The only difference between the way George W. Bush got us into the war with Iraq and Donald Trump got us into the war with Iran…hell, there isn’t any difference. There was a huge build up of U.S. forces all around the Middle East with aircraft carriers and warships and jet bombers and refueling aircraft and resupply ships and cargo jets, all of this while “talks” were going on to “avoid” war if only the dictators would kowtow to American demands that they cease their production of missiles and weapons of mass destruction…
And then, BOOM. The bombs fell and we’re at war with yet another country located 7,000 miles and an ocean and a couple of seas from the nearest American civilians, who according to what Bush told us and Trump says today, are in “imminent danger” from these aggressive terrorist regimes.
They called it “shock and awe” when we attacked Iraq. This time they’re calling it “epic fury.” Boy, do they have some genius military writers in the Pentagon, huh? It’s like fuzzy-faced teenage boys sending each other exciting text messages as they play “Call of Duty” on their X-boxes, isn’t it? I mean, fucking come on! Trump was somewhere last night standing in front of a blue fabric backdrop and a couple of American flags wearing one of his childish USA hats mumbling in that sing-song voice he uses when he’s reading a teleprompter, and thousands of miles away, we learned this morning, 48 or 60 or 85 young girls, the number keeps going up, died when a bomb hit a girl’s school in Minab, an Iranian town near the Straight of Hormuz.
Steel yourself. This bloody disaster is being stage-managed by Trump and his pal, Bibi Netanyahu, whose bombs – every one American made – killed 68,000 Palestinians in Gaza, nearly every one of them civilian. I couldn’t find a count for the number of bombs that fell on Gaza between October of 2023 and the ceasefire in 2025, but most accounts put the total tonnage at more than 100,000. At one point early in its assault on Gaza, Israel bragged that it was dropping more than 1,200 bombs each day. Multiple accounts of the Gaza bombing say it exceeded the tonnage dropped during World War II on Dresden, Hamburg and the London Blitz combined. Most of the bombs dropped on Gaza were American made 2,000-pound Mark 84’s, shown below in one of the American factories where they are manufactured:
It is highly likely that these are the weapons raining out of the sky on targets all over Iran, shown here in a map from The Guardian:
Look at that. They’re dropping bombs all over that country.
But compare the Gaza Strip and Iran, and you get some idea of what a GIGANTIC clusterfuck is going to ensue from Trump’s boneheaded, macho, know-nothing, forget-the-Epstein-files-for-a-minute multi-billion-dollar military adventure. Gaza is 141 square miles, about 25 miles long and 7 miles wide at its widest point, and had a population of about 2 million before Israel started bombing it into non-existence. Iran is 636,400 square miles, about 1,400 miles diagonally from the northwest to the southeast and has a population of 93 million. Uhhh, that’s 91 million more people than there are, or were, in Gaza.
In two years, Israel basically leveled Gaza, destroying nearly 85 percent of its structures. It would probably take the United States and Israel until the end of this century to do that kind of damage to Iran, and both countries would bankrupt themselves in the process.
Here is a simple military truth: No war has ever been won by bombing alone. We dropped more than 30,000 bombs on Iraq during the invasion in 2003, and kept dropping bombs until the end of “military hostilities” in 2011, and where did that get us? Are we out of Iraq today? It’s 22 years later, and the answer is no. Do we know when we’ll finally pull our military forces out of Iraq? Is anyone in this country happy that we invaded Iraq in the first place? I heard there was a gas station owner in Idaho who claimed to be happy that we invaded Iraq, but I think he died, so the answer is once again, no.
Do you think Donald Trump has one fucking clue what he thinks he’s going to accomplish with his stupid bombing campaign against the world’s 17th most populous country? Well, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Trump decided to start bombing Iran the week that the biggest story about him and the Epstein files dropped, revealing that his Department of Justice has been hiding three FBI interviews with a woman in 2019 who claimed that Trump raped her when she was 13 years old. 13 years old. Think of it. She sued the Epstein estate because Epstein raped her, too, before he turned her over to Trump, and she settled for an unknown sum of money. But she’s still out there. She didn’t commit suicide. She has a story to tell, should anyone want to find her and listen to it.
Trump claimed that he obliterated Iran’s nuclear weapons program before he unobliterated it and declared that the United States is once again in danger of Iran developing a nuclear weapon and the kind of advance missile it would take to deliver such a bomb to our shores.
We don’t know why Trump decided to bomb Iran. Only two days ago, his son-in-law and real estate buddy were in Geneva talking to a representative of the Iranian government. It was announced that they were closer than they had ever been to reaching an agreement with Iran and that talks would continue next week or the week after. What is Trump going to tell us about Kushner and Witkoff now? That they’re the two biggest putzes on the planet for believing anything their Iranian fellow negotiator ever said to them?
Trump doesn’t give a shit. Neither do Kushner and Witkoff. It was all smoke and mirrors while Pete “I’m gonna depth-charge my brewski” Hegseth came up with his clever name for the attack on Iran and staged all his “assets” around the Middle East so he was ready to pull the trigger and send those bombers and cruise missiles skyward to hit the Ayatollah’s compound outside Tehran and the girls’ school down there by the Straight of Hormuz.
I hate the word performative, and I mean I really hate it, but it applies here. We haven’t gone to war with Iran. We’re bombing it. There is a big, huge, stupendous difference between dropping bombs and waging war. What Donald Trump is doing in Iran is showing off. He’s got a great big military that he brags he’s spending a trillion dollars on this year, and by God, he’s going to do something with it.
What good is a trillion-dollar distraction if you’re not going to use it, anyway? The bombs and blood and gore and death and destruction are beside the point if the name Jeffrey Epstein doesn’t appear in the news alongside the words “rape” and “13-year-old” and “Trump” for a while.
Donald Trump isn’t afraid of Iran having a nuclear weapon. He’s afraid of an even bigger bombshell that might drop right on his cotton candy noggin.






