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When George W. Bush invaded Iraq, he made a lot of public noise about how the war wasn’t an attack on Islam. It wasn’t about religion at all! Honest! But in private, he and his people talked about a new crusade in the Middle East. The choice of words was deliberate.
The Crusades, if you slept through that particular history class, were a series of bloody religious wars waged by Christians in the West to conquer mostly Muslim-held lands in the East. This went on for centuries and caused untold misery. Typical of religious zealots motivated by greed and insanity. The Iraq War was just the latest iteration.
Or, at least it was until this past Saturday when the United States, at the direction of Donald Trump, launched an unprovoked war against Iran.
Trump had been building up to this attack for months, and no one was really surprised by it. We were all confused, though. What was the reason, exactly, we were attacking Iran? Not their nuclear program. Not because Iran had done anything recent or specific. Not to “defend” the people of Iran from their brutal government.
What the fuck were we doing waging war against a country 6,000 miles away? A war no one in this country wants?
Well, we appear to have an answer now. White Christian Nationalism. Specifically, the Armageddon part of it. We seem to be engaged in a war to fulfill biblical prophecy. If that sounds insane, that’s a rational response to completely unhinged people.
Let’s be clear: Yes, part of this war is Trump’s attempt to bolster his popularity. Yeah, part of it is to force the public’s attention away from the Epstein files. Definitely part of it is to create a pretext for declaring a “national emergency” over elections. As I explained yesterday, though, none of that is going to work the way the regime is hoping:
But there’s more (or, rather, less) to this idiotic conflict. A level of reckless stupidity that goes beyond even what this regime of morons, pedophiles, and grifters is usually (in)capable of.
When Bush charged into Iraq, they knew it would be a mess afterwards but assumed they would just awesome their way out of it. America would kick ass, take names, and rewrite reality until everyone acknowledged how amazing we were. Blow it all up, and when the pieces fell back down to earth, they would fall into neat little boxes of our choosing because ‘Murika, fuck yeah!
When that didn’t happen, the Bush regime blew up more stuff and scrambled to undo the damage. It was too late, of course, and it took 20 years, hundreds of thousands of lives, and trillions of dollars before we stopped trying to put the toothpaste back in the tube. Truly, a 21st Century Crusade in every way. Well done!
By way of contrast, the Trump regime has charged into Iran, started blowing stuff up, and has no plan at all for what happens next.
How long will we be bombing Iran? Four weeks? Five weeks? Who knows? Our Glorious Military War Hero Donald Trump certainly doesn’t:
Are we going to land troops in Iran? Something the US military is not at all prepared for and would be a years-long bloodbath? We can’t say! Maybe! Maybe not!
So what is going on here? Why have we kicked off what looks to be a war with absolutely no planning beyond “topple the government and unleash absolute chaos throughout the entire Middle East and beyond?”
Like every dime-store villain, the white Christian Nationalists have started to tell us their plan:
U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus.
A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.
From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF).
The complaints came from more than 40 different units spread across at least 30 military installations, the MRFF told me Monday night.
Those are just the death cultists we know about. It’s safe to assume there are hundreds, if not thousands, more of them hiding like cockroaches throughout the military, with Pete Hegseth being at the top of the Org Chart.
If you’ll recall, Hegseth quite literally has Crusader tattoos:
Pete Hegseth’s Tattoos and the Crusading Obsession of the Far Right
The symbols sported by Trump’s defense pick reveal how the medieval past is being reimagined by Christian nationalists, behind a shield of plausible deniability
These are mentally ill lunatics dreaming of Armageddon, whose highest aspiration is to kill in the name of Jesus and hopefully commit an atrocity so great that it triggers WWIII, ushering in the wondrous return of Christ. Of course, it would mean the death of billions, but that’s OK because the “good” Christians will be saved by God.
They could have kept their mouths shut. They could have pushed their extremist agenda and not said a fucking word. But they’re so unbelievably stupid and delusional, they just couldn’t stop themselves from blurting it out. In the name of Jesus, of course.
Under normal circumstances, every one of these assholes would be court-martialled and removed from command immediately. They are a danger to their troops and a danger to the Iranian people, whom we are, remember, supposed to be “saving.” With this kind of death wish clouding their judgment and erasing what little humanity they have, these white Christian Nationalists will take any opportunity to commit war crimes. The more egregious, the better. They will not look to de-escalate any situation. They will not look to avoid civilian casualties. They will be looking to push the violence as far as possible because Armageddon is upon them, and well, sacrifices must be made. In the name of Jesus, of course.
Our only saving grace, if you’ll forgive the phrase, is that Trump is not a Christian Nationalist. He allows himself to be manipulated by them when it’s convenient, but this war is going to go badly, and it’s going to make him extremely unpopular. He’s being told it will make him a studly hero and, more importantly, it will allow him to declare a national emergency over the midterms. That’s the real goal here for Trump.
Either the regime will invent a threat to “the integrity of America’s elections” or there will be a terrorist attack of some kind (there may have been one in Texas already). Regardless, the regime will clutch its pearls and scream that we’re all in danger and the only way to keep us safe is for the federal government to seize total control of the elections in every state.
But since the morons in the regime already told us they plan to do this, we’re already building a resistance, both socially and legally, to the idea. It won’t work, and when Trump’s “national emergency” fails, he will instantly lose interest in the war in Iran. If it can’t help him win (popularity/rally to the flag) or steal (national emergency/executive order) the midterms, then all the war is doing is making him unpopular and angering his base.
War in Iran will also trash the already weak economy, push up gas prices, spike inflation, piss off the military vote as troops increasingly die with no clear directive as to what the fuck they’re supposed to be doing, and solidify resistance on the left into massive protests well beyond 10-15 million of us in the streets.
When that all comes crashing down, Trump will turn tail and run from the war. He will tell Hegseth to end it, blame JD Vance or Netanyahu, declare victory, and throw himself a parade. If we’re lucky, this will happen before the white Christian Nationalists put boots on the ground and get us stuck in a quagmire and before they kill tens of thousands of Iranians and shatter their nation’s infrastructure.
Is it horrifying that we’re pitting Trump’s self-interest against the nihilism of the white Christian Nationalist death cult? Yes. But unless they work up the nerve to remove him, I’m willing to bet on Trump folding when the going gets rough.
This is one of the few times I really REALLY hope I’m right because the alternative is another forever war being carried out by genocidal monsters who want nothing more than to die for their god.
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