Donald Trump doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing.
He put up a post on Truth Social this morning telling Iran that the cease fire is over. He told his fellow national leaders and anyone else who would listen at the NATO summit in Turkey that the cease fire with Iran is over. The cease fire was the greatest thing since cheating at golf when he first made the deal that wasn’t a deal with Iran and stopped the shooting war and replaced it with a bunch of wishy-washy promises from Iran to be good boys and let oil flow through the Strait of Hormuz while Trump’s real estate trust funders ran the negotiations with Iran’s let’s-wait-around-until-they-get-tired-and-go-home diplomatic brain trust.
Iran shot some missiles at an oil tanker and a couple of cargo ships the other day, and the Strait of Hormuz closed. That’s all Iran had to do – fire a couple of missiles or fly a couple of drones and bingo, oil prices shot up, gas prices did an about face, and high prices at supermarkets and everywhere else remained inflated from where they were four months ago.
That is the sum total of what Donald Trump has accomplished with his war on Iran. The war he started on February 28 is the stupidest, most pointless, most useless war the United States has been engaged in since Vietnam. MAGA types and right-wing pundits will argue that Trump hasn’t gotten us into the kind of quagmire that Democrats got us into with Vietnam.
Phooey. It’s a goddamn quagmire and a half, because if Iran wants to keep fucking around with stopping oil shipments from passing through the Strait of Hormuz, they will. There is nothing the U.S. or anybody else can do to stop them. Trump goes on Truth Social and gets in front of the press and says shit like, “we hit them very hard last night.” Do you know what that means? Exactly nothing. Are oil tankers passing freely through the Strait today? Nope. So, what good did it do that we shot some missiles and dropped bombs on “targets” along Iran’s coastline on the Persian Gulf? Nothing.
I can’t make up my mind whether to call this clusterfuck the War of the Dullards or the Nothing War, because nothing we have done since Trump started the damn thing has worked.
Why was it that Trump started the war again? Oh, I remember now! He said he was going to make sure Iran can never have a nuclear weapon. What did CNN report this afternoon? Satellite images show that Iran “may be” rebuilding its nuclear facilities.
May be rebuilding? Of course they are. The minute Trump agreed to his almighty ceasefire, Iran started restocking and rebuilding everything that the U.S. “hit very hard” during the weeks that we waged war on Iran, entirely by air. They’ve got their missile factories going again at top speed. They’re building Shahed drones as fast as they can. They’re working on repairing and rebuilding their small-boat navy that can place mines in the gulf and fire missiles and drones at civilian ships.
And you know what? We don’t have a clue what they’re doing in their underground factories and storage facilities, because we can’t see them, and we don’t have good intelligence about what is happening in that country of 636,000 square miles and 92 million people. That’s a lot of area to keep an eye on. That’s a lot of people who can move around freely on roads that we haven’t blown up, cross bridges we didn’t bomb, and wait until it gets dark so they can enter their underground arms facilities and continue to build all the stuff they need to keep the Strait of Hormuz closed.
Which isn’t much, when you think about it. All they had to do to close it the other day was fire a missile at a tanker, and it was like a gigantic door shut blocking the Strait. Nobody will insure ships that run the risk of being blown out of the water. Nobody will insure the precious cargo carried by the ships, the millions of barrels of oil, the phosphorus that makes fertilizer, the helium used to manufacture the computer chips that power all the almighty AI infrastructure that is supposed to create this big economy of the future that everyone is banking on to the extent that the Smart Guys are spending hundreds of billions of dollars to build the data centers and all the other shit that is supposed to solve every problem we will ever have and keep our economy humming.
Think about this: Iran can just shut down the entire machinery of western wealth by firing a couple of missiles that cost less than what Kash Patel spends to go see his girlfriend sing the National Anthem at some redneck sporting event.
What kind of sense does that make? No sense at all is the answer. What kind of sense has Trump’s war on Iran made? Less than no sense. We have had hurtlocker economic numbers ever since the day Secretary “I ain’t drinkin’ but I’m still stinkin’” Hegseth announced Operation Epic Fury. Isn’t he proud? It’s like all you’ve got to do is think up some macho name for your war, and everything will be peachy keen. What did Iran do when they read on the internet that they were being hit by Operation Epic Fury?
They launched Operation We’re Closing Absolutely Essential to the Entire World Strait of Hormuz. Then they threw a bunch of missiles and drones at their Gulf state neighbors and knocked out our 5th Fleet headquarters in Bahrain and every other military installation we had east of Cyprus and just sat back and said to Trump and Hegseth, what are you going to do about it, boys?
Man, I’ve been writing about stupid shit done by stupid men for decades, and this just plain-ass takes the cake. It wasn’t enough to waste tens of billions of dollars of our defense money and put thousands of our service members at risk and kill 13 of them. Noooooo. They had to completely fuck up the entire world economy by revealing to Iran a strategic advantage that they hadn’t realized they already had. Iran can nuke the economy of the whole world with a single missile fired at a single ship in the Strait of Hormuz.
For whatever reason, that idea had never occurred to the leaders of the Islamic Republic of Iran. But it has occurred to them now because Donald Trump pissed them off. Trump caused considerable damage to our national security because of the oil shortage that he created and by telling Hegseth to go ahead and shoot off about two-thirds of all our important weapons such as Tomahawk and Patriot missiles and a whole bunch of other missiles we haven’t even been told about yet.
Even some of his MAGA minions have begun getting the message. He got us into the kind of dumbass war he promised he would never start. He’s turned Washington D.C. into a goddamned disaster with monuments and the White House itself blocked-off behind chain link fences patrolled by bored National Guard soldiers.
Late today, U.S. “officials” announced that the Strait of Hormuz “will soon reopen,” according to the New York Times. They also assured us that the recent attacks on ships were carried out by “rogue military units.”
Ri-i-i-i-ight. All those rogue Iranians who have known since they were in diapers that if they did anything to piss off the Mullahs their heads would end up in baskets.
Donald Trump is going down in history as the Hormuz president, and there is nothing he can do about it. Iran is in charge, not him.







