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I’ve been trying to make a point for a VERY long time that the soulless monsters on the right do not see themselves as monsters. They see themselves as heroes. No matter how cruel or sadistic or illegal their actions, they look in the mirror and never see a villain, only a hero, or, at worst, a victim.
I would very much like to disabuse them of that notion, and this article is for them.
Hey, buddy. Yeah, you in the body armor with the assault rifle, taser gun, pepper spray, smoke grenades, zip ties, and a love of Donald Trump and the white race.
You think you’re the good guy, don’t you?
Maybe you’re a warrior for Christ. Maybe you’re a soldier for the white race. Maybe you’re a patriot who hates baby-killing commies. A lot of you have conflated all of these into a Grand Unified Theory of Americanism where your pronouns are “U, S, and A” and Jesus personally signed the Declaration of Independence to defeat the Soviet Union.
Whatever story you tell yourself about what you’re doing and why you’re doing it, I guarantee you think you’re the brave hero of this tale.
You are, after all, fighting the forces of darkness. Your enemy, the radical left, is filled with socialists and commies and Marxists.1 They’re Antifa and BLM and femininazis who murder babies after they’re born. They’re pedophiles and child traffickers and maybe even cannibals. They’re definitely controlled by The Jews “The Globalists.”
You are fighting against the armies of Satan himself.
How could you NOT be the glorious hero of this story? You are fighting the ultimate evil!
And since you are fighting evil in its purest form, you are unshackled by moral limits, right? It would be insane to worry about morality in a time like this! Or the rule of law. Or even basic human decency. You are fighting a war for the very future of America/humanity/God’s kingdom on Earth.
You can’t be concerned with rules of engagement or annoying questions like “Is this legal?” or “Is this right or wrong?” You are on a mission! You MUST win at all costs! And, honestly, the people you’re fighting aren’t even really people anyway. That means you can lie, cheat, and steal from them. You can assault them at will. Violence is your ally. Rape and murder are tools to defeat the ultimate evil. They’re not crimes or sins! You’re the hero of the story!
At least, that’s what you keep telling yourself.
But when you get up in the morning and get ready for another day of violence, you cover your face and you hide your badge so no one can see your name. And you attack reporters and anyone with a camera.
Because deep down, you know you’re not the hero. You’re not even the villain. You’re just a cancer poisoning everything around you, and you’re afraid.
Oh, I know, I know. You cover your face to protect your identity because Antifa might come for you. You’re “protecting” yourself and your family from “leftist terrorism.”
Motherfucker, please.
You’re not a brave resistance fighter struggling against an oppressive government, afraid the jackbooted G-men will kick down your door. You are the fucking government.
You’re not hiding from a terrorist ring hunting you down. You’re hiding from the future. You’re afraid of what will happen to you after the regime falls. This is why you hide your faces. This is why you cover your badges. This is why you illegally change license plates after your little raids:
You’re afraid of facing the consequences of your actions because you know that this ride won’t last forever. That Donald Trump will not be president for much longer and without him, the 1000-Year Reich will fall.
You’re afraid of what happens next, and I am here to tell you: You should be.
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There’s this fun little nugget of history I learned recently. Something they didn’t teach in history class and doesn’t get mentioned much when we talk about what happened to the Nazis after World War II. Oh, we all know about the Nuremberg Trials, where a bunch of the worst of the worst were tried and executed. And I’m all about a new round of Nuremberg Trials. Big, showy tribunals for the leaders who directed the campaign of terrorism against the American people. The thieves who stole billions of OUR money. The traitors who worked with our enemies to weaken our nation.
But France and other countries went further than that, and this is what you’re really afraid of, even though you almost certainly are not aware of the history:
Immediately following Liberation France was swept by a wave of executions, public humiliations, assaults and detentions of suspected collaborators, known as the épuration sauvage (wild purge) or épurations extrajudiciaires (extrajudicial purges).
When the regime falls, and it will, there is going to be chaos. You will be cut loose immediately. ICE will be disbanded. Your badge, your title, your legal protection, all gone. And a lot of very angry people, all the people you abused and tortured and maimed and kidnapped and raped and the relatives of the people you killed? They’re going to come looking for you.
And if they don’t, the FBI will once it’s restored to working order. And if not the FBI, state Attorneys General will. Because no matter what fairy tales you tell yourself today, you know what you're doing is immoral and illegal and we will be coming for you.
If you’re lucky, someone with a badge will show up with handcuffs, and you’ll spend the next 15-25 years in a prison cell. If not, it will be a mob with guns and a rope looking for collaborators because that’s what you are: A collaborator.
You are willfully working for a corrupt fascist regime enacting an illegal white nationalist agenda. Shhhhhh…no one cares about your justifications. No one cares if you were “just following orders.” You could have refused. You could have upheld the law. The REAL law, not the white nationalist version Stephen Miller told you to enact.
But you didn’t. You covered your face and then smashed your way through immigrant communities, zip-tieing naked children in the middle of the night and kidnapping people exercising their First Amendment rights.
So, yeah, we’re going to come for you, one way or the other. That is why you cover your face.
Chances are, when the regime falls, you’re going to rush out and join the first white nationalist militia you can find, assuming you don’t already belong to one. An awful lot of you MAGA types have made it clear you do not believe in democracy and that you, and only you, have the divine right to rule America.
Cool.
Just to be clear, when you take up arms against the United States THIS time, it’s not going to be another January 6th. You’re not going to be rehabilitated and celebrated. You’re going to be put down like a rabid animal. Thus, to all traitors and collaborators, because again, and I cannot stress this enough, that is what you are: A collaborator. You will be forever branded as someone who betrayed their oath to serve the people of the United States and uphold the law.
You chose to indulge your deepest, darkest impulses. You chose violence and hate and rage. You chose fascism over democracy. You chose evil, no matter how hard you lied to yourself about being the hero.
There will be a price to pay, and that is why you hide. But you cannot hide forever. The regime is not smart enough to wipe all of the records, and we will find out who all of you are. Maybe you’ll have enough time to flee the country before we catch up to you. I hear Russia is always looking for able-bodied recruits. That’ll probably work out just fine for you.
Has to be better than the mob justice waiting at the end of a rope for siding with the fucking Nazis, right? Guess we’ll find out soon enough. Clock’s ticking. See you soon…“hero.”
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The Blue Wave has begun and the fascist fucks are scared. There are 10 days until it hits Virginia and Pennsylvania. If I were a billionaire fascist loser, I’d think REALLY hard about getting out of the way.
None of which you can define.





