Confession time: I hate Republican voters. I fucking hate them soooooo goddamn much. OK, if you’ve read more than three sentences I’ve ever written, you probably already know this. It’s not exactly a secret. I despise people who vote for Republicans.
They’re ignorant and proud of it. They’re racist and proud of it. They’re misogynists and proud of it. They’re anti-science and pro-war. They’re “pro-life” and anti-school lunches. They’re anti-gun regulation and pro-death penalty. But except for their hate, they believe in nothing. If Trump told them to reverse their positions on everything tomorrow, they would do it as long as they could still spew racial slurs.
I hate them more than I have ever hated anything in my entire life.
And yet, I still do not hate Republican voters as much as the Republican Party does.
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I’m dead-ass serious. For all the loathing I have for the Republican base in all their knuckle-dragging glory, my antipathy pales in comparison to the absolute unrelenting malice the Republican Party has for its own.
How can I know what’s in the black void where a Republican’s heart should be? It’s not that complicated. While I may want to put particularly odious individual Republican voters up against the wall and let a firing squad deliver justice, I do not want to kill them en masse. This is despite the fact that they do, in fact, want to kill me and mine and millions of others. I’m not interested in mass murder. I do want them all to suffer (I’ll get to what kind of suffering in a bit), but I don’t want them to die.
Can the same be said about the GOP? Oh, we know they want to kill us. The socialists and commies and feminists and “globalists” (read as: Jews) and Muslims and Latinos and and and. We know they are desperate to round us all up and put us in Stephen Miller’s fucking concentration camps.
But they’re also really REALY eager to kill as many of their own fucking voters as humanly possible.
Let’s take a look at a short list of Republican priorities:
Gutting Medicaid - This money goes overwhelmingly to red states and rural voters, aka Republican voters. The impact on rural hospitals alone will kill thousands a year.
Blocking vaccines/encouraging anti-vaxxer stupidity - Covid went from killing Black people to killing Republicans because Trump and the GOP convinced their voters not to wear masks or get the shot. Why not build on that success by convincing GOP voters to stop ALL vaccinations?
Cutting school lunches - Republican voters will tell themselves this is taking food away from lazy Black kids in NYC and Detroit. The reality is that most of this money goes to rural and smaller cities, which are overwhelmingly white and Republican. This won’t be lethal, but taking food away from hungry children is about as inhuman and cruel as it gets, and shows a stunning amount of hatred for the people who vote for you.
Killing FEMA right before hurricane season. I wrote about this two weeks ago. Red states rely on FEMA more than blue states. Without federal disaster aid, blue state budgets will take a hit but red states will be crippled and a lot of people are going to die without FEMA.
Side note - While FEMA still exists, you’d think Trump would send disaster aid to his loyal supporters in red states. He isn’t. FEMA isn’t even showing up to do its basic job of helping people in the aftermath of a disaster. When the hurricanes come and smash the southern red states this summer, no one is coming. They’ll be left to die by the GOP they voted for.
Loosening child labor laws - Republicans want to put kids back into dangerous factories. Blue states aren’t going to allow that but red states have been tripping over themselves to get rural 13-year-olds working overnight. We stopped doing that due to the high mortality rate among children, but when you want to maim or kill as many of your future voters as possible? This is how you do it.
This list could go on for another 3000 words but you get the idea. There was once the pretense that Republicans would punish Those People and take care of their own. It didn’t exactly work out that way in practice but at least Republicans went through the motions. Now? Now, the most dangerous place to be is a red state under Republican control.
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The most important thing to understand here is that these are not accidental byproducts of what the GOP is doing. It’s completely intentional. They’re completely lawless at this point. They do not feel constrained by the Constitution or the letter of the law. They chafe when judges tell them “No” and they try anyway.
They could, for instance, only cut school lunches to blue states. Or only cut Medicaid to California and New York and Pennsylvania. The could withhold FEMA from states Democrats control or even from districts that voted for Democrats. They’re perfectly capable of that level of precision if they felt like it. Reward their base’s loyalty, punish those who voted against the Dear Leader.
But they’re not even lying about giving a fuck about Republican voters. They’re just blowing them off and moving on. Republicans are doing things they know will hurt and kill their own voters at a significantly higher rate than Democrats. If Democrats were bloodthirsty animals, some of this is what they would do to inflict the maximum amount of pain and suffering on the right.
The only way this makes any sense is to understand that the Republican Party has a pathological hatred of their own voters. I mean, I get it. They’re a power-mad death cult that has to rely on a mob of imbeciles to stay in power. They spent decades and billions of dollars to turn the average Republican voter into a mindless dumbshit who will believe the stupidest fucking thing imaginable. I mean, for God’s sake, some of these fucking morons actually believe Obama was president when 9/11 happened! If you’re a millionaire Republican educated at an Ivy League school, and most of them are, the idea you have to pander to these inbred Neanderthals has to be infuriating.
Even worse, they fucked up all of your plans by handing your party over to Donald Trump, a drug-addled nitwit who shits his diapers and can’t form a coherent sentence. He came thiiiis close to ruining everything and he still might. He condensed a 50-year quiet fascist plan to a 10-year loud overthrow of the government. It’s do or die now. It’s a miracle the public was stupid enough to give them a second bite at the apple. There isn’t going to be a third.
So, yeah, I can see why Republicans despise their own voters, now more than ever, and are not hesitating to kill them as quickly as possible. They see them as much of a threat as they see us. They can’t be controlled as easily anymore and better to break them than to risk an uprising from a heavily armed and heavily stupid mob of extremists. At the very least, if the Republican plan to end democracy fails and the GOP is snuffed out, they’ll have the satisfaction of inflicting massive harm on the people who fucked it all up by flocking to Trump.
For my part, I can’t say I feel all that bad for the GOP’s base. They’re getting the very thing they’ve been voting for all these years. Sure, they thought all this pain and misery and death would be directed at Black people and Jews and Latinos and women in blue states and big cities, but this IS what the soulless fucks have been gleefully voting for decade after decade.
Now that they’re the target of the GOP’s cruelty, I’m not going to shed a single tear for them.
Personally, this is not what I would have chosen for the GOP’s base. My idea of a lifetime of suffering for the average Republican voter would have been universal healthcare. Fully funded schools. Free college. Clean food, air, water, and medicine. Higher taxes on the rich and affordable, abundant housing. Lower energy bills from renewables and a modern smart grid. All the freedom they demand but for everyone, not just white men.
It would literally be hell on earth for them to see prosperity for not just themselves but all of the people they hate. Imagining that world and the misery of Republican voters having to live in it is what keeps me going.
But in lieu of that, I’m more than happy to enjoy them being murdered by the very people they elected to kill the rest of us. We all take great delight when we watch a movie where the villain dies from the monster or disaster they unleashed. Schadenfreude is awesome and the only thing better than watching MAGAland be crushed will be when they finally realize, as a group, that they’ve been betrayed. That they are not in charge or winning, but just like us, resources to be chewed up and spit out by the billionaires. Victims, aren’t we all?
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