along the line, Robert was rejected by one too many women. Or he found himself and his vaunted intellect pushed aside and ignored by the dreaded feminists. He was a popular blogger once, you know! He could have been like this since high school and people got tired of it. Who knows?
It doesn’t matter what his lame villain origin story is. Like so much of the right, Robert is consumed by a hatred of women. They don’t respect him. They don’t revere him. They certainly don’t FEAR him and that is just intolerable. Those sluts should know their place! And that place is subordinate to Robert!
Now, it’s too late for adult women to be cowed into submission. They’ve been tainted by the evils of feminism. They can think for themselves. What a fucking nightmare! But teens? 15? 16? They’re far easier to subdue and control. I’ve been writing about this for quite some time:
If you can redefine who is a child, then you can redefine who is an adult and then you can trap little girls as sex slaves under your thumb for life. Because that’s really what this is about: Putting women in social and financial chains just like the good ol’ days. Back when they had to settle for any man with a pulse and a job to survive. Back before feminism demanded more than a life of servitude and male gratification. Back before men had to do anything other than show up to land a wife.
So let’s stop calling 14 and 15-year-olds “children” because that’s inconvenient. They’re women, darn it! And they should be allowed to be the sex slave, “life partner” of upstanding men just like Robert.
But they ARE children. I run a D&D campaign for five 15-year-old girls, one of whom is my daughter. We’ve been playing for two years, so I’ve spent hours upon hours with these girls since they were 13. They are completely comfortable around me, having conversations in front of me and with me that they would rather drink bleach before having with their parents.
I love these girls. They’re smart. They’re funny. They’re completely insane and do shit in D&D I never even contemplated when I was playing in high school, lo those many decades ago.
I am telling you this because I can say, definitively, they are not, in any universe, mature enough to date an adult. They are not adults. They are children. Even the ones who have dated/are currently dating are still children. To sit in a room with these girls and consider them as potential romantic partners for an adult, much less a sexual partner, is demented.
Robert asks, more than once, in his rantings, if feminists have ever spoken to a teen girl. It is clear from his creepy, fetishized writing that Robert has not spoken to a teen girl in decades, if ever. If he had, he would know that everything he is saying is not based in reality, but a warped sexual fantasy that exists only in his head.
Fortunately for all of us, Robert is about as well-known as the lecher standing on the corner, leering at little girls, and has about as much influence. He’s not even mini-famous. He’s just a good example of how a burning hatred of women can and will lead you to the darkest of places; a dynamic we are currently seeing played out on the American right as pedophilia consumes it, the natural endpoint of decades of rampant misogyny.
These are sick and broken people, and they need to be stuffed back into the dark hole they crawled out of.
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That was back in 2018 at a different site and I almost fucking died.
Answer: They are not.
I honestly couldn’t be bothered to dig into his views on Gaza, but one of the first posts I saw was “Kill them. Kill them all” in reference to Israelis, so, yeah, that’s probably not a red flag or anything.
I’ve long maintained that if a girl lies about her age in a casual hookup (mush less, god forbid, a paid arrangement), we shouldn’t hold the man responsible. No one checks ID before sex so unless she looks underage, how could he possibly know?









