We have had very good and productive conversations.
What do you figure? Sounds like something the head of the English department at a small liberal arts college in Maine or Ohio might say after a long staff meeting to discuss adding a book to the department’s required reading list.
Nope. It’s Donald Trump making one of his hundreds of nonsensical statements about the war on Iran he started. We have had very, very strong talks, Trump said three weeks into the war. They are begging us to make a deal.
By April 6, he said, They have made a proposal, and it’s a significant proposal. The very next day, Trump had yet another spin on the situation: A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.
All this was after he told the world he wouldn’t accept anything less than “unconditional surrender.” We haven’t been involved in a war since 1945 that ended in unconditional surrender. And man, we’ve started us some wars.
Now we’re told that today Trump held a two-hour meeting with his “national security team” in the Situation Room at the White House to discuss “a potential agreement with Iran.” Nobody knows what happened at the meeting, but he was able to make it through two hours! Wow! They must have had both his hands hooked up to an IV loaded with liquid Adderall.
A week ago, we learned that all that bombing by Israel and the U.S. failed to put even a small dent in Iran’s military preparedness. For all Trump’s talk of Iran’s navy being “at the bottom of the sea,” they still have something like 200 small attack boats capable of firing anti-ship missiles and laying mines. Seventy percent of Iran’s missiles and drones are still online. Only a small number of the missile sites Iran maintains along its 600 miles of coast on the Persian Gulf were destroyed, and it is almost certain that some of those have been rebuilt.
Big talk. That is the one thing Donald Trump has been good at. But all his big talk through its ups and downs and peace is at hand and we’re going to bomb them back to the stone age has brought us to the point where some sort of peace deal needs to be made so Iran will allow the Strait of Hormuz to reopen. We now have an actual deadline: July 9. Oil analysts at Brookings are predicting that on that date, all international emergency oil reserves will have run out and oil prices may skyrocket to $150 a barrel or above. Panic has set in at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, that’s what all the hurry-up is about.
The last thing in the world that big-talker Donald Trump wants is to look weak. But today, the New York Times published what might be called a short-list of what Iran and Trump’s two real estate hucksters, Witkoff and Kushner, have been talking about. We now have at least a fuzzy picture of what the end of Trump’s war is going to look like.
Witkoff and Kushner have managed to get Iran to agree that things should go back to the way they were the day before Trump started bombing the shit out of them. Wow! What an incredible accomplishment! The Strait of Hormuz – which was not part of our vocabulary previous to February 28 – will be reopened. There will be a new 60-day pause in hostilities. We’ve already been in a kind of rolling pause in hostilities, but let’s forget that for the moment and celebrate our new pause in hostilities, okay? And Iran will “pledge” to never develop a nuclear bomb. Or Trump will accept some kind of “deal” that Iran will agree to drop its nuclear ambitions for 20 years. Or all of Iran’s “nuclear dust” will be shipped out of the country. Something like that, anyway.
That’s what the White House says. Iran, however, is reading from a different “agreement.” They aren’t promising that the Strait will reopen without tolls; in fact, they say they’re talking to Oman about jointly controlling the Strait. They aren’t promising an end to their nuclear program. They aren’t giving up their enriched uranium.
When it comes to the nuke part, the “framework” gets really, really fuzzy. Trump has a red line, that the deal he makes won’t look anything like Obama’s nuclear deal, when Iran agreed to reduce its enriched uranium to 3 percent from 60 percent for 15 years in return for the U.S. releasing $1.7 billion of Iran’s own money that was being held in New York and Europe by sanctions.
So, why is the number $300 billion in the “framework?” Well, because Iran is demanding money to help it rebuild after Trump’s bombing, and Gulf states like the UAE and Saudi Arabia and Kuwait are saying they’ll create some kind of “investment fund” that the U.S. will not contribute to but will help “manage” in some non-specified manner. Except it has leaked out that Witkoff and Kushner proposed that part of the “rebuilding” of Iran will involve real estate deals in Tehran they will participate in. But Donald Trump won’t be giving any money to the Ayatollah. Somebody else will.
Of course, if it’s a Trump “deal,” there will be a potential profit for himself and his grubby condo pals.
In the meantime, the U.S. and Iran have been trading drone and missile strikes along the Strait of Hormuz close to Bandar Abbas, because apparently, you can’t have a ceasefire without a little firing going on – not in the world Donald Trump lives in anyway.
The phrase turning over in the grave has been running through my mind a lot recently. I haven’t even attempted a list of former American political and military leaders who have been spinning in their graves as their ghosts watch this insane clown “president” attempt to manage a war that none of them would have even contemplated against the country of Iran.
The lies coming out of the Pentagon say that we have spent about $29 billion on the war against Iran. It’s amazing that the E-Ring of the Pentagon hasn’t collapsed into the Potomac River from the weight of the bullshit being slung around by Pete “Pushups and Tattoos R Us” Hegseth.
And on this day, when Trump finally got around to having a meeting with his “national security team” to discuss how to bring this disaster to a close, the number that’s being tossed around that will get Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz and allow the world to go back to importing 20 percent of its oil from the Gulf is $300 f-ing billion.
Through all this, there has been no talk at all from the Trump administration about how to ensure that this global economic disaster caused by a pause in the world’s oil supply never happens again. Europe is talking. Countries in the European Union get almost 50 percent of their electricity from renewable energy sources like wind and solar. China is talking. Thirty-five percent of their electricity comes from renewable energy sources. Countries all over the world are working to switch from fossil fuels to renewable energy sources for all kinds of reasons – they don’t want to depend on foreign sources such as oil producing nations for oil and gas, they want cleaner air, they want their kids and grandkids to grow up in a world where it’s not 100 degrees day after day, year after year.
But Trump and his posse of MAGA geniuses? They want the Strait of Hormuz reopened so they won’t get killed in the midterms by $5 and $6 gas and McDonald’s burgers you’ll have to take out a loan to buy. That’s their big plan. Get the oil flowing again, dudes! That’s the ticket!
Well, at least a judge has ordered Trump’s name to come off the Kennedy Center. There’s that. Trump wants his name on everything. Maybe Iran will agree to rename the Strait after him as a sop to his Mount Everest size ego. How does “The Strait of Just Resting His Eyes” sound?



